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me most of the time:
daeum: me and my mom tbh.
good-dog-girls:My wife bought me this extremely round coyote bank. It is the roundest doggo. My friends on IRC are amused by fat doggo>It’s so fucking happy too, it’s adorable.>That’s what happens when you eat too many chickens>chubby doge>wha
ass-bass-ass: Yummy Lmao when you find a photo of your ass you submitted to an ass blog years ago
Do this to me and I will not be happy…
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headphonepoe: stevedusa: gestopft: is this what the kids are listening to these days? Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t. I’m cackling
Lmao Thats my Troll Face Those braces just make this pic look nice in my opinion lol i should make a meme
again, i swear i was forced to pose lmao
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
jdongle: Since an anon asked for a new selfie, here ya go lmao
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zouxry: person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.? me:
me: tries to have a normal streamyall: SHREK AU TIME
gods-little-punk: microtear: Me
me, being sentimental the last day of my college program thing: you guys this time tomorrow were not gunna see each other…………. im gunna be all alone in my room……………………&hel
quickweaves:vinebox: When you’re trying to act like everything is okay when really nothing is okay i know I’ve said me before on a lot of posts…but “me”
jibriljoestar: zubat: “Me as a dad.” ME
calumashtons:me: *gets jealous* me: chill
whitelivesdontmatter: him: hey :) me: you’re lying
552: bae: why are you mad at me? me: it’s on the syllabus
scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!” I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂 Im fucking dead
mylittlesanity: zoovien: melaninhoe: female-don: yourfavoritemales: “what’s your diet like?” MEEE DEADASS ME MINUS THE MILK me, plus starburst honestly omg @lil–queen literally u w the Krispy Kremes
nickjonasnipples: me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism me at work: honestly?
obeymyshwaag: mc1v: Yooooo 😭 this is me
goldenpoc: I hate when people be like “you wanna hang out on x day” but they don’t even hit you up the day of. Like bih, you ain’t hittin me up, I’m just gonna lay in my bed. You ain’t bout to have me get fully dress like a fool and I ain’t
mjalti: me: *stays off of social media for one day*me:
maurypovichofficial:Handing me the aux cord is really nerve wracking because I have to pretend I haven’t been listening to the same 4 songs for the last six months
minotaurclub: me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad
hutchj: Me: I’m going to be a kinder, gentler person.Drake: “You gotta be nice for what to these niggas?” Me:
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
thatpettyblackgirl: me setting up a playlist for a 5 minute shower
apocketuniverse: me on monday: its going to be different this week!!! i wont get discouraged by small issues and i’ll stay on top of my work!! me by 4 PM that afternoon:
hoe4parker: sodomymcscurvylegs: When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into: Them: “So what are you in to?”Me: “Haha, I don’t really know.” @fairyneko 😅😅😅 *nervous
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justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but I realized it’d be a waste of a tomato sandwich.” -my mom to me
mydadisindianajones: Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store? Me:
forgetyeahcomics: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?
put-on-your-war-paint-youngblood: penis-hilton: me sexting tbh This speaks to me on a personal level haha
08141990: Beyonce‘: Im gonna sing something very special for you guys :) Me: OMFG OK YASS!!!! Beyonce‘: Remember those walls I built…… Me:
alchery: itsnyaaabetch: My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you” True romance
When People Ask Me Why I'm A Lesbian
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: coconutcafe: ok but is this not me I want a tall tee like this. me taking a stroll this morning.
plant-sexual: take me to the MoMA and glue me to the wall
cornnuts: me
wtf-pale:if u hug me from behind i will push my butt against ur dick
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
rbertdowneyjr: me: *thinks nasty shit* in the tags: he is so pretty :)
bpdjessepinkman: me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad
vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love
blkflame1234: meat: jack me me: i know
thealphapigeon: jamejarrs: THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF GASTON IS GONNA MAKE ME SHIT OMG When u havin a good time but still thinkin about all the shit you’re putting off
lmao the FEET I SEE THE FEET ERRORDAMNIT
me: starts designing new cute OCs brain: what…what are u doin. U already have so many neglected ones. why can u not focus on one group of OCs for once me: keeps designing new cute OCs
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