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“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”

“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”

“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”

“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”

“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.

“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”

“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”

“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?”

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.”

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“

“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.”

“I bet I can make you wetter than the fandom’s post-Reichenbach tears.”

“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.”

“Don’t leave me hanging. I’m not the mannequin in 221b.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.”

“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.”

“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.”

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.”

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.”

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.”

“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.”

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.”

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.”

“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.”

“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.”

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.”

“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.”

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.”

“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.”

“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.”

“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.”

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.”(This one got a bit meta, haha.)

“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.”(This one got a bit meta, haha.)

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.”

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.”

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”

“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”

“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”

“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”

The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin

Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin

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Hehe… Definitely he is back! :D

Hehe… Definitely he is back! :D

i would try to have john say something funnier but i basically had NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING for like 82% of that movie crazylipgloss: I found this lovely picture of John in his army outfit, and was wondering if you’d be interested

i would try to have john say something funnier but i basically had NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING for like 82% of that movie crazylipgloss: I found this lovely picture of John in his army outfit, and was wondering if you’d be interested

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: For two years I prayed for a single punchjust onei only wanted onethey gave me blatant physical battery

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove: For two years I prayed for a single punchjust onei only wanted onethey gave me blatant physical battery

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jamesmoriartay: I’m not sorry

jamesmoriartay: I’m not sorry

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watsonsdick: Watson & Holmes

watsonsdick: Watson & Holmes

My sister’s birthday cake :) I am peanut butter and jealous lol

My sister’s birthday cake :) I am peanut butter and jealous lol

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SH+JW-Silhouette Embroidery by ~Sirbestonen LOVE!

SH+JW-Silhouette Embroidery by ~Sirbestonen LOVE!

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