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maburito: dashingicecream: blake belladonna: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life me: i know this, and i love u

haveitjoeway: I need new underwear hmu to buy me more

agaricals: That joke backfired. Tell me he wouldn’t though. Please stop me from shitposting at 3 am

girigarcon: niel: *smiles*me: oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: a person i’ve never met before in my life: *greets me by name* me:

I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called

itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there

deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

knightscrest: love it when mutuals i dont really talk to like one of my posts bc its like “glad i brought something to the table that you liked please dont leave me”

urbancatfitters: me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

weavemunchers: The worst thing is seeing a herd of straight boys walking towards u I feel like they’re going to challenge me to a sport or ask me if I finger myself

soggymoistmeat: i know i say “me” on a lot of post but this forreal me

vnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you

punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together

baddiebabbie: anxiety: they hate you me: who hates me anxiety: they

thebuttkingpost: akron-squirrel: realmofstelo: geibuchan: balenaproductions: chrishallbeck: I guess he thinks I’ll lower my price if he insults me? Patreon | Store | Web | Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Such bullshit. Artists need to be paid.

Me: *tries to do something to move my life on and get out of my current cycle of not doing anything with my life* Mental illness: but what if no.

nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.

felix-the-snow-cheetah: doitsuki: greenquee: thecheshirecass: darthvcder: darthvcder: i’m losing terf followers so please keep unfollowing me :^) seeing white terfs in the notes reblogging this and calling it racist has fueled me more let’s

lisanewcar: boy: “Are you gonna cum for me?” me:

I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao

ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders

mazokhist: what he says: i’m gaywhat she hears: let me be your gay bff! yaaas slay bitch! queen! drag or die!

nbconline: fatwink: a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed

gretesamsa: me: pass the aux i got some 🔥🔥🔥 me: [plays iliad audiobook in the original greek]

misadventuresofmila:if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore

me then: can complete soldier game ex no problem me now: literally just failed bokura no live kimi to no life on easy

fang-wife:fang-wife:the mean brat to dumb pet pipeline the “you’re not the boss of me.” to the “please fuck me, pleasepleaseplease” pipeline.

lord-ponty: spirit: EXCUSE ME CAN YOU SHOW ME TO THE BATHS haku: yes, of course, one moment please

My boss took this picture of me at work the other day and for some reason i really like it lmao.

You're now legally obligated to fight me IRL

lazy-peaches: me: babe come over bae: i can’t, it’s fourth of july me: my parents aren’t home ;) bae:

Me: *logs into Facebook*Me: *logs out of Facebook forever*

reinventingthekarmicwheel: girl: i love you me: welcome to the club girl: *gets offended and walks away* me: …u were the first member like if u cried

fruitpinch: i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of

let-itbebabygirl: kalashnikool:holy shit nice Me whenever I see a kitty

theoreticalrin: supergameboytwo: you’re gonna call the police on me… for my kinks? o.h.. no. what are they gonna… do once they…. get here? handcuff me? I guess.. theres… no… o..t.her way…… I HATE YOU SO MUCH

me-la-pelas: Then they’re gonna want to follow me and look at all my pics and show her girls - La novia: “look at that bitch, she ain’t even cute.”- La amiga: “you’re right girl, she ain’t.. she’s fat and I heard she’s a hoe. ____

phantom-quantum: jjsinterlude: overzoe: netflixandkoolaid: Maaaaan Morgan Freeman had enough of the Oscars 😭😭😭 me at family gatherings lmao LMFAOOOOOOOO Im the cookie box

prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing

alunaes: *goes to salon* me: ye, I need my eyebrows waxed *sits down* her: upper lip today too? (: me: eat my ass bitch

bpdjessepinkman: me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad

Lmao. Kaia takes ugly pictures of me.

lmao people unfollowing me because of my Sasha spam, bye you’re hella weak.

17yr: parents: *yelling at me* me: do u guys even listen to drake

bambooearring: I LITERALLY SPIT OUT THE SALAD I’M EATING AND LAUGHED gringatears DIS ME OR NAH ?

officialwhitegirls: primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

calumashtons: me: *gets jealous* me: chill

kobetyrant: me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!! me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

sixsteen: You: *calls me ugly* Me: *hopes you ain’t driving with that fucked up vision*

the786: impalimp1996: the786: flacomexicano: the786: And? ME Me too breh Wouldn’t everyone overheat to the max? 40 degrees and schools are closed? *50 okay this is me as hell in south texas 😓

smooth91point5: me on the surface: who trying to get smoked OUT me on the inside: these vices are a temporary substitute for the feeling of contentment I so dearly long for me deeeeeeeper on the inside: im trying get SMOKED OUT BOOYYYYYYYY

unclefather: me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best employee: I’m sorry, what? me: which is the best to buy

sharingneedles:boy: (stops texting me)me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up

cosbyykidd: me: *sees porn on the dash*me: this is disgus-me: ….where are my headphones?

meloetta: 3little-kitten3: meloetta: mosquito: *about to bite me* me: umm i have a bf 🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl me: mosquito: yikes

ihamtmus: corn-free-awesomesauce: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’. you: me, an intellectual me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

me in relationships me every single time i really like someone Me lmao.

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