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sweden-is-the-dancing-queen: Go jesus, like it’s yo birthdayWe gonna party like it’s yo birthday
bryceaajames: gamerspirit: werocksocks-deactivated20130302: What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once x holy fucking jesus graphics like this should be illegal HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THESE WERE REAL
firelordderpy:ranty9000:sweetiepie08:paperclipbracelet:Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The
sith-shame-shack: sith-shame-shack: Jesus imagine how much officers and Imperial guards must hate it when the Emperor gives any command that doesn’t involve an explicit or implicit exception for Vader. Like, the Emperor is like “I am not to be disturbed
tardigradetheking:firelordderpy:ranty9000:sweetiepie08:paperclipbracelet:Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are
moonlight69: silensy: swanjolras: okay jesus fuck this conversation has gone far enough so:hey, so you like bernie sanders! i like bernie sanders too! i agree with his politics! he is doing better than people expected in the democratic primaries, which
judasisgayriot: littlerebellion: judasisgayriot: littlerebellion: judasisgayriot: littlerebellion: Ok but can I just contemplate what drunk Jesus would be like, just you know while he’s drinking some wine. Also he looked like he had been so worried
fruitsgood: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: Modern Christian renditions of Jesus are really funny, because he’s supposed to be like supernaturally beautiful but they’re not actually willing to depict him like that because
kuma-ku-hohoho: thedoormann: Yknow how with the villagers if you level them up to like 10 or 15, they’ll unlock a fun item you can craft for them? Like I think Filbert’s is a spaceship and Butch’s is a pool table? so what the fuck is this JESUS
lookatthesefuckingbirds:This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like This looks like a dude in a bird costume jesus fuck
thyrell:one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like “excuse me you know smoking is a sin” like
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
50shadesoflinsanity: jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus Yep…. ALLLL the time ;)
fawnbro: smitethepatriarchy: widebooty: LOL JESUS 100% support torturing geek boy gatekeeper wannabes, A+. lmao I love how she stone cold says ‘yep I lied about liking anime to impress dudes like you’ and he doesn’t even get it
macpye: judgemilkman: catmop: shatteredhorns: theseasonofthewitch: Jesus this makes me think of my mum I wish my parents were like this WE’RE MOVING TO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN My mom is practically this If only my all parents were like this.
cccxvi: perv-robot: THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING ARCH!!!!!!MOTHER FUCKING PERFECT ARCH!!!!!JESUS MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST!!!!yhu other bitches are slacking like hell. bet she cant take the d like this though. Just saying
under-johnlock-and-key: deareje: high res. #Sherlock #BenedictCumberbatch are wE not going to mention mARTINS FUCKING HIP JESUS CHRIST HIM POPPING IT LIKE A fUCKING PRINCESS GODDAMN SASS QUEEN MARTINS ALL LIKE ‘FUCK YES I GOT ALL THE BITCHES ON MY
artielu: kata-speaks: swanjolras: endquestionmark: swanjolras: okay jesus fuck this conversation has gone far enough so:hey, so you like bernie sanders! i like bernie sanders too! i agree with his politics! he is doing better than people expected
hyphen-hifin: jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus YES
coltonclay:frostimintz:shiftythrifting:Nice t on christ, shows the authenticity I like how Jesus dots his i with a flower like an 8 year old girl
themindseyee: garbagemother:endquestionmark: swanjolras: okay jesus fuck this conversation has gone far enough so:hey, so you like bernie sanders! i like bernie sanders too! i agree with his politics! he is doing better than people expected in the
swearwolvesnotwerewolves: it’s like white people keep forgetting that the majority of middle eastern and african people are poc???????????????????????????? which means jesus wasn’t white moses wasn’t white abraham wasn’t white like get your head
jamieisamess:Not to act like a Straightie™ , but like,,,,, Victorian strongwomen 🥴🥵 Jesus-
How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ At first it was like and now it’s just like #the giant one is my otp
anymph0: Goddamn he’s eating it like a beast! I need that. -Swoons- DAYUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM, I need me a nigga like that! drowning in the pussy. Jesus why haven’t I been blessed with this yet? Damn. Smh. allllllllll of this DOes him eat
isabelasbooty: i fucking love renaissance art like i saw this piece today that depicted the virgin’s immaculate conception as a tiny jesus flying in through a window on a collision course with mary’s hoo ha like LOOK AT HIM GO
gamerspirit: What Skyrim Looks Like When You’re Running 100 Mods At Once x holy fucking jesus graphics like this should be illegal
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: faqoloqy: I need something like this to happen to me Jesus Christ I need this like rn please
hrrmmm: jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus Every day
felkina: “Ngh! Jesus some of you are big! Stuffing my pussy like this with your big fat dicks! I love it! You spread me apart and make me bounce… Like your in control… You even believe you are, which is cute! I can’t wait to show you when your
versace-anarchy: jizzfrosti: theblackjordanbelfort: listoflifehacks: If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! You niggas need jesus this shit is just unsanitary unless it’s brand new out of the packaging
dinojay: momglarepyrope: sbahjification: kevinkinky-: spook-the-ass: this makes me uncomfortable. no jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them nO, I never realized before how much the US looks like
tonedgoals: newfitnessnewme: how-bad-do-u-want-it: Hahahahahahah best thing ever! yeah right. Like I’m going to go past this and NOT reblog it? please…hahaha If you’re not doing it like this, you’re not doing it right. JESUS LOL
thelovelyking: intoxicatedblessing: englishsuiteheart: macromancer: thesulfurandthesea: lucirinthenight: is that bruno mars in the background jesus fucking christ the tears I can stop lauging because it’s like bruno mars was walking past like
ectolime: bellamysbutt: i-am-the-real-jesus: Comic sans isn’t even intimidating in caps it just sounds like a kitten trying to roar like a lion My god you’re right.
So guys, my mum has a friend who’s 18 year old son makes me want to break all my rules. Like holy jesus, jfc, boy is like surface of the sun hot. Unf.
social-justice-jesus: i love when you listen to a new song and you’re like three seconds in and youre already like yes this pleases me it is mine
