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“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
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“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
consultingt-rex: Martin Martin no put Sherlock down gently now— OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB MARTIN ONE FUCKING JOB “Fuck You, I Won a BAFTA!” Week: Day 6
Hey, Livestream folk! I have a present for you!
Hey, guys! Sorry, I know it’s been a long time since I’ve created any new merch, but I wanted to make something special for the Livestreamers. It says “I SURVIVED A BBCSHERLOCKPICKUPLINES LIVESTREAM” (in Tumblr’s “Satan
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like this… though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirks…
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive without you.â€
“If you can always tell a good Chinese by examining the bottom third of the door handle, then what can we tell by examining your knob?â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
darlingbenny: We lose Martin today so we will have finished the first six weeks of shooting with Martin, then he’s got to go back to the UK to do another season of Sherlock.
fearingfallingapart: My dash did a thing
devinleighbee: teabeforewar: Right, first off: Dear Martin and Benedict: Oh god, I’m sorry, please never see this. And on that note… animated Sherlock/John porn! Honestly, I’ve wanted to try making Flash porn for years, but never got around to
ihaveanarmarda: gingerelfandpuppydwarf: janietimelady: THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES and martin is cracking up in the back ground i love how sherlock just takes the entire door off
sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have decided to dress up like this… [Image via Sue Vertue on Twitter: https://twitter.com/suevertue/status/537286566214107
jawnn-locked: jesuislegrandefromage: sherlock-deduction: leonardo-dicaprisun: a good display of the two types of people in Britain oh my god martin Martin is literally tumblr embodied. omfg Martin is SO done.
teabeforewar: Right, first off: Dear Martin and Benedict: Oh god, I’m sorry, please never see this. And on that note… animated Sherlock/John porn! Honestly, I’ve wanted to try making Flash porn for years, but never got around to it before. Ridiculously
camillekaze: Anna and I were talking about Martin doing yoga because of this Weta statuette because he supposedly did it in real life…except Anna wasn’t thinking of yoga…thus, red pants. Sherlock also totally watches John while he does yoga…and
rominatrix: “You have to be a little bit in love with your leading man, and vice versa. If you’re going to portray love, you have to feel it. You can’t do it any other way.“ Audrey Hepburn (◠‿◠✿) (requested by bobenlugares)
So I updated my RedBubble with some requested stuff and some of those dumb doodles from last night; if there’s anything else from my blog you want to see on a shirt/sticker then send me an ask and I’ll try to upload it when I have time! Just
valkyrie-cain-is-insane: sherlocks-castle: fellowship-of-the-wholockians: sherlock-deduction: leonardo-dicaprisun: a good display of the two types of people in Britain oh my god martin if looks could kill that chav would’ve been dead 5 years
anigrrrl2: martyfreethrow-blog: sherlock challenge ☂ four otps [1/4] One day I’ll stop obsessively posting John and Martin. But it is not this day.
sherlockfandomrules: Rule 84 → The sentence ‘It’s an experiment.’ can be used to justify anything. Submitted by: lowlifekidnappinghuman and Anonymous.
the-sherlocked-avatar: Watching Martin as Bilbo Baggins this Christmas season Watching Martin as John Watson this Christmas Season
onthelosingside: anigrrrl2: strictly-sherlock: maynik: nikiniki97: THIS ^ Martin’s little nod at the end omg jfc we need season 3 jlf we need season 4 #The eternal cry of the Sherlock fandom#WE NEED A SEASON#PLEASE HELP
under-johnlock-and-key: deareje: high res. #Sherlock #BenedictCumberbatch are wE not going to mention mARTINS FUCKING HIP JESUS CHRIST HIM POPPING IT LIKE A fUCKING PRINCESS GODDAMN SASS QUEEN MARTINS ALL LIKE ‘FUCK YES I GOT ALL THE BITCHES ON MY
dammit-sherlock: legend has it that if you say ‘martin freeman brings his everyman persona to his roles’ three times in front of a mirror, martin freeman himself will jump out of the mirror to punch your face
abrieftasteoflove-deactivated20: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or A Movie Martin Freeman as Lester Nygaard FargoOutstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or A Movie Martin Freeman as John Watson Sherlock: His Last Vow
sherlockology: #SherlockR3VEALED – Watch the first teaser trailer for Sherlock Series 3! So, what did you think about the first trailer for Sherlock Series Three? The teaser, featuring Una Stubbs, Rupert Graves, Mark Gatiss, Louise Brealey, Martin