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dashingdorks: If only I could get fit during a song montage like Hercules did hell ye
erernjaeger: when u watch ur favorite character getting heartbroken and u can feel ur own heart part like moses parted the sea
OHMYGOD YOU GUYS… I JUST LEANT IN TO KISS MY FIANCE AND THIS BITCH BE LIKE “If only there was someone who would kiss you”
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
zanetehaiden: capslockapocalypse: zanetehaiden: Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice. WRITE.A STORY.
katara: This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter. i like his new wand
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nateriot: Obama on gay adoption yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy This would be so totally amazing and awesome, but what he says and what he does are extremely different things. Like all politicians.
cumaddict72: chekhov: So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like Ū) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’and iM STILL LAUGHING SO
fuckyeahchinesemyths: cyborgbutterflies: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from
wtf-fun-factss: Reciprocal Liking the psychological phenomenon - WTF fun facts
this-tragic-affair: ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards
evanedinger: evanedinger: vriska: spookyroxi: treatboss: THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE. holy shit this is the best kalimba playing i’ve ever seen EVER I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A KALIMBA LOOKED LIKE UNTIL JUST THIS SECOND IM BLOWN
controlledspontaneity: xuxunaserra: newkidsonmycock19: not today satan not today It’s like CPR for toilets
iammissjackson: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START. what a fucking stud
agentrodgers: jelliekittie: agentrodgers: interruptingpanda: agentrodgers: behold! the unholy chemistry project Are you cosplaying Natasha Romanova behind it? No, I look like that all the time Are you Natasha Romanova? I’ve been compromised
vein13: serenading-the-unicorn: gymleaderkarkat: four-big-idiots: What are you so afraid of!? I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle it got better
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara
gengarvevo: a-human-between-two-scorpions: thirdkidney: squidgybuttblog: crikey-way: pyralspite: frivilosity: pyralspite: frivilosity: pyralspite: check out this new keyboard i bought HOW RICH ARE YOU The keyboard was only like ์ dude
sevvey6: fish-d: cry-of-the-brave: The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP. The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today. Earth is going downhill fast.. the second
badluckchick: I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded. ^truth
moriartii: when they make a deadpool movie they better make the trailers like they did with lilo and stitch and have deadpool invade on other movie trailers and people telling him to get his own movie because omg
hex-central: Thank god i don’t dress for anyone else but myself. i will wear what ever i want. don’t like it? then don’t look at me. xo
imaginedragons: what real mens activists look like (see more here)
zero–orchestra: I can’t decide which selfies I like better (this one or the one I just posted) oops
raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes
pumpkinspiceprincesssammya: teezybird: So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend
lady-tromboss: this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
huffingtonpost: Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason.
pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
underthe-corktree: YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO
why can’t we have like a match.com but for finding friends
quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed
thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: thors-oh-so-jovial: There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can
lastofthetimeladies: mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
seiikas: "I mean... I'm a different story. But how can you think that'd work on a god like that?!"
“Looking at you, Kaguya was reminded of her two sons. So gentle, so sweet. Kaguya who was sealed away in her own children. Makes you truly feel sorry for a mother like her, doesn’t it?”
kingsleyyy: I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
fernacular: lucybelen: plantial: I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.
k-lionheart: tittily: cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore i don’t even know where to start with this post
poyzn: This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
castielcampbell: the-more-u-know: amroyounes: Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures. This needs more notes. 37k is not enough this is a post that deserves to be broken. One day I would like nothing more than too see this
itachis-homie: i like kaguya’s sweet ass jutsu where she teleports in squares
nicotineintheafternoon: bloodcaste: https-self-proclaimed-iceking: kelsgrace77: kiichu: thetanglebuddy: Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment. Bubbles: she demanded that she be sent to jail like any other man. Blossom:
shingekinokyojinheaven: the-vashta-nerada: one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m” so
discwars: “Boys dont like girls with short hair” ok but have you seen ouran highschool host club
mc-rook: I read it first and was like “the fuck is she talkin about” and then re-read it and my jaw dropped
something-unconventional: codenamealice: Spread this like wildfire. COSPLAY IS FOR EVERYONE.That’s the point of it, really.It’s one big community. We’re all fucking nerds who love the same damn things.You rock that costume! Whether you’re
sharkchunks: fennecwolfox: oeste: misterhippity: I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed. So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk. i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled so now i just chisel
lexlifts: thornsandwillows: If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook. But I thought a woman’s
refreshes: that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”
spankbutts: Sorry, but I need to vent/let everyone know what’s happening. Shiraz Binyamin (AKA Akemi Yukimura or Aki Yuki Cosplay ) decided that she didn’t like me the minute she met me. About a year ago, Shiraz blamed her breakup
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
catdmonette: So looks like the girls get some summer clothes preorder DLC for the new Naruto game, Storm Revolution! Ten Ten, Sakura, Ino, and Hinata are all featured here in the screenshots.
twloha: “To compare having a bad day to major depression is a bit like comparing a paper cut to an amputation.” - Dr. Denny Morrison (via Upworthy)
catsilovecats: sizvideos: Watch the video “Why can’t ‘run like a girl’ also mean ‘win the race’? BOOM.
collegehumor: Shittysingles.com Is Exactly What It Sounds Like Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!
jeeeplife: canoncosplayers: The amazing amberarden as ” Snowbafett” She was such a doll! https://www.facebook.com/CanonCosplayers She even looks like Snow White.
catskid100: From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with
