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aaaaa42: “your son died?! oh my god! i’m so sorry. h.. how, if you don’t mind me asking?” “he couldnt exhibit enough self control to not submerge his fucking head in a river of chocolate”
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: five-sevenths: Give me an apple. Let them have an apple!
plasticroyal: me in the garden of eden
the-chosen-undead-hunter: nicolas-px: broliloquy: nicolas-px: MMMMM MMMMMM C R E A MY What is this surreal nightmare. Is this Dark Dr. Seuss its lazy town YOU BITCH this makes me uncomfortable…
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
foodffs: SLOW COOKER CHICKEN POTATO CORN CHOWDER Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
gudram: slimetony: gudram: slimetony: hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks snnnnzzzzz
derekhetrickart: saw an ask a while back that compelled me to attempt a comic thing with Emilia and Violet on a date :3c
rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack
mypussytight: dunkindont: you dont need drugs to have fun don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this
stardewimagines: starruinfarm: @rakukajas answered your question“Send me Stardew Valley related prompts?” anything sam related, please! sam chilling with seb and abigail, maybe? : 0 Sorry I’m taking forever o<-< Sam, Seb, and Abby chilling
rwiggly: dear-travis: kenyatta: As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days. This is still funny to me. lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out
ammitt: them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
yanderwei: me: you:
Tickle me and I’ll sacrifice you to Satan for half a bagel
livingabovetherest: queenofthesaiyans: Literally me They nailed it.
champeon: weloveshortvideos: “Its not that big” Me
Me: I don’t think I feel like eating lunch today, whateverme a few hours after I was supposed to eat: welp here I am eatingme now: why am I like this I can’t even depression right lol
mastersord: donotingest: totallynotagentphilcoulson: defenseoftheancients: flat earth and even concave earth are fake, face the truth of pyramid earth You heretic Cuboid Earth or bust you’re both a couple of dumbasses, let me show you the glory
floraverse: spikievstheuniverse: My full illustration for @glitchedpuppet’s Orobas and Amdusias zine! Inspired by @orcaowlart’s photo collection of me sleeping. I love floraverse, and especially these two, please check out the story if you haven’t
thatsthat24: ballisticballgowns: thomassandersfandersblog: A Night of True Love 💖 This is it. the greatest thing I have ever seen “Flowers of the brightest hue,The finest sweets will only do,No demand is out of hand,I’d do it all for… me.”
please, call me duncan
unclefather: rewatchingpokemon: BULBASAUR PICKED OUT A BULBASAUR COOKIE “this is me”
Me, getting a self-harm impulse: look man I can stab myself in the neck whenever I want can I please at least finish my coffee
freedomconvicted: Taffy for the Heart dedicated to this one taffy place im freaking eager to visit. the aesthetic reminds me of mccree and thus this head canon was born.
supercasualmegagrump: lovelyrhink: i love them so much Arin’s attempt at an unamused face and Dan’s laugh is what gets me up in the morning
indianbiatch: me making friend
they found me again
trevenant: nateural: rochejii: My friend’s snapchat makes me want to throw my phone out the window That’s only 9 carrots. You ever tried to hold 14 goddamn full size carrots in one hand
rainydays-stardew: misterlawyerdude: My mom made me a lil Stardew Valle cake 💞My birthday was the 25th but that’s okay.Also sorry for shitty quality. this is so cute
dynastylnoire: why you bake me
avatarerin: avatarerin: i’m erin and my family needs 10 dollars to eat this week. i will promo you, write you a fic. even one dollar would be amazing, i’d appreciate it, also if you can’t, no worries, i understand. you give me hate, i will block
schpog-art: THEY ARE SO CUTE IT’S KILLING ME
cenquetzacoatl: gaytotodile: This is an actual tweet by dennys hang on uhh dennys what are you playing I– –Denny’s just made me question my own objective existence while casually hinting the inner workings of Tumblr user dennys
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
yazzdonut: Hey guys, I launched my patreon page today! check all the cool rewards i have to offer there and consider to support me ✨
straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations Its me outside. U want some muffins What
goon: goon: advertising in 2017 scares me not only did they take my girl, but they kicked my ass first
bnq: furbearingbrick: pictured: me don’t forget the chaser:
striders: staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
moonemojii: he brought me wendy
superharrywholockstuck: vampireapologist: snaacks: wait THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE Technically Adam IS the welcome to chili’s guy
horrorbisexual: me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them
silentbutlively: supreme-leader-stoat: usagichanp: This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing
this almost made me put my cheetos down.
vinesnow: When you’re in a bad mood, but all you need is some food The best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com
food and sex are good motivators.
“Real Love”–Mary J. Blige
me-convierto-en-geek: Awesome
tristyntothesea: This speaks volumes to me.
-- Let Me Lose My Mind --
bullied: Why is it that all my money goes to clothes & food but I’m sitting here hungry trying to choose from the same three things I always wear
thebootydiaries:bae: come overme: do you have foodbae: my parents aren’t homeme: are they coming back with food
food-vacuum: I can’t hear you I’m eating chips
Food And Chill