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punkwarren: striderdaves: i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to
venuscho: ACT 2 : AMI - SAILOR MERCURY. I actually hate the way toei made her earings like that…
beyoncebeytwice: can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
welldressedanddisneyobsessed: welldressedanddisneyobsessed: cinderella-inspired cake. … and for those of you who aren’t following me & would like to, be sure to follow my tumblr for all things disney, welldressedanddisneyobsessed! ♡
blindtank: sanziene: x I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear
geoffrmsy: dekutree: tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly
awkwardnarturtle: i-mahu: There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face
mldmnnrdrprtr: thebatmanchild: invisicanada: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one
janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier
cerulean-warbler: johnskylar: lisa-maxwell: kyrafic: “Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are. Word. Before World War I, she
rpgmaker: trying to read a regular comic but accidentally reading it right-to-left like the fucking weaboo you are
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yxxck: florderst: shawnali: The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.”
bettershitbricks: sjwstupidity: Don’t ever let anyone convince you that women are the only one who have to fear meeting crazies on social networking. This woman felt like she was so entitled to have this man travel 2 hours to visit her that she
collegehumor: 14 “Boyfriend Twins” Who Look Way Too Much Like Each Other Loving yourself is important, but no one is taking this more literally than the curators at boyfriendtwin - a blog dedicated solely to posting pictures of gay couples where
kkaroushi: brklynbreed: onefitmodel: sizvideos: Watch it in video Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook yes es yes REFERENCE. WHAT.
chariczard: alittleworldofimagination: Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that
aviariannasaysshowmethemusic: kingsleyyy: foreveralone-lyguy: dragonyuri1: now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called
luvier: onlylolgifs: dog trying to save fishes like a good friend. This is breaking my heart….wtf
evererika: deepinmyb0nes: iamprogress: “I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten
utteranonymity: Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m
rosannapansino: So excited to see Bethany Mota on a magazine cover! When I see a YouTuber shine, it feels like a win for all internet content creators. A big thank you Fast Company Magazine for featuring me as well in this article. Go Nerdy Nummies!
beyperfect: cc-randomness: govthookercoulson: cuntgradulation: pantslesswrock: joanna-kaana: this is a necessity for me dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo all right, you’ve convinced me. the last
thisfknbish: *is genuinely getting upset that hot guy from the 50s is probably like 80 now*
more-red-more-blue-more-beer: lyxdelsic: boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
spookyminato: Can we like.. Not end Naruto???
el-yawm-deactivated20181026: ‘Cause all I know is we said, “Hello.” And your eyes look like coming home All I know is a simple name Everything has changed All I know is you held the door You’ll be mine and I’ll be yours
kayla-bird: there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
angry90slesbian: The KKK has released a statement against Anonymous basically saying “you are cowards who hide behind pathetic masks”…….like…whos gonna tell them????
chanelmackey: I’m so shocked I haven’t seen this on my dashboard but this needs to spread like wild fire. Their words are so deep and moving and speak such truth. “Changing the world one word at a time”. These young ladies are what the world
edwinhuang: here’s my guardians of the galaxy piece finished! haven’t had a lot of free time as of late, so this one took a while. i drew them in their movie attire because zoe and chris pratt are complete badasses in the flick! hope you guys like
raptorific: If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim.
sasukeapologist: you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha
yoidoreusagi: サクラちゃん落書き大分サクラちゃん好きフィルターかかってる(笑)ポニテが一番お気に入りかも Sakura doodle.It looks like more cute by my filter that I love Sakura lol.Ponytail is best fave hair style.
just-yasmeen: “You used to be nicer.” Ummm more like I used to let you walk all over me and now that I know better you’re mad that I won’t take your bullshit anymore.
cosmic-noir: twowandsandadrink: ashkinator: politicalsexmaskitten: hooraychelle: yellowxperil: srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he
bwansen: asexualveganmystic: Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross? Yes.
subgirlygirl: Indecisiveness is… yeah. No. Know me, learn me, consider my likes and dislikes, but make a decision. It won’t be the last time we have dinner, I’m pretty sure. (Unless you hem and haw, and clutch your pearls in a crippling wave of
mrsjblack-deactivated20141231: The dawn of a new era! Marriage, falling in love, and the birth of a children are times of renewal like Spring.
beautifulthingsarehere: sexxistential:this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole lifeIt’s like a white kid took a picture in a funhouse of mirrors
wondygirl: jrugs:bondsluut:madameatomicbomb: captainpcarter:I AM SCREAMING This is the most motherfucking comic book thing I’ve ever seen AND I AM DELIGHT YOU DONT UNDERSTAN IM SCREAMING thor… .. Yeah, that shoot is like seeing an action panel
torooo-y-meow:augutsy: fuckers acting like selfies are “unhealthy” and “self-absorbed” when old ass generations sat and got their selfies painted for hours by talented artists ANCIENT EGYPTIANS MADE SOLID GOLD STATUES OF THEMSELVES. ANCIENT
azeher:really old drawings that i didn’t feel like submitting…
shouldnt:WHY DO ALL RADIO STATIONS SAY THEY ARE COMMERCIAL FREE AND THEN PLAY COMMERCIALS LIKE ?????????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿?¿?¿
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xmodernlove:rocky horror is a lot like sex. you go in unexpected. you throw things. tim curry is there. half the cast dies. you’re beamed to another planet.
whiskeydeann: sebastian-stand:dioburandou:zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS
My first try with fondant… Happy Birthday, @31lumpy! Hope you liked your Sam!
dingdongyouarewrong:aphtomatogang: aph-wyonegonic: bunny-banana: why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well? like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ??
alukaforyou: ✿ i still like her u can go away ✿
besturlonhere:butchrobot: metrobussy: bile43: Honestly? I don’t remember what this book was about I just remember that it went off bruh it was about privilege and proper use of it - you got yo homey rainbow fish ridin fly as fuck on the reef like
Peeps, I know I’m, like, REALLY late on some sturffs, but I
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blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty
guiseofgentlewords: guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone
I’m not into asking for help, especially charity. So when someone made a suggestion about a gofundme account, I was like “um, hell the fuck no”. But then I thought about it, and I really am running out of options. I even tried to get
auilix: rocket-prose: Classic animators doing reference poses for their own drawings. I’m in love with these images. Part of the reason animators like to work alone, late at night when no one is watching.
AH!!! You should see my face! I pretty much look like every Youtuber that’s ever blogged while in NYC! XD
