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jesus fucking christ this looks like one of those shitty asian bootlegs of a good action film and somebody just like sunflared the shit out of some screencaps and printed it out and that’s the cover i wanna watch it so bad i think i’m gonna
jesus-lizard-journal:skypestripper: the insect loving side of tumblr is so ………. theyre like “look at this lil cutie :+)” and its a pic of a bug with like 18 legs and a set of pincers and green fluid oozing out of its 3 vaginas
miss-nerdgasmz: eatthecake-anime:lovemelyrically:bigkittybombyx:sarajevomoja:kagekiid:pumpkinmcqueen:queeenkareemuh:the-friction-in-your-jeans: pastel-gizibe: awkwardconvention: florecitadelalma: krxs10: this is the kind of fucking bullshit I’m
coconutoil97: tuyaki: weloveshortvideos: Drake be like Who is he I hate this I swear to god
itistimetodisappear: doingitforthevine: not gonna lie i just read “start with 2 big spoons of nutella” and hit reblog one of these is not like the others
gran-autismo: Every ‘’art kid/art hoe’’ blog: • drawings in an expensive journal that look like they were drawn by 7 yr old • kanken backpacks. a lot of kanken backpacks • very expensive art supplies • them: omg i’m such a plant
retiredjesus: reblog this and u will pass all ur classes, im jesus trust me
k3lo0kaki: you-receive-what-you-give: oneiropagida04: sofiastaralfur: justmakemexscream: holy jesus fuck god bless your parents and your trainer παιδιά καθίστε. να το συζητήσουμε το πράγμα :3 Ti na suzhthsoumeee
If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.
jesuschristtheprinceofpeace: There has never been a day where I didn’t need Jesus
serious: jesus christ what a pretty facethe kind you’d find on someone that could save
dirhwangdaseul:Jesús Mosquera como Hugo Beltrán
pierxe-the-veil: shroomeryy: justpiercetheveilalready: asking-4lexandria: this-dream-that-we-can-fly: WHAT?! awh they do each other’s hair, that’s so cute. vic is clearly the stylist in the fuentes family Mike looks like Jesus there omfg
frockled: s-uunflowerkids: ziggyalberts: amadaun23: “And put your fucking iPhones down for God’s fucking sake. Like, Jesus, that is causing terrible things for art because people aren’t becoming attached to experiences, they’re becoming
miss-mouth: women are so damn sexy. like jesus christ, the curve from your neck to your shoulder is art. the arch in your back is pure magic. let me whisper in your ear all the things these dumb ass boys never think to say.
awiccanfromdetroit: when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
paulways-a-higga-nigga: EXCEPT NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL BECAUSE YOU’RE LIKE JESUS REINCARNATED AS A FLAWLESS SEX GOD
Saying “bless me” after you sneeze and feeling like Jesus
spiritualinspiration: When it looks dark in your own life, when things aren’t going your way, dare to make that declaration of faith just like Jesus, “It is finished.” What you’re really saying is, “God, I know You are going to turn this situation
adamelmakiasbootyblog: Beau Bokan is beginning to look like Jesus
barack-obottm: harryorgans: Strolling through barack-obottm’s selfies like… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS
eva-unitxvx: emptylungsblindeyes: History lesson. The image on the left is the Petrine Cross. It is called this because Peter believe he was unworthy to be crucified like Jesus was in the upright position so he requested to be crucified upside down.
“Hate, fear, and misunderstanding are the poisons of society that drive us apart. But pancakes, them bring people together. Just like jesus.” -a Texan Hobo I ate breakfast with
humansofnewyork: “We walked all around this big museum. A museum is a place where you can see art or animals. This museum has stuff like Jesus and I saw a statue of somebody cutting a head. I’ve been drawing the statues but I’m not good at drawing
maquasi: renaldo-lune: maquasi: @slagartehfox “Become more like Jesus physically” What’s that supposed to mean exactly? e.e @sft425
-magical: HE GETS ALL RED AROUND HER JESUS CHRIST CONFESS YOUR LOVE JOSH COME ON
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
tendencytoslip: wennkillz: tendencytoslip: Petition for The Killers to add Sam’s Town on every set list. SIGN ME UP! EVERY TIME! There is forever NOTHING like that feeling of Sam’s Town being played at the beginning of the show. So yeah, Kyla,
Envy is my Cardinal Sin of Choice
spring2000: *gets mad after boy doesn’t text back after 0.02 seconds* boy: sorry babe i was at work me: well then quit your damn job…
tumblinwithhotties: Megyn “Santa, like Jesus, is White“ Kelly’s nightmare…Sean Zevran
ncbhm: myonlyamateursstuff: REBLOG IF YOU LIKE💕 Jesus. Beautiful nipples and a phat pussy. You are a dream come true.
pizza-weed-cats: pizza-weed-cats: lamest lil girl you ever did see people are tellin me I look like Jesus in this picture
wibih: JESUS and I say goodnight to all my lovelies
If the twist wasnt as predictable and the ending was actually dark it would have been a better episode.Like jesus fuck,this is huge,and garnet is smiling at the end????
cummanding: THAT SHIT WAS LIKE JESUS.
cubansmiles: voyageofthescarlettqueen: azraelwrites: skarlettboo: I’ve never seen something so erotic in my life I’d echo the above sentiment…. Her face at the end 😊 Jesus. This is perfection.
itmeansapricot:keuhkopussirotta:Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like “jesus fucking christ there’s a corpse in here”, herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting,
legalizethecannabis: high-vibbes: It smelt like Jesus Time to legalize cannabis
l1berum: thisistheanswertonothing: thisistheurlformyblogdoyoulikeit: thisistheanswertonothing: frickfr4ck: evexm: i dont care, AA do the comfiest bras ever. ladies go purchase one, feels like jesus is cupping your breasts. ugh American Airlines?
holystarsandgarters: Queen bee lady I have yet to name -v- but i like her lol
m0untvins: Jesus.
elsodex: tinyarmy-of-lesbians: love-order-chaos-repeat: lazarusgirl: sensaetes: zedface: struttinglikeapotter: struttinglikeapotter: Daisy Ridley looks like the love child of Keira Knightley and Hayley Atwell Omg that’s it. That’s fucking
jen-iii: Me: *Thinks about the possible hours I’m going to put into this*Me: *Whimpers a lil* It hasn’t even been an hour and I’m like ‘fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
trashcandean: Im just super excited to get my sapphire cosplay put together im almost done with it, i havnt had time to post pictures but i just finished my dress so i had to post!! jen-iii i hope you like this, i said i would tag you when i got it
thotfulshawty: tumblr about to be like
sulliman34 replied to your post: draftchimp said:&nb… there is a natural limit though, even with training some can take more than others. yes, but he can take way more, like, jesus, he knotted a small xar
trans-dyke: OH MY GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE HAIRCUT I WANT IM GOING TO GET THIS HAIRCUT OMG OMG OMG MAYBE THE COLORS TOO LIKE, JESUS
Seriously. That’s like Jesus being the GoH at a Christian Convention. …I’ve wanted to go to BroNYcon regardless of who the guests are… but my mind’s blown a little anyway. I’m going to have to draw her something
Sweet baby Jesus... -
caliverable: dashingicecream: good lord the wind outside sounds like a screeching monkey maybe its not the wind maybe there’s rough monkey sex happening outside go see -literally gets up to check- they must have fucking finished cause the screaching
I’ll dance dance dance with my hands hands hands above my head head head like jesus said ♫
juniperlefae:laughingsquid:The Worst Attraction in Every State Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—Jesus H. Christ
meat-wentz:this AI is just fucking ripping frank apart rn like my god, R-I-FUCKIN-P my guy i’d be mortified if you typed me and my bestie in there and a robot spit this out:meanwhile:
can-you-feel-my-farts: affectedline: hellbunnyshutch: Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. ^^^^ umm lavender smells amazing and cilantro tastes like jesus so if thats not incentive enough
I jus got my car back after two weeks & now I gotta buy a new tire…can like I catch a break?
copafaced:harpxlulu: how safe does a man feel walking past a group of women vs how safe does a woman feel walking past a group of men Idk man, I feel like we just need to trust our fellow humans. Why do we feel the need to fear people we don’t even
