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herdirtylittleheart: Basorexia: a strong craving or hunger for kissing. I am blessed with basorexia. In senior kindergarten my teacher called my parents to complain that I kept smooching during circle time. I suppose it seemed like a cuddly quiet time
riddlemetom: sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize
waltdisneyconfessions: “It really bothers me how high-pitched the princess’ face characters in the disney parks are. They sound nothing like in their movies.”
"Everybody loves an underdog"
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No questions, just do. It'll make sense later.
waltdisneyconfessions: One of my favorite parts of Lilo and Stitch is the fact that Nani actually looks and behaves like a real woman. She’s not stick-thin and she makes some messy mistakes, but ultimately she’s the glue holding the family together.
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?”
thisismycleanlife: People need more stands like this instead of candy shops
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!”
monkeychronicles1010: MAYBE THE HOKAGES, TAKA, AND OROCHIMARU WILL FINALLY SHOW UP NEXT CHAPTER Hahaha jk they’re probably not gonna show up for like ten more chapters and I just can’t kfeoijesflk
who-lock-loki-lover: angel-icaaa: embr0: I CAN’T HANDLE THIS This ended completely different from what I expected I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.
collegehumor: 8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development Shows like Boy Meets World and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air are often mentioned as emblems of 90s programming, but there was nothing more 90s than Charmed. Girl
rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she
waltdisneyconfessions: “I recently realized how much I can relate to Ariel. I’ve spent almost sixteen years trapped in this small boring state, and all I ever do is explore with my friend. I love to collect things, and my Dad is just like King Triton.
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
oxyhaemoglobin: Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this
nastysnatchgunk: this-is-life-i-live: genuine-discord: If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr. I feel like the above GIF is an accurate description of who we are and what we do here. Tumblr is my second family. God bless
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
sophietask: chel-the-fabulous-asstec: lalondes: kevinprices: lalondes: if you sold all your eggs you would make ū.2 billion your uterus is worth ū.2 billion #and a nutsack is worth like ษ and half a pb&j I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS
frostblaze354: willzone: Handy. ↑ ¡ ™ If i were you, i would like or reblog this post, because it just changed your life. WHOA! OVERLOAD!
best-of-funny: wayward-saints: if you dont like will smith and his family i dont think i want to know you. X
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
davidtennantisattractive: sebastian-contra-mundum: coffin-plate: I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif that’s itthat’s the play #fortinbras is like ‘hey guys i thought i’d drop by and
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
waltdisneyconfessions: “I’m one of the VERY few who actually *like* Cinderella II. I mean, obviously it’s not my FAVORITE movie, but I dont mind it and I didnt hate it. It’s one of those movie’s I go to when I need a confidence boost. I appreciate
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.
bruised-vitality: thehungrysuccubus: samscapades: prestonhymas: dykestar: Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon. I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls. Love this movie people always say
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.
foolmetal: Naruto 633 in a nutshell LOL I’M SORRY I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM BUT THIS IS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I READ THE FIRST PAGE THEY WERE LIKE CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT AND IDK
narutosavvy: Sauce is all like “damn this little bastard got hot”
iamtonysexual: ryuzakinate: someones-entire-world: mosshospital: i just laughed so hard fuck I’mdying It’s like he used the Volcan Nerve Pinch on the one drinking can i just i’m gonna do a thing real quick
drfrederickchilton: If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
herr-forehead: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i imagine adulthood to be like one of those “choose your own adventure” books except each choice is terrible Yeah sounds about right
teamrierra: ginabeckons: for-one-shining-moment: nevertrustasombrero: wannopvalentine: Impossible!! #how do their dresses do the thing #SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW THE DRESSES DO THE THING #HOW DOES LAURA’S WIG DO THE THING Their costumes are like
methlabrador: a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
kiichu: thetanglebuddy: Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment. Bubbles: she demanded that she be sent to jail like any other man. Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you! The Powerpuff Girls give you an
iprincessgaara: anorex-chic: meeow-for-me: I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this. real, actual issues in the world right now This is happening in the world but people are worried
1612th: it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
rnedia: trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on This is the most accurate analogy I have ever seen of anything ever
reyairia: A little thank you to all my followers! Giving away a zodiac color bracelet. Rules: One reblog per person. Likes do not count! You don’t need to be following me. Winner gets to choose one of the bracelets from above! Shipping is on me. I
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: morndas: in the midst of the political chaos, nicolas cage sneaks away with the declaration of independence #that’s alright; it doesn’t look like the government wants it anymore
notsoprestigious: lacigreen: nickjetset: xenopheles: dandyads: Trojan Condoms, 1993 BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN. Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product! sassy trojan, damn. i like ^
laportedesigns: Everyone tells me, “Don’t get kidnapped.” But no one tells him, “Don’t Kidnap!” It is not your fault Princess Peach! Like this image? Rock it on a shirt or tank!!
lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period do you blame me
collegehumor: What Life Will Be Like Now That DOMA Has Been Repealed Today, DOMA, also known as The Defense of Marriage Act, which prevented the recognition of same-sex marriages was ruled unconstitutional. We wanted to take a look at how our society
strawbellies-blog: 「sometimes love dies like a dog.」► why don’t we let this one take care of itself? the boy who could fly. dedicated to saykun.
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laughterbynight: areyoutryingtodeduceme: lascocks: yesiammorelogicalthanyou: patchworkowl: bitchesaloud: right in the childhood I used to just sit and watch the maze screen saver. It was really fun. I feel like a caveman admitting that. cleaning
life-gets-bad-sometimes: qonorrhea: text posts are like children you delete the ones that dont succeed what
oestranhomundodek: thepriest: Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition: When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd
keyofnik: I have never in my life identified with Usagi like I do in this moment.
anomalousdata: oreosforbreakfast: ohaielly: someone didn’t think this through. Laughed for like 3 days. You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.
follovved: i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing
indebtandbored: through all the family murder, hate, death, and zombification, Itachi and Sasuke still give each other shit like any other brothers.
pachouli-princess: tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID
iamtonysexual: jalexfuck: unlimited-muses: “well..that escalated…quickly” XD “I JUST WANNA BE INTERNET FAMOUS” “Shut up” i feel like there is no way a lot of these could be real. entertaining nonetheless.
