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champagnepadre: me: I’m YELLIN me really:
Me: watching The Phantom Menace*Darth Maul appears in all his red faced glory*Me: Hi Daddy
jhopesbitchface: I DEEPLY APOLOGISE TO THOSE THAT TAG ME IN THINGS BUT I END UP NEVER DOING IT
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
screamandshout: get-elain-a-horse: I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where
baddiebabbie: anxiety: they hate you me: who hates me anxiety: they
simplymonay: The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in
chiveburger: me: tumblr is such a joke I should just delete also me after not being able to open the website for 45 seconds: my blog…my brand…my life, all gone…
bodyglitter: me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears me 3 seconds later:
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
fancyeliza: me, every year since 2011: I am going to make it through this year if it kills me every year since 2011: [trying its gosh darn hardest to kill me]
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
lmao I am mildly ashamed that this never occured to me…
lmao AWESOME IDEA.
lmao Pretty much the gist of what I think every time this happens. Like fuck… you think its me effing dream to be TECH support? I need money, fuck off you poser bitch mother fucker. XD
lmao…. It took me 30 seconds to fully appreciate this, then I spent another 30 laughing. =)
lmao…. Send me a picture of your KNOB? Is he sexting a 13yo…?
lmao…. Fuck. I want her to adopt me.
lmao Too me a sec to even get this… but when I did… giggles ensued… >_>
lmao…… That would make me fucking NERVOUS….
lmao… Took me like 30 seconds to understand why this was evil… I really don’t eat candy… does it fucking matter that much??? Hahahah.
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
lmao… Me too. Jesus.
lmao… This amused me for 10 fuckings minutes straight…
lmao Took me a min…
lmao… I have no idea why this amused me so much….
lmao. Got me. Did NOT see that coming.
lmao Took me a sec to get it…
mazokhist: me every day that’s not t day: can’t wait for my next shot me on t day:
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
lmao this made me laugh for a good minute
LMAO!!!! like Idk just laugh with me ma
me: “i hate everyone” someone: “haha except me lmao” me:
alt-j: when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
memosfromlevi: Me: Oh man I’m busy, better stay off my phone and work hard today. Me: *finds out @fuku-shuu is marathoning noragami today* Me: On second thought :))))))
lmao this is my old tumblr before i knew how to use it.
alannygreyjoy: me @ twow: come at once. help me. save me. i need you as i have never needed you before. i love you, i love you, i love you. come at once.
dialupmodem: me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO
pleasent-dreams: memoryanddesire-stirring: anomandaris77: cartackreeg: bandwnudes: LMAO If this is real, I need to get it for the wife. LOLZ Heh. ~OMG…Bahahaha!!!~ *coughs* Excuse me while i run off to Wal-Mart!
little–kitten-princess: starrimmedglasses: daddys-rainbow-princess: I’M BEING A BRAT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DISCIPLINE ME AND GIVE ME TIME OUTS AND TALK TO ME IN A STERN VOICE AND SPANK ME. WHY IS THAT NOT CLEAR? Holy fuck. Literally me.
rydenarmani: rydenarmani: just call me daddy 😉 update: next dude that messages me with some “or you could call me daddy ;)” shit is gonna have their own dick fed to them
niqabisinparis: me: *reading academic text*me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading
God not me making a fem!Rusty fanfic…
hip-hop-lifestyle: Me: *hits blunt* Me: *dances*
soloeaux: sileron-evol: 0 to a 100 real quick LMAO
pussylipgloss: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell this is so corny I’m screaming
feministbuffy: breannewilliamson: kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao New favourite video on Tumblr
mindthepup: ijustneedtoberichalready: brianszs: legit me in the car Me listening to Hits 1 this is me as hell
complexitywithinsimplicity: labellabrianna: localstarboy: His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀 Mmm… Delicioso. 😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.
kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me
lightskinlivinglavish: tinyrats: i hate him lmao
997: LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama
unclefather: me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best employee: I’m sorry, what? me: which is the best to buy
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
kennedyclintonkat: 66mph: all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his
05-fubu: Lmao me
teamnowalls: ceasepool: pochowek: boy: stretches out yall: 👀tummy me: 👀👀👀👀pits👀👀👀👀👀 me: 👀👀👀navel 👀👀👀👀 me: 👀👀👀👀the dime bag that he aint notice fell out his pocket👀👀👀👀👀
alt-j: when I say “lmao" I do not mean “laughing my ass off" I mean “lmao"