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princedoki: what if there was an anime where the mom looked like the “dead dying anime mom” trope and she had a really angry energetic son but then THE SON DIES AND SUDDENLY THE MOM BECOMES THE ANGRY MAIN PROTAGONIST OUT TO ENACT REVENGE AGAINST
oomshi: “babe” & “baby” creep me out if you wanna give me a pet name call me something cute like esteban julio ricardo montoya dela rosa ramirez
continueplease: After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
nonpossodecidere: ive reblogged this before but this is like my favorite post ever
thenewp3t3rpan: niggaqueef: When you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this: Most accurate description I’ve ever seen.
toodeepforyou: laufeysons: #this looks like an election ad a vote for leaf doge is a vote for america
staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father
hattrickstumph: fitnesslikeaboss: mydollyaviana: Disney heroes & their voice actors (singing voices & animal protagonists not included) They definitely all look like their character in a way lol ZACHARY LEVI FAV PERSON CASE CLOSED
ride6artblog: lwamfhmartiboxdotty9: Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.
My name is Sasuke Uchiha.I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything.What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone.
trescompanos: hello yes is this college yes id like to major in naruto
seerofsarcasm: disney-park-junkie: Gaston on women’s Lib. You see this is the sort of thing I like. Because, especially at Disney, you don’t want to really discourage any of those ideals “thinking, having your own ideas” but you also have to
waltdisneyconfessions: “I feel like Disney needs to get back to work on POC movies. I know it wasn’t too long ago, and I’m not one to pay attention to how they look but I’ve met people who believe that just having one or a few movies of a
klaraoswin: we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for
lilithkiss: Light my Fire and 60’s nostalgia Smells like teen Spirit and 90’s nostalgia
spookbot: i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend i wish i could message her like but if YOU’RE the gay cousin and I’M the gay cousin THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
waltdisneyconfessions: “I have senior year coming up and I don’t have many friends although everyone seems to wave at me and smile and most times I feel like Ariel because in a sea full of people I always want to be somewhere else and having
squidgysaurus: disneygoddess: i think i was the only one laughing for like a good 5 minutes to that in the theater. i literally died in the movie theater.
zackisontumblr: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
angel-kink: catsandcunts: catscantcryinspace: minkhugs: llcoole: winchestorgasm: blackmoonrose13: wtfsextoys: what is in that? I have no clue but its pretty is it a squid or a dildo?? squildo It looks like a lure. My squildo lures all the
tow-thefriendsblog: 3rdrudy: best moment in television ever biggest plot twist in television EVER. This was like THE ‘oh shit’ moment of the 90s Seriously iconic, everyone knows about when Ross says Rachel
inoyamanakas: “I’m Naruto Uzumaki! What I like is ramen, especially the kind at the Ichiraku Ramen shop. What I dislike is the three minute wait after you pour in the boiling water. My hobbies are eating ramen. And my dream… is to be the next
cassbones: dear-sophia-count-me-in: vworp-goes-the-tardis: nerdjosh42: stormborntargaryen: Anastasia’s Blue Dress Appreciation Post Was there some sort of special animation for this movie because it has never looked quite like other animation.
shawnspenstar: My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude,
lithuaniass: TOMORROW PLEASE DO COME TO MY ASK AND JUST SAY ‘TRICK OR TREAT’ BC INTERNET TRICK OR TREATING SOUNDS FUN LIKE U DONT EVEN HAVE 2 MOVE
apatheticghost: r.i.p. more like R.I.P.PED *zombie bursts out of ground and flexes his sick ass muscles*
newportkings: Yeah shes cute but… does she like anime?
marxvx: when you like someone so much you actually listen to the music they send you
vanitybullet: so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
boogey-the-knight-of-heart: scorci: curiousfudge: best. scene. ever. I know this is like.. superr cool and all that they are showing up the boss… but um.. I don’t think taking down the whole pole and saying you did it qualifies as a win… in
americiumstarkium: shine bright like sasuke
timelord-consulting-hunter: jumpushfall: xavir-blog: the difference between innocent and twisted Looks like a before and after shot of when I join a new fandom Before and after torture
tom-sits-like-a-whore: marvelokilous: when you make Tom Hiddleston do math… he can tackle shakespeare with ease. he can memorize entire scripts for all his roles. he can even speak several languages.but he can’t do math
thequeenscommand: talkingperfectly-loud: THE GIF FROZE OF CHRIS AND TOM ARM-WRESTLING AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING FUCK he’S TRYING so hARD This only makes me love him more and I don’t know why these feels manifest like thiiiiiiiis
andrysb24: joannaestep: An interview with Tom Hiddleston IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. It’s like a superhero origin story
shine-bright-like-obsidian: sherlockisthenight: jibun-kansatsu-nikki: People’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire. Then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are
trumpettimes: thestarkidshavethephonebox: SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP I think it’s more like ….
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belo- *gradually
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
ghost-anus: culler-of-booty: Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you
adlersassistant: worthyourweightinfanfiction: ghostdrive: #hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place Oh you’ve redecorated… I don’t like it
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite
thorsty: CO-KINGS AU » Odin dies when Thor and Loki are at a very young age and they grow up with Frigga as their only parent. Like Odin, she teaches her boys that they are born to be kings, born to be equals, born to rule. Believing that they
the-pietriarchy: I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
tanahka: sometimes i wonder what online friends imagined me looking like before they saw a picture of me
rlyhigh: thebootyscholar: toptumbles: Introducing. The Fabulous. Pronto Condom. Amazing seems like it’d scrape the sides of your dick
tardisbluebird: babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this
holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey: Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
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sydneyisdeffonfire: klairy-dust: fairydustandklainebows: brendanshaw: p3n1s: femistorian: This is what a REAL rape prevention campaign looks like All the awards. DO ME A HUGE FAVOR AND REBLOG THIS! This is perfection in a campaign I love how
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
spankzilla85: gamerverse: ctrayn: I wish Batman was depicted like this more often. Many of his villains are mentally ill and victims of tragic circumstances, it would be nice to see him try to help them as much as he helps the people they put in
theribbitking: sharped0: toastradamus: people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES” ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up there’s also an ant that
tamlins0n: envycamacho: WHY ARE SOME ADULTS SO IGNORANT WHEN IT COMES TO ASPECTS SUCH AS MENTAL ILLNESS LIKE YOU DON’T TELL SOMEONE WITH CANCER TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT THEIR BODY IS KILLING ITSELF YOU DON’T TELL SOMEONE WITH ALZHEIMER’S TO
genocidershodan: femmekaldurahm: softcore-fuckery: ITS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME FIGHT LIKE I AM WEAK AS FUCK WHY THIS OLD LADY JUST AS SMOOTH AS ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SANNIN don’t test black women son I’ll just leave this here…
savlynnhes: john-barowman: bad-wolf-tardis: staystaystays: meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery
funneestuff: i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :( Looks like Macklemore in the center
heliolisk: leavingthiscity: In laughing so hard this bitch took my text post and replaced it with a selfie to make it seem like she gets notes omfg Aww, it’s kind of sad…
angeldictator: I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”
moosezekiel: just-keep-disneying: That explains a lot LIKE WHY THEIR FACES ARE SO SIMILAR OMG HEADCANNON ACCEPTED
