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“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Judging by the turn-ups on your jeans, you’d be a pretty good father to my children.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“You’re more fun than a woman lying dead.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“It’s fine. It’s all fine when you’re around.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
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