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“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”

“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.

“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”

“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”

“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”

“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d hit that 1895 times.”

“I’d hit that 1895 times.”

“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”

“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”

“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”

“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”

“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”

“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).

“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”

“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.

“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”

“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”

“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”

“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”

“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.

“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.

“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.

“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”

“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”

“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”

“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”

“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

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