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Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Aileen Wuornos - “I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship
69-with-jesus: 69-with-jesus: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: 8 minutes. i’m so happy too O im on my cell phone
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
left-reminders: Jesus: Make sure nobody is poor Everyone: Jesus: Everyone: So like industrial capitalism?
nastypass:facelessoldgargoyle:penned-by-ben:thestuffedalligator:thestuffedalligator:This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. BabiesY’all
If fans of Christianity acted like other fans:“Jesus/Mary, OTP!”“Oh, yeah. Jesus with Mary of Magdalene (or Team Nazdalene) classic.”“No, the other Mary.”“oh… Ooooohhhhh!Me too.”
myannoyances: fitness-for-bombshells: easy-with-eyes-cl0sed: thesetwoutes: kat-dennings-blog: Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post On the one hand, I feel like a terrible feminist. On the other hand, Jesus Fucking Christ. On the one hand, jesus
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
eyelikeamagpie: aprostatemage: allthefandomsunite: wallflower-punk97: mikkynga: this will never stop being funny. the girl dressed as the boss is the best is someone dressed as jesus i’m like 143% sure that’s Gandalf there’s a jesus in
lesb1an: xnikkaayy: No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You. It’d fuck up a jewish themed blog i don’t like that i’m reblogging this but
nightlycomet: I like how Arin Hanson’s quotes range from, “Never stop drawing, the day you stop drawing is the day you die.”to, “Motherfucking Jessie Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude Motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking
exstntl: 11-11-1992: napkong: ∆$ This is probably what jesus looks like forreal ^first time I actually agree when someone tries to give an actualized perception of Jesus
mrscalypsojackson: chasingmclean: mrscalypsojackson: wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus i’m so done let fish jesus set you free.
saevuswinds: thegailygrind: Cool Jesus at Chicago pride I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
richonnegrimes: #i would like to thank not only god but also jesus #mostly jesus
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS IN HD I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS. Jesus christ their eyes are like little planets stop plz no send helpakjsfdasd I CAN SEE ALL THEM LASHES! AND THEM EYES OH SWEET BABY JESUS! I COULD COUNT THOSE FRECKLES
frustrational: meechonmars: lyjerria: exstntl: 11-11-1992: napkong: ∆$ This is probably what jesus looks like forreal ^first time I actually agree when someone tries to give an actualized perception of Jesus he’s so beautiful. It’s insane
retripanda: retripanda: in 5th grade we had to draw a portrait of what we thought jesus looked like and hang it up in the church and i got a detention for drawing jesus riding a skateboard and saying “stay in drugs, dont do school” found it
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see" she can be like “let jesus light the path"
kevinfrane: salparadisewasright: lord-kitschener: crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well? CrossFit
coelasquid: kevinfrane: salparadisewasright: lord-kitschener: crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well? CrossFit I almost snorted tea out my nose at work.
I always find it comical when Christians (mostly whites) say racist things bout Arabs. Like did you forget that Jesus was Palestinian? And if you need a geography lesson, Palestine is in the Middle East, which means that Jesus was indeed middle eastern.
cats-offdensen:ilikechildren—fried:vikingalitarian:biscuitgod:I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my assdon’t even bother looking for jesus he gave up on you a long time ago Jesus ain’t got
thestuffedalligator:thestuffedalligator:This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. BabiesY’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous,
flutejesus: the-flute-jesus: flutejesus: the-flute-jesus: Do you ever see a reed and just wanna <b> cromch</b> No becuase my reeds are expensive I wanna <b> cromch </b> like a triscuit You give me five bucks I’ll give
hypersexualsportswear: paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like
goddessolga: miloutzy: since1938: My man Jesus man i wonder what the world would look like if people listened to jesus … In short, God on Earth literally told guys to show self control.
letsrunawaayyy:thisisjustjared:onyourtongue:When brown Jesus comes back and asks why yall painted him with white skin and blue eyes 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 When Jesus come back and why you got crosses everywhere like that’s something
shaynnee: f3rn-weh: sweet baby jesus. I dress like a sweet baby jesus.
meechonmars: mayoush961: A man watching Ashura ceremonies in Beirut, Lebanon. nah thats jesus If that’s what Jesus looks like then I’m really missing out bc we all know I’m going to hell
hypn0t-ic: lady-poptart: silverstarky: wonderland-perfection: winks-and-hairwhips: when I first saw this gif I didn’t realize that the water was shallow so I was like “OH MY GOD ITS TUMBLING JESUS” TUMBLING JESUS Representing heaven, is Mr
aprostatemage: allthefandomsunite: wallflower-punk97: mikkynga: this will never stop being funny. the girl dressed as the boss is the best is someone dressed as jesus i’m like 143% sure that’s Gandalf there’s a jesus in the bottom right corner
homojabi:I just saw someone refer to Muslim-majority countries/Muslims as “Jesus-deprived” so I’d just like to remind everyone that Jesus is a prophet in Islam and just because we don’t worship him doesn’t mean he’s not important and significant
theprincessdee: car-crashhearts: iamladarien: woodmeat: chinaija: deezcandiedyamztho: zumainthyfuture: Lmfao dude was getting it Lol he got that Jesus Joy Jig GO AWF FA THE LORDT when you white but black jesus fuck wit you heavy I feel like
twerkingwhiteboy: 22tops: Jesus at the World Cup It’s like a combination of Jesus and Daniele Radcliffe
sir-scandalous: ayellowbirds: rosswoodpark: kilbaro: JESUS?? JESUS???? i had no idea they were so frickin huge I hate the ocean what the fuck big harmless friend, mostly made of face I love the music it’s like in a video game when you’re
paularekiyah: cpthadon: angelinaholie: paularekiyah: My reaction if rihanna was doing my makeup. me doing jesus’ makeup trying to convince him not to send me to hell So Rihanna just out here making Jesus Christ look like a bad bitch I’m cryinnnnnn
wonderland-perfection: winks-and-hairwhips: when I first saw this gif I didn’t realize that the water was shallow so I was like “OH MY GOD ITS TUMBLING JESUS” TUMBLING JESUS
black-diaspora: myrosecolouredgirl:today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus Jesus
noglasseshorse: “Why did you let mommy burn me?” - Noglasses “Ummm…” Jesus Horse Well my mommy set me on fire and threw me out of the house. I don’t think Jesus much cares about me. ReALLY well see not even ponyjesus likes
penned-by-ben:thestuffedalligator:thestuffedalligator:This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. BabiesY’all see the words “This is mildly
