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archel: im craving some why you looking all cute for? let me have you!
Made potstickers for me and brother. I wish I can cook forealz tho
,but let me convince you first.
adriofthedead: sknnyasfckkk: from-fatass-to-hourglass: One day my daughter might come up to me and say, “Mom, I’m fat/ugly/whatever.” And I will take her to the grocery store. I’ll show her all of the different sizes and shapes of her favorite
let me get at that. them buns and all that in between!
can u make me some, thanks!
SIMPLY ME
Glaze me up
dailytweets: Just saw this on Insta now you all have to suffer with me
captainbutttouch: Eat your fucking heart out I’m the cutest thing alive Gah this post annoys me! Why do these people think it’s alright to make fun of her for “being fat.” I wish I had the courage to wear something like that..
Give me that
pkgm: liftedandgiftedd: FUCK ME UPPPPP Gimme!!!!
Having a great time !! Except for the food that is pure shit !💀💀🙊🙊
Some funny \ amazing \ stupid \ beautiful moments of my holiday ! beautiful place , fantastic landscapes and awful food :-)
After eating the same amount of food that all 300 spartans would have eaten , i played some Golf with my father and brother… it was like 10 years since the last time we played together :-) it was fun ! EDIT: It only looked strange before
enjoyingtheviews: good girl…..up on your knees for me now, darling….
sparkytheandroid: “Get dressed we have to go.”“No I don’t wanna.”“There will be food there.”
league-of-bi: dorfs: evnw: YES seeing this video after such a long time was like someone cleaning my soul’s fish bowl and giving it food flakes when you hear your fave song while youre out in public
confectionerybliss: Peanut Butter Cup Stuffed Brownie BitesSource: Show Me The Yummy
foodffs: LEMON ROSEMARY ROASTED POTATOES Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
runecestershire: hsavinien: ferrific: optimysticals: barefootdramaturg: For some reason, it never occurred to me that Project Gutenberg would have public domain old cookbooks. This is BRILLIANT. There’s a 1953 cranberry recipe pamphlet and a suffrage
What the Water Gave Me
dessertp0rn:Butter Pecan Cheesecake! [4128x2322] | More? Lord have mercy I need me some of this
I had a good evening with good German food and good company.
I had a great evening with Italian food and a movie with friends
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julroses: fuck me Oh my
veganismislove: Sweet Potato Falafels with Lemon Tahini Sauce Oh geez give me this now
yackattack: HAPPY VEGAN PIZZA DAY, EVERYONE! Because I love you, A LOT, I’ve made a delectable pizza round-up for you. You can thank me later. <3 PIZZA PARTY OVA HERE!
debaters: “yo pass me the weed”, you’re welcome
piecesinprogress: Smoothie time! There’s something about summer that just makes me want a smoothie all the time! I usually shy away from banana based smoothies because it has such a strong flavor but in this collection I embraced the creaminess and
thehazyrealmmotel: Literally me
clittyslickers: vegan-yums: Easy Vegan Fudge yes give me
vegan-hannie: Sautéed mushrooms, tomatoes, red onions and sunflower seeds with boiled samphire on top of 2 bread rolls spread with low fat houmous and served with lime infused tortilla chips and dried coconut. Feed me
uarhi: Me LOL
tell me some stories
I’ve titled this dish “Green Goddess Pasta” For all my vegan goddesses out there. *yea I eat white pasta. Don’t talk to me about it being unhealthy. It’s cheap. Do I eat it for every meal? No.
peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
simplythequeerking: foodffs: SPICY CHIPOTLE PEPPER GUACAMOLEReally nice recipes. Every hour.Show me what you cooked! prriisscceellaa
I Haven't Bled Enough To Make Me Buoyant
juststonecoldgay: guy: me af That would be a terrible cake bc there’s no sugar just saying. Also there’s no baking soda/powder so it’s not going to rise either.
me ordering #food at a restaurant
sloth-king: czechs-and-holdings: sloth-king: sensless-happines: Niggas are about to be living in 3017 @reign-rose what I gotta do to get this? @sloth-king cook Why tag me bruh 😂
note-a-bear: ghostieonfirst: ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise. it’s just shoveling food into its mouththis cat is actually a cat I would probably like
tropicalifornication: *goes out of room* *grabs food* *goes back in the room* *repeats the next day*
eatingisfab: why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food
okaymad: soon i will have to pay rent and food and INTERNET AND IM NOT READY FOR THAT
punlich:When I date someone I steal their body heat and eat their food and nuzzle them a lot basically I’m 100% useless and also a cat
streetfighteriv: he gets so excited about his food i’m crying
blissless: *constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*
lordoftheswag: “food’s ready come downst-”
Stay with me forever
actualnickwilde: So I poured me some Raisin Bran earlier because I’m 23 and when you’re an adult you stop having fun at breakfast. But I didn’t have enough for a whole bowl so I dug around in the cabinet and decided to mix in some Fiber One, because
neilnevins: Dark McDonalds, show me the Unhappy Meal
jyushimatsu420: me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
havingafoodfightonthemoon: Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
memssssssssss: Me
virgno: haveitjoeway: themaddfeminist: jen-jen-jen-jen: soundssimpleright: coolthingoftheday: Adorable Japanese hamster bread. (Source) Are you fucking kidding me. there’s no way in hell I could take a bite out of these It has a butthole
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