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wayneradiotv: me after i eat too much quiznos
Where the sugar daddies at? Don’t wanna work. Buy me stuff
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were
fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that
ceasefires: Steven: Hey Sar, would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick, or sit on a dick and eat cake? Me: How is that even a question.
And she told me "Hold on tight"
ackermanss: @me every day
marysuewhipple: marysuewhipple: “Not All Villains Are Zukos Some Of Them Are Ozais” Yes But You Are Not The Ultimate Arbiter Of Which Villains Are Which. Me: Which fictional villains are and are not redeemable and/or sympathetic is subjective.
sonnet30: hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY hamlet for the next four and a half acts:
bpdmemes:“Why do i hurt everyone” vs. “why do i make everything about me”: fight
Me when I fap. ^_^
Me…. every time my alarm goes off for work… =_=
Me. Fucking. Too.
Me either.
Me too.
Me when I argue with women until they get homicidal.
Just went for a swim. The water was a bit cold, but the wind was warm so it was nice. I really want to have a barbecue soon, but someone is going to have to work the grill, because I don’t know how. Lmao
This cute guy left his really cool necklace at my place the other day. Incentive for him to come back. 😈 lmao jk we’ve already set up another date for tomorrow. :)
I look like shit. Lmao
As my brother and I get older, we look more alike. We were being stupid that day. Lmao 😅
I don’t even know what I was trying to do lmao 😂😂😂
pajamaslam: my friend just sent me this and i am going to explode
chakiya: A picture of me getting my ass ate while my cat watches in horror.
mannyespana: Life goals lmao #goats #guns #money #danbstatus
anotherdayanotherchange: toonjester5: cutemonster09: hypnolizard: Me on my way to steal your girlfriend. YOU CAN HAVE HER jeSUS TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN Is this how Barbie would walk? Fuck, my stomach!
lnnea: My boss loves Beyoncé and her birthday is the same as Beyoncé and when she first started dating her boyfriend she asked him about his birthday and it was the same as jay-z and she told me that was the main reason she decided to have a baby with
Of Real Madrid & Me
50shadesofyodaddysdick: boyfriend: what’s for dinner? me:
k1mkardashian: me
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
unclefather: brokendildo: unclefather: Who the fuck names their child arson I’d hate you too if you named me after a crime the picture even looks like she’s on fire
50shadesofyodaddysdick: me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy
britneysbaldhead: me in hell waiting for all my friends to die
teddywap: my friend: i think you had too much to drink me:
clarksbruce: “ya’ll need jesus” says me, an avid sinner.
nge: me 2
Talk 2 Me
flawlessxqueen: psl: cosmic-noir: surprisebitch: “how much do you love milk?” me: I just screamed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
luvisblack: What the kinky women be saying. “Don’t threaten me with a good time ”#LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG this is entirely accurate
naamahdarling: artxauroraxart: celestialheartmage: officialkeikoandgilly: best-of-memes: Rich people showers Originally posted by weegems reblogging for that gif i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself This really helped to make me less angry.
Ha! this made me laugh
Me in real life
grownupgeekgirl: rightwingtoday: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order and floridians are just as human as you and me! and the
artwomb: Truisms and Inflammatory Essays by Jenny Holzer fucking Jenny Holzer got me in the feels
prince-ichi: day 2 of dmmd 69 min __(:3/ twitter still won’t let me upload the picture
LMAO NOPE THER EIT IS GUYS THERE IT IS.( ಥ‿ಥ)
neurochemical: neurochemical: im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made
some piss ass anon: “incest is wrong and ur disgusting for shipping it.uwu”me: *aggressively ships incest ships even harder*
localstarboy: “Nah this the right number” killed me lmaoooo