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I used to have this cat who was a tough bitch. I watched her beat the shit out of a dog twice her size. Anyway… on a daily basis, she would bring me “food”.Mice. Moles. Blue Jays. Bees. Squirrels. Rabbits. Yes, Rabbits. She once brought me
Nicholle doesn’t understand how hard it is for me to order food. She should know this by now considering one of the first times we hung out I asked her to order for me when we went to Sonic…
do-not-touch-my-food: Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake
stevita: drtanner-sfw: fullyrealized: i think the thing that makes me angriest about the entire culture of people being forced to set up online fundraisers for things like medical treatments and basic necessities is that at least 99% of the people who
ryan-seth-michael: Had a lot of fun taking these, I’ll definitely take some more soon! DM me if you’d like to purchase a video or send me some food directly! Follow ryan-seth-michael for more of me and the many ex jocks of the world.
bofursbooty: Don’t talk to me about how Thorin raised Fili and Kili. Talk to me about how Dis did it. Talk to me about how she raised them by herself while her older brother worked to get their kingdom back. Talk to me about how when Thorin made sure
feed-me-feedee-deactivated20200:i literally ate an hour ago and my belly still feels so empty it’s rumbling at me again already 😩 some please buy me more food, i miss my belly being stuffed so badly 😔
My good friend hit me up and said she was craving Filipino fried chicken. Knowing i cant have any she said she’ll buy me spaghetti there too. I did not know we were going to little Phillipines in Queens. She bought me pastries at a bakery, and a meal
OK Tumblr, cross your fingers and wish me luck or good whatevers - I have an assessment test to get a job interview for a job with full benefits and a living wage in the morning. It would mean all the things I want - a place to live, food to eat, to see
cntryboy0611: i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone
justinjieber: I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days
i don’t just want a boyfriend/girlfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone
theshitfucksart: I’m going to hell I felt a MIGHTY NEED to get some art out of me somehow but damn I’m still kinda in a food coma, so here– have some snapshots of some daydreams I’ve been having about Sebastian from Stardew Valley Please do not
15 year old me meeting 20 year old me
africant: me eating in public: me eating at home:
thelastpilot: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. Me
stormcallart: Thank you again @faemore for always giving me wonderful ideas and then being patient with me while i take three months to actually make it.
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
eissibee: bente36: stardust-omelette: any individual who manages to convince or motivate me to finish me will earn, 12 potatoes, from me Amazing!! THIS IS GORGEOUS!!
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
acerotiburon:Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!
lizziefaguire: i don’t just want a boyfriend/girlfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of
this article...it's EXACTLY how i feel about food. it's so scary how accurate this is.
haydenssissysubbottomplaypen: He pumped me full of hormones, deprived me of food and turned me into a muscleless whimpering sissy in a matter of months. His cock was so meaty. He forced me to always wear make up and to smell his cock for what little
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bursten: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate chia and red wine. #149calories #cleaneating #instafood #instafoodie #foodofinstagram #food #foodie #foodporn #foodieporn #healthysnack #chiaseeds #chiapod #cacao #darkcacao
Thanks #subway_australia for the free birthday sub. 😄👌🤘👍🍞 thanks @leanneeepants for telling me this awesome birthday hack. 😊💖 #birthday #birthdaypresent #birthdayfreebie #subway #6inchsub #food #foodie #foodieporn #foodgasm #foodgram
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My homemade super low carb grainfed steak “burgers”!!Mushroom buns! Post #legday #instafood #food #yum #clean #lowcarb #fitspo
radiant-mercy: lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that?? me: (buys food) a wise decision me: (sees a thing I want) damn I wish I had money for that
I'm not hot or gorgeous, I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but I'm ME. I eat food, I have curves, I love my pyjamas and I go without makeup. I'm random and crazy I don't pretend to be someone I'm not,
ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch:I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE
lizziefaguire: i don’t just want a boyfriend i want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and buys me chinese food when i’m on my period and cries in front of me and lets me cry in front of them and someone
someone share their food with me im hungry
Homemade chicken and vegetable wild rice soup! I’m generally very proud of my cooking. Let me cool you delicious things!
Marry me, delicious ?! #brigadeiro #love #TagsForLikes #TFLers #tweegram #photooftheday #instamood #cute #iphonesia #summer #tbt #igers #picoftheday #food #instadaily #instagramhub #beautiful #iphoneonly #instagood #bestoftheday #jj #picstitch #follow
I’m not throwing up anymore so what’s the first thing I do? Eat a whole box of pasta and a can of Pringles. DON’T MIND ME, ALL I DO IS EAT AND CRY NOW. seriouslywhatthefuckhormones It’s been 6 weeks This ain’t funny anymore
m-e-s-t-i-z-a: I’d be lying if I said this isn’t me when people eat my food
to the (female)fast food manager who said “here you go dear” and handed me my food and then complimented my ootd, I love you 🥺
some-little-girl: Everybody always seems to think that Ruby likes food more than Sapphire but what if Ruby hates food and Sapphire eats like twenty quesolupas?
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vanilla milkshakes just make me feel so fabulous
I try to eat well then it all goes tits up when someone offers to buy me food
