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pierced-fattie: iamafraidandsad: badjewess: fatgirlopinions: pierced-fattie: got few messages on okcupid today so i decided to make another snapchat story. you can see my first snapchat story here: literally every person who ever flirted with me.
cechavez: Had this straight guy come over for a quick pump and dump today. Literally took his time because the moment he slid it in, he told me he was ready to blow. 💦🍆🐷🍑
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
ifyoucarryonthisway: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have
jigglybellysoftheart:I tried my best today to shove all of this inside me, only ended up finishing one (large) pizza, 4 donuts, and the wings, plus about 2 liters. Total eyes bigger than my gut moment….but fuck im sooo full. Like holy hell. Im
foodbabe175-deactivated20220407:first is morning belly and the one under is after my first meal today, the ones on the right are from just a few minutes ago.Drinking a 2 liter a day is really starting to do a number on me huh?
my friend who went to square bar cafe with me wanted to get it again today and i literally declined so i can do homework. omg. the motivation is good. i mean i would love boba because its hotaf but honestly, must save money for cosplay and anime expo.
boyskisslove: This is me and my boyfriend Max (he’s on the left I’m on the right) and today is our 23rd month anniversary!! He’s literally the greatest person I have ever met, and I love him more than anything :) He’s so perfect, and I’m so
mcish:eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
fix-a-h3eart-today: vansandlesbians: gucciblunts: I miss this can someone say this to me and mean it or nah literally tho.. anyone?
tinylilcactus: Added another tattoo to my collection today. I never thought I would have this much pink on me and I can’t raise my arm above my head hahah ow. But I love it so so much 💕 Done by Zach P at Original Duke City, he literally free handed
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS
neutral: Okay so my power came back on for 3 hours today and I was so fucking happy then literally it went off and has been off, so now I’m sitting out in the car charging my laptop & phone lmao kill me
officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was
Sad house to myself over the weekend and prob won’t have anyone over. Couldn’t get anyone over today and prob won’t happen. Literally have no one. Just give me a cool chill chick to come over and just hangout and chill and just be with
sspaghetti: sierracuse: Literally NO BUT HEAR ME OUT. TODAY I WANTED TO EAT SOME CRISPY CASAVA and I left the oven on by accident and someone said “are you baking something?” and i just went oh shit and when i got to the oven IT HAD PANS INSIDE.
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
weirdfagbitchnerd: So today was basically the best night of my life because not only did i see the killers for the first time ever BUT I MET JULIAN CASABLANCAS?!?!?! Like he sat in the row ahead of me and literally no one noticed him and I yelled his
