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yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
fall-out-boy: yourthinkingisloudwatson: fall-out-boy: fall-out-boy: some days im literally in love w my hair and today is one of those days don’t sleep on me i gave yall A LEAKED FOB ALBUM LINK In my opinion, that is not something great. Why
iwillmindfuckyou: iwillmindfuckyou: I got mindfucked by an 8 year old boy today he literally just comes up to me and goes did you know you are never looking at nothing anD I WAS JUST LIKE i fuckin forgOT ABOUT THIS AND NOW I JUST GOT RE-MINDFUCKED
officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was
ninjaikke: writterings: sometimes i forget how straight people won’t jump at the chance to watch a show with gay rep in it. i literally said to my straight friend today “oh you should watch this show, it has lesbians in it” and she stared at me
vampireapologist: hannah-boo-boo: vampireapologist: hot take: art and science can coexist and in fact one can be the other My GIS professor was literally talking about this today my gis professor made me cry in class three times so immediately I
officialgrandpa: literally Cannot stop thinking about how my dmv employed aunt texted me last year ‘did the renewal driving test for a very nice man today you’ll never guess who :)’ and the picture attached was just her and keanu fucking reeves
veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
bttm4bttm: @nudemensyoga was amazing 😉 literally got my life today 🧘♂️ found new ways to breathe & stretch & use my body . im so out of shape since i have graduated college . as an adult this is a good way for me to enjoy using my
leaughan: mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him ^can you find some chill
My Astronomy teacher said the funniest thing today that literally made me think of Rick; from Rick and Morty!
antiandrogen: Yikes I checked my mail today and I’m being billed roughly two hundred dollars from the urgent care cuz I got sick a couple times in the past month and I’m also behind on my deductible. My job is giving me shit hours (I was literally
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
lorrainethechicken:cargsdoodles:cargsdoodles:so these are two of my paintings I’ve done this semester and my professor has told me literally every day since I’ve painted them that I should paint over them and they just don’t work. today he told
pleatedminiskirts: ericrohn: yoitscamren0: Okay i literally watch this for 10 minutes Can someone tell me who this is exactly? First post of the day. I guess today’s going to be good. amazing
mcish:eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
threequartersup: yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were
ghostcattgirl: I sold the literal last box of girl scout cookies and my troop leader gave me a thing of grape tomatoes And on top of all that I made 25,000 neopoints today It’s been a good day I think
mahdking: Literally the only thing I thought of during today’s AHWU. Excuse me while I continue to laugh at Ryan’s complete and utter “nope”
blackhairporcelainskin: Excuse the water drops on me , just got out of the shower, but this is literally all im doingg today! Laying in bed naked playing fallout 4 ! Im so happy hahahhah😍
blackhairporcelainskin:Excuse the water drops on me , just got out of the shower, but this is literally all im doingg today! Laying in bed naked playing fallout 4 ! Im so happy hahahhah😍
averagefairy: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
frostygrace: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight”
boyskisslove: This is me and my boyfriend Max (he’s on the left I’m on the right) and today is our 23rd month anniversary!! He’s literally the greatest person I have ever met, and I love him more than anything :) He’s so perfect, and I’m so
fitgymbabe: Instagram: noelarevalo_ Great Pic! - Check out more of her pics: noelarevalo_ on Fit Gym BabeInstagram Caption: Late night cardio done ✔ Being in the gym alone is a peace of mind to me. I had to split my cardio today cause I literally
shouldnt:so someones phone did the kim possible ring tone at work today and I looked and sAW SOMEONE WITH VOLUMINOUS BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIR AND I SAID “Kim…” TO MYSELF AND SHE TURNED AROUND AND WINKED AT ME, I LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS
open-iz: noochbattleduty: iamtonysexual: coolator: hoennconfirmd: videohall: R.I.P. to Justin Bieber’s Career as of today (2009-2014) AWDIUAEWDIUAHESDIUAHEWDUIAHEUDIHAWEI what the literal fuck are you kidding me Wowww I hate him
bolt-carrier-assembly: n17r4ms: Went to the shop to actually pay for it today, and took my bayonet with me, and took some photos for bolt-carrier-assembly’s sick needs. There’s more bayonet then barrel, literally. yes…good.That’s one mean
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have somethign to live for
am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something to live for
miss-banshee-bones: scienceofdiscontent: me walking up and down the halloween decoration aisles at Target HAHAHAHA YESSS!!! (Literally did that today, along with Joann’s Fabrics haha)
queering-it-up: veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight” “Why are the few POCs
dirtysoychai:getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things
I’m about to get my period and literally everything is making me cry today.
averagefairy:am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have something
laadyyblue: I am so annoyed. Literally everyone annoys the fuck out of me. At least my eyebrows look good af today.
My trainer @prashantsixpack literally made me suffer today! Haha no pain no gain…want a killer body then you must work for it! by sunnyleone
ifyoucarryonthisway: am i the only one thats literally obsessed with food like if my mom tells me we’re getting subway tomorrow i will lay in bed and think omfg im getting subway tomorrow and then i’ll wake up and be like yay subway today i have
toriana2nice: venuskissed: onlyblackgirl: “Me trying to get my crush’s attention” @toriana2nice you with your Gemini crush i literally reblogged this earlier today and said the same thing SKSKWMSKKWKA
i move back to florida today and i cant even explain how much im going to miss this place. i love the people ive met in my almost 11 months here to the moon and back. it literally saddens me to think that i wont finish growing up here. im in love with
passionatelypleasuringhim: johnsmith67: sitonmylips: hmm Like I said… I’m in a mood today, so crawling to me, some intense firm whispers, and lots of this… coupled with giving her so many orgasms… her eyes would literally roll back into her
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
