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theprophetspeaks: foxxxyleon: carameliceblendlover: lovelywho: ummm it really is… omgosh that erks me! >.< *Tingling *Irks Well the easiest way to fix it would be to just eat all the cookies. Someone get me those cookies. I need to fix
Ouch. (Don’t worry. It’s a batch of fake blood I made today) Edit: If you feel so inclined, let me know if it looks real enough. I substituted strawberry syrup for the base, added red food coloring to make it less pink and then added the chocolate
I learned how to use text in videos. This is me just messin’ around, writing music, answering important phone calls and eating food. It’s ridiculous. Enjoy.
My girlfriend is literally my dream girl. She stands up for what’s right, she fights for the underdog, she likes sleeping outside and swimming, she cooks really good food, she’s a radical queer, she loves me and writes me poems, she’s
kinkybug: i could 100% eat more food if someone was feeding me
lydiallama: perchu: shslvalkyrie: What a time to be alive. aRE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS SHIT. THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT. NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER. THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING
I literally stayed in bed from Saturday night after dinner to Monday morning except when I got up twice on Sunday at 6pm and 9 ish to get food (only because once when I stayed in bed for too long without food I promptly blacked out when I stood up and
I’m hungry. I want to get up and go eat, but there’s no food in the house and it’s raining. Basically I’m too lazy to go get food. Lol
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
side-eyeing my co-worker into eternity for 1) talking to guests with headphones in and 2) ORDERING FOOD AND EATING IT IN FRONT OF ME WHEN MY LUNCH BREAK ISN’T FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS
amoying: basically me
another me to mother you
You've got me fucked up
easied: *this pizza serves 4-6 people* bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
seashellhouse: I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I
If anyone would like to go get a curry with me, you’re more than welcome to join me
make me now! or teach me how!
tangarang: oh man this video makes me feel so good, oden is my favorite!!! Makes me hungry.
How can a person NOT love Pizza ?!!? is it even possible ? i mean , can you even find me just ONE person that doesn’t actually love eating a fucking awesome pizza ?!?!? Fuck , i want pizza now ! -.-’
Love is in the air… ❤️ Pizza, my favorite food ever!
coconuttygrey: coconuttycooks: STAY WITH ME! I know the picture isn’t very pretty but stay with me. Tonight’s dinner was a cabbage and beef stir fry with peanut sauce. It is delicious despite its more… Humble appearance. Trust me. Also if you
I need a bae that will take me to Taco Bell and buy me bean burritos, extra fire sauce, mad guac.
weedandpatchouli: These eggs smell like farts and wet dog fucking gross It’s weird how when you go vegan you can smell the funk from animal products. Like when my coworkers ordered pizza (and apologized to me for not thinking about me lol) I could
memorycycle:lets play in the food processor together
plaaastic: Omgosh everyone is coming by and give me food at the flea what is going onnnnnn 😭😭😭✨
uhmeliamay:my favorite past time is seeing how much of my friend’s food I can take before they get angry at me
alexjonesinfowars: strongbadgmail: alexjonesinfowars: my son preparing me dinner what’s he making? my favorite food, dense plastic bricks
me on death row
virginsacrificer: mom: dinners ready me:
mooserattler: jjflow: freshrosemary: allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite
tinderofficial: me
cosbyykidd: noglutesnoglory: Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don’t tell me a tomato is a fruit because I simply do not carrot all.
lindsaychrist: mom: what are you watching?me: nothing…me:
giovanniespinuevaa: bootsi: this was so cute lma o and made me giggle This makes me happy haha
imsoshive: Friend: I don’t think I can eat all this food. Me:
prozdvoices: me on chopped
gitananocturna: jackafz: everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money* me: Me
hibagon: waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
shelfofawesome: vine: Me as a detective FUCKING CHRIST.
lucile-the-dinosaure: dudegetyourown: a-world-of-noise: library-mermaid: weloveshortvideos: me this halloween I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those onions?????? THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS KILL ME EVERY TKME This is legit me 😂😂😂
Me: sitting quietly, eating my breakfast Me internally: I wanna set myself on fire
Me: simultaneously wants to kill myself and go for a run, changing my lifestyle and eating healthier Me: I’m just gonna lay here instead okay
Me: getting some of the more insane, impossible self harm impulses on a daily basis multiple times a day Me: eh whatever I’ll eat more fruit and it’ll be chill
colourofoctober: I’m loving this new raw food diet I’m on! Who knew it could taste so good!
mjalti: me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let
boredpanda: Stuff No One Told Me
Someone should bring me chocolate pudding and give me a big hug
g2gcya: Me
mughler: like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability
mmishaya: Me and my mutuals logging tf in
thaidraws: that 20 minute drive to and from is my me time
romanimp: fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout? me: sore fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes? me: [[also in a Russian
compassionlotion: I’m hungry asf & haven’t eaten all day, can someone help me out with ฟ so I can grab some pizza? paypal.me/brienicol3 cash.me/briellenicol3
daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little
Kin Food
so today i was supposed to go to long beach to see ~someone~ i haven’t seen in a long time, but they bailed on me last minute. whatever, i feel babely, my twist out is marvelous and i’m eating good food and drinking beer. also i added
Can someone please explain chicken and waffles to me?
damianmcgintleman:why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic
So esto me paso en McDonald’s hahaha #food #hungry #wtf #ohwell #fuckitimhungry
![romanimp: fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout? me: sore fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes? me: [[also in a Russian](https://64.media.tumblr.com/64f128050a90509cb7273cdb3676d305/3cd78410c98fbe7a-05/s512x512u_c1/c5655349f7d4c29332c057ef4dd6012e731ecab9.png)
