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eknott0: look at these cute changing room pics I took today @ old navy and tj maxx! in the first pic I’m literally wearing a boys size medium shirt and no pants. I love me.
“Have you ever spent literally a whole day just getting off? Today was one of those days for me.” - Anon When the stars of ‘being extra horny’ and 'home alone’ and 'nothing to do’ and 'body suddenly decides it can come
cowsgomoogan: Something else today! You’re probably gonna hate me for this, but it was fun to make. :D Song: Play-N-Skillz - Literally I Cant ft. Redfoo, Lil Jon, Enertia McFly (Bass Boosted) Goddamn inspiring…thats what this is for me.
The best roommate ever @timeismeow brought me food because I literally forgot/did not have time to eat today
bobbiaviii: Missing being a blonde right now! :( I hung out with two solid platinum blonde babes today and it made me wonder if (literally)going back to my roots was such a great idea……. This is a pic of me a few months ago. With a body
alex-the-crosser:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me
slutrobbie: sissymartina: So I was lying out by the pool today In a skimpy thong and the bar man kept on giving me drinks, literally every 10 mins. After the 5th one I realized he was trying to get me drunk! I was already tipsy so… I asked him to
So today I saw the post about praying for the Philippines and my heart dropped. For the people who don’t actually realize how bad this is, this is live on my tv right now. The Philippines is literally flooding as in it’s up to me peoples waist, people
anaivephilosopher: yunzi: My dear friend is protesting in Mexico City and has told me to let people know of this. He relayed this message to me “We are coordinating the info with all the cities that are protesting today because there’s literally
blackhairporcelainskin: Excuse the water drops on me , just got out of the shower, but this is literally all im doingg today! Laying in bed naked playing fallout 4 ! Im so happy hahahhah
kateordie: Half-hour doodles on the tablet help try & keep me sharp! Baby steps there, too. New 5 rep max! Today’s WOD ripped up my hands, and it was so good. Working on my ability to literally pick up babes
birdlord: is it just me, or does Habermas look pretty badass in his wikipedia pic? Literally just talking about him today. What a guy.
sortofunpleasant: I don’t want to adult today. Buy this video of me humping (and literally orgasming) on my stuffies face. (yes, I put clothes pins on my nipples) Use my Promo Code for 20% off: 2M2MR Amateur Porn | My Bentbox | Spoil Me |
prestoonn: fagology: -420: pumpkim: what the fuck i’m killing myself there is no point in living anymore shes perfect second time reblogging today because she literally makes me feel bad about myself but its called … photoshop this ^ you can
Liveshow tonight, Friday, 10 eastern. It’s on the server, I will literally do just about anything to see you there, so you tell me, how do I get you to come out hunny bunnies?Today is also the last day to get two full hours of my first time fantasy,
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
excalibelle: socialjusticeolivia: discourserealness: call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY
dreamiedaddy: As promised, a picture of me and my baby girl from out visit. More to come. Facial pictures will be added to my Fetlife today or tomorrow. I love patting her fluffy padded bottom, while just cuddling her close. We literally spent hours
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign to live for
Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took
paleblackboy: nihil—morari: Enter The Mind Of A Schizophrenic With Art Made By People With The Disease I have some sort of stomach bug today and looking at this post literally made me throw up.I feel so much empathy for them.
catnip-overlord: Bleh I can never get a good picture of me. that’s probably cause these are like some of my first ever selfies, literally taken at 11:50 ish last night. Um, so I’m posting these here cause today is for the trans people and people
dare-i-say-asexual: Hey everyone!! I’m Wen!! You may know me by “mod w” on this blog, but today I’ve decided to come out and say that I need some serious financial help!! I’d hate to ask considering that literally everyone else is in such
stardust-rain: stardust-rain: sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.
Here’s to feeling better tomorrow for my last day at work
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: the-regeneratin-degenerate: sherralotz: Airplane! (1980) Very literal forms of comedy is my aesthetic I blame Airplane and The Naked Gun movies for turning me into the Shameless Pun Monster that I am today
hoesidon: nitrostreak: hnggggproblems: “ you’re so considerate!” Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns * Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”
pygme-puff: veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight” “where are the women”
yunzi: My dear friend is protesting in Mexico City and has told me to let people know of this. He relayed this message to me “We are coordinating the info with all the cities that are protesting today because there’s literally zero coverage in the
cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get
sunstreakerlovethyself: julesmasters: this man has had such a profound influence on the person i am today you have literally no idea He is the hottest man alive. CUZ HE MADE ME LOL He was awesome in Burt Wonderstone too!! It amazes me how much his
fat-birds: darecrow: Five people have tagged me in this today and it literally is me why fly when you can take a ride on a windshield wiper?
cargsdoodles: cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never
I’m getting myself a cake today since literally no one else in my life gave a shit enough to. I spent my birthday by myself, alone. Anyone who knows me knows that birthdays are really important to me. And someone who I was close to for a fucking decade
queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just
honeysugarjar: Some guy totally gave me 迀 at a bar last night lol and he’s taking shopping today .. Hehe it’s so easy I literally just asked me for the money in his wallet. He thinks I’m really pretty 😜
cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told me I would never get anywhere in
itcouldallbeswell: xenolithia: readmyquiet: shwagerr: fuckthough: shwagerr: Mood Why are black people so much cooler than me :( ^ I’m CRYING Me 😂😂 Literally every vine ive watched today gets funnier and funnier!
reymantic: me: god my entire life is a disaster im such a mess holy shit im gonan fuckign lose it me, literally 3 minutes afterwards: I feel so good today!! I’m just so happy that things are going well in my life and that I’m not stressed out or
synnesai: Look at the sweater harumi got me it came today I’m sCREMING!! In case you can’t see it says “I don’t want a relationship I want a star ship.” Literally the epitome of me. I’M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT ;o; AND YOU ARE SO SO WELCOME
omg my dad keeps giving me food today, like i’m currently coloring and have literally been sitting here for 4 hours doing that and he came by and gave me an english muffin with cheese, and now he comes over and gives me ice cream i’m just
Brock helped me with java today which was nice. He literally gave up lecture time to help me with my homework. I so appreciate that. And Willie was in class early for once and we got to sit next to each other. And yet again he sat extra close to me and
deathwarlock:issablog:deathwarlock:Shaved my head today@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post “based on your likes”i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALDSTOPlook at my head boy
peach-bumm: naked-yogi: Lmao fuck Tumblr staff and fuck all of you who report my nude videos (which are NOT even sexual, literally just me naked) to have them removed. I got three fucking emails from staff today telling me if I keep violating their terms
