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drinking-tea-at-midnight: agoodcartoon:oh my god just fuck already garrison, yeesh.also, that’s aragorn right, and not jesus?
greek-god-of-hair: Why does everyone love Jonathan on Queer Eye?Because I love being taught to love myself. Being taught skin care regiment by a beautiful gay man who looks like Jesus. He’s powerful. He’s positive. He’s giving you a home made DIY
regularlesbian: e-seal: arbane235: e-seal: Could an vaccinated person do this? *dies of illness I could have got treated for at Walmart* Do it again! *dies again to raucous applause* Just like jesus
itmeansapricot:keuhkopussirotta:Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like “jesus fucking christ there’s a corpse in here”, herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting,
thegreatnarwhalsmuffin: IT STILL MAKES ME ANGRY EVERY TIME I PLAY DEAD MONEY THAT I CAN’T TELL CHRISTINE ABOUT VERONICA LIKE JESUS CHRIST LET ME TELL HER THAT VERONICA IS STILL ALIVE AND THAT SHE HASN’T FORGOTTEN HER AND THAT SHE LOVES HER AND FOR
torofaker: theycallhimcake: Drakdoodles and I decided to collab and give y’all a very blonde tiddy-filled Easter, with bunny bikinis… just like Jesus would’ve wanted. Happy Easter! P E R F E C T
setmyfrozenmindtothaw: I believe the person doing the closed captions stopped captioning the film and started captioning their internal dialogue.
stability: oh you’re Christian? can u even recite 5 bible verses? I bet you only started liking Jesus after he came back to life. fake fan.
theycallhimcake: Drakdoodles and I decided to collab and give y’all a very blonde tiddy-filled Easter, with bunny bikinis… just like Jesus would’ve wanted. Happy Easter! ;9
So, I get literally 50+ messages per week. I try to answer, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered. So I’m really sorry if I don’t answer your messages, but I do read them. Think of me like Jesus, I can hear you prayers but I probably
Ah logic. <3 Honestly… it fucking pisses me off when people who are overweight call themselves curvy. Look. Weight has NOTHING to do with being curvy. Its hips and tits people. I’ve seen curvy women who are like…
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maquasi: renaldo-lune: maquasi: @slagartehfox “Become more like Jesus physically” What’s that supposed to mean exactly? e.e
theycallhimcake: Drakdoodles and I decided to collab and give y’all a very blonde tiddy-filled Easter, with bunny bikinis… just like Jesus would’ve wanted. Happy Easter!
theycallhimcake: theycallhimcake: Drakdoodles and I decided to collab and give y’all a very blonde tiddy-filled Easter, with bunny bikinis… just like Jesus would’ve wanted. Happy Easter! Bringin’ back the classic
Is having a power strip surrounded by umbrellas a fire hazard? Because that’s what it looks like behind this desk right now.
catrocketship: Seems like everyone is having a grumpy week so here, have some walrus kisses.
lemonorangelime: chocodi: Merry Christmas gimmes! I’m your secret santa! I REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. Gimmes asked for Jean/Marco or Marco’s butt. Bonus: I love you so much, Ai
kaner-con-queso: boston-strong-forever: ofdarklands: absens: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT
moses-relatable: omeiette: like this if u cry every tiem reblog for 10 prayers
zeeewa: where do you even buy shoes like that, you mismatched loser
this is going to sound super conceited, but I wonder how many people look at a form of media and go “yep……….that’s the ship/character/whatever donnie’s going to like”
drfunk98: chudobs: esidisi: this one was good too it looks like a selfie omg give me a sec okay done
Fran and I just saw Jim Carrey stuck in a tree and yelling “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK” when he couldn’t remember his lines. Then he descended via crane, like Jesus. It was a special moment.
textsfromdramaticalmurder: Jesus christ Ren, hurry up and do him already. =w= -Kai
bichrissy: graffition-the-train:Susy Gala see what i mean? like jesus H. christ…
whovianfloozy: What. The. Hell. Who gave David permission to do this? Those hips are a deadly weapon. The belly exposure and the frontal trouser droop and the bulge and the hip swivel – I just… can’t… *dies* x
dayandage:he doesn’t look a thing like jesus but go off i guess
beyoncepatronus:jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks
gallifreyburning: posythorne: Can we leave soon, Rose? #it’s remarkable rose thinks how much his #i am going to fuck you face #looks so much like his oncoming storm face #and it’s every bit as nuanced #the way she can tell that right now it
ineffablebadwolf:Ten: *licks lips while rolling up his sleeves*Rose: Jesus take the wheel
froakieartichokie: pleatedjeans: via jesus
nintendofunclub: volvata: these kinds of people should be turned into fertilizer♪♪♪ that’s fucking awful jesus christ. It’s extremely illegal to make false claims to CPS, which this would be even if she thought it were true. I’m
peiranoid: literallysame: Flappy Bird’s creator is taking the game down (x) thank jesus I think this is really sad. This guy made a game, maybe not a very good game, maybe a really difficult game (wouldn’t know, haven’t played it and
ohhaiitskris: majesty: i wish my dad was like that I don’t think that’s her dad tbh
mspandarew: laurakvstheworld: vvasabi: my math teacher just posted a picture of his dog’s butthole saying it looks like Jesus OMG IT DOES SHIT AASDGds WHAT IN THE SHIT
soverydope: singactkelly: vvasabi: my math teacher just posted a picture of his dog’s butthole saying it looks like Jesus ommmgg. it fucking does. :O
ragtime-feline:fwips: polishallthenails: Sure, there’s nearly a thousand individually placed pieces of glitter on this mermaid mani but THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME CRAZY OK I JUST LIKE GLITTER Post is here holy shit wh a t the hell kind of inhuman patience
awiccanfromdetroit: when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
crrocs: pros to having kids: you get to name them whatever you want they’ll be alive when you die they’ll take care of you when you’re old cons to having kids: the emo phase THEY’RE SO EXPENSIVE LIKE JESUS they’ll be 12 they’ll cry a lot
luckied: //Jesus fucking Mary, people. Lost two followers since starting these ‘mighty need’ memes. Fuck you, too, peeps. And another one gone. Keep it comin’!
pixiesstolemyapples: MOTHER FUCKING ANIMATED MEN LIKE JESUS CHRIST PUBERTY WAS GOOD TO YOU, EH, FELLA?
envybakemono: BAKI’S FOLLOW FOREVER If you’re on here you’re not just screwed now, you’re going to continue to be screwed over for as long as this jerk decides he likes you. Seriously, thank you so much for putting up with my muse, and now that
On the uphill road leading to tomorrow
teal-deer: sexybaguette2: We all strive to be like Jesus. Truly, I walk in the Lord’s footsteps
i really want to read a kounoi where noiz is getting fucked senseless (lmao, see what i did there) by koujaku. i want him to be face down with his ass in the air moaning like his life depended on it and swearing in german. and while he's begging for
Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?
pasteche: request for illattackyourtitan holy jesus who dressed these boys
iroiroriro:makochantachibanana:These are highly skilled student-athletes and—one is not like the rest
pomodoko: First OPM fanart, inspired by this adorable fic by Potato Jesus. Commission Info
Looks like Jesus….
floridagirl46: Leilani Dowding wants to be crucified Yes, now that Leilani Dowding has accomplished her goals in life, it is time for her to take a stand like Jesus did. She will now walk to the fashion show showing her latest clothes and implants.
subgirlygirl: Relaxing, thinking romantical thoughts like, “Jesus, what does a girl need to do to get a good ass reaming these days?”
oliviafuckingpope: notean: #I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A PADAWAN LIKE THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE
gonedolin: filmlust: awkward-humanbeing: I have so many questions right now I have none whatsoever. When you are given a gift like this, just be happy. curufinwefeanaro or skyeventide
sonic-spindash: tastefullyoffensive: (via QueenIdle) I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground… Super like 🌟
märƒmεℓℓow: Black men built pyramids in Africa, black men like Jesus had wisdom,...
