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l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
xourdirtyfantasiesx: Things got a little steamy before we took a shower today ;) Sorry for the sudden jerk and shakiness at the end, I literally almost blacked out because A made me cum so hard.~J(Do not remove text)
bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
prettyboyshyflizzy: lexi-love-child: l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao.
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
wow my coaxial cable literally pulled apart at the end and now im even sorer because i had to get up and down trying to get this new dvd player to work even though the cables were in the right spot today is fucking first world problems bonanza for me
OKAY So I’m literally falling asleep and have spent the past day in Musical Hell, so if you have selfies you put up today please link me? I want to see and acknowledge your brave faces!
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
madhackrviper: UGH TODAY ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT SMASH BROTHERS GAME ROSTER AND I BROUGHT UP MY BELOVED GOLDEN SUN AND MY FRIEND MIKE my friend mike literally actually said that golden sun was a pokemon ripoff as if ANY JRPG WITH
ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the street and she
cechavez: Had this straight guy come over for a quick pump and dump today. Literally took his time because the moment he slid it in, he told me he was ready to blow. 💦🍆🐷🍑
yourroyalpenis: aspiringtrophyhusband: theresmagicinthenite: Bought new clothes today. Here’s me posing with none of my purchases 🙈 😍😍😍😍😍 😳😳😳😳 literally perfect
jockocub: Gym progress. This new workout routine is going to literally kill me. Let’s see if I can hit 225 lbs, currently at 215 lbs. And today I learned that wearing rugby shorts to the gym makes all the ladies and certain men to look at my legs.
daisysfaith replied to your post “daisysfaith replied to your post “I am literally beat from today’s…” I know!! I groom dogs too!!! Just graduated from school at the end of July and where I was interning hired me on!! That’s awesome!
jigglybellysoftheart:I tried my best today to shove all of this inside me, only ended up finishing one (large) pizza, 4 donuts, and the wings, plus about 2 liters. Total eyes bigger than my gut moment….but fuck im sooo full. Like holy hell. Im
kingerock288: grassfedbooty: bonkai-kingdom: pr1nceshawn: Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about. NOSTALGIA Literally all of these I’m glad these things are dead like these made me so miserable
ninjaikke: writterings: sometimes i forget how straight people won’t jump at the chance to watch a show with gay rep in it. i literally said to my straight friend today “oh you should watch this show, it has lesbians in it” and she stared at me
myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before but just barely
volhotwife14:myinterests:Wow. That’s all I have to say after hearing what all they did today. She was a VERY bad girl for him. And he brought something out of her (literally) that she didn’t know she was capable of. She’s squirted for me before
agelessambition: It’s so hard for me to keep my hands out of my face when I take photos. I literally don’t know what to do with them most of the time lol. But yea today I was in the mood to take photos😊
futureblackpolitician: lostindeja-vu: fonzworthcutlass: imsoshive: Gabby Douglas literally stood in a corner in cried today after competing because of all the stupid ass hate she’s been getting on the Internet. That really just pissed me off
sweetcyde: chessys: me letting my negativity destroy an objectively positive experience Because I literally did this today @dommebadwolff23
agelessambition: It’s so hard for me to keep my hands out of my face when I take photos. I literally don’t know what to do with them most of the time lol. But yea today I was in the mood to take photos😊 😍😍😍😍😍 I love your look
brattynympho: yibambe: creativekarma504: blackpoeticinjustice: theladyinthestripeddress: endangered-justice-seeker: You literally lifted my spirits sis. I needed this today First time I seen her without her long nails Let me tell ya’ll
sanguineheavens: yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were
ifyoucarryonthisway:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign
writingtoroyals: Thank you @writingtoroyals for your help <3 I was able to send a wedding card in November to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and today I finally received my reply! It definitely made my day :) Source OMG this literally made me so happy!
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something to live for
frostygrace: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
lorrainethechicken:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told
postracialcomments: shininglight96: RACIST IGNORANCE STRIKES AGAIN: today we have a little racist kid who who has literally disgusted me to my core above you see his racist remarks directed to an African American on Twitter which was totally uncalled
naked-yogi: today my boyfriend and I were hiking and he started peeing aaaaand literally got hard just from looking at me while he was doing it (and I wasn’t even doing anything, only standing there fully covered in clothing) so after he was finished
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
emotionalfuckwit: My friend showed me this picture today and I literally couldn’t breathe for a while. Too much talent for one photo, I can’t.. <3
chatterboxrose: at work today there were two girls - one going up the escalator and one going down the other - and they took a selfie together when they met in the middle I literally saw strong selfie game happen right in front of me
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS
husssel: mariahcareys: niconiconomicon: thebootydiaries: oh my god fucked DON’T DO THAT A coworker told me this today at work and I literally wanted to kick her ass.
easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl: the-fandoms-are-cool: ASH BABY I MISS YOU THERE IS A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL WHO LITERALLY HAS HER HAIR ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE THIS AND IT TOOK ME UNTIL TODAY TO REALIZE THAT SHE’S BASICALLY A FEM!ASH
