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just-shower-thoughts: “DO NOT TOUCH” might just be the most horrifying thing to read in braille.
just-shower-thoughts: Saturday is the day you waited six days for just so you could do nothing.
just-shower-thoughts: Cutting paper is just 2D sculpting.
just-shower-thoughts: Knowing you just had the best day of your life would be depressing.
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized that The Vatican City has roughly 2 Popes per square kilometre
just-shower-thoughts: It’s not so much that old people “don’t have a sense of humor or get the jokes,” it’s just that they’ve already seen, done and heard them before in one way or another.
just-shower-thoughts:I’m not afraid to die. I’m just pissed off that I have to.
just-shower-thoughts:My body is so used to sleeping only 4-6 hours a night; if incase I do get 8, I just toss and turn for the last few.
just-shower-thoughts:At 21 it just became obvious to me that I’ll probably never be the “youngest ever” to do anything
just-shower-thoughts: Dentists display the same emotion to a patient who admits that they don’t floss as a father does when he tells his child “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
just-shower-thoughts:When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me.
just-shower-thoughts:The next time you are doubting yourself just remember that somewhere there is a flat earther purchasing special glasses to watch the solar eclipse.
just-shower-thoughts: Solar power is just nuclear power with the power source really far away.
just-shower-thoughts:Let’s just take a moment and appreciate the fact that spiders don’t travel in packs.
just-shower-thoughts:Every one is selfish. Some just wrap their shit in a better packaging.
just-shower-thoughts:We’re all just killing time until time kills us.
just-shower-thoughts:Elon Musk should have made the spaceman robotic, after a few days of live stream make the spacemans head turn toward the camera just once for a few seconds
just-shower-thoughts:Having Valentine’s Day in a Wednesday is just having a hump day on a hump day.
just-shower-thoughts:Your Belly Button is just your old Mouth.
just-shower-thoughts:Anxiety is just your brain coming up with fake news
just-shower-thoughts:Forgetting what you’re about to say is weird. You’re about to say something, and then your brain is just like, “Ahh, we don’t need that.”
just-shower-thoughts:Your cringiest memories are actually just your most important lessons of the do’s and don'ts of social interaction.
just-shower-thoughts:Bricks are just domesticated rocks.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is just hiding how immature you actually are from other adults doing the same thing
just-shower-thoughts: A degree in archaeology is just a grave robbing permit.
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended. i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real
just-shower-thoughts: If I put an empty bowl out on Halloween with a sign that says “Take one”, I’ll look like a good person and everyone will think someone just took all the candy
just-shower-thoughts:“Firefly” is just the opposite of “waterfall”.
just-shower-responses: fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields. This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes
just-shower-responses:just-shower-thoughts: If there’s wet dreams then there’s probably wet nightmares pussy so good i got scared For the rest of my life
just-shower-thoughts: I’m a 3D printer it’s just that all my products are shit
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: Since Chris Pratt is playing the lead in Jurassic World, they should’ve just named the movie Parks and Rex
just-shower-thoughts: Suicide does not take away the pain, it just gives it to someone else. This oddly helped me
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many sadists drive VW Bugs, just so they can watch people punch each other.
just-shower-thoughts: If the movie “Inside Out” cut out all of the scenes with emotions, it would just be a 10 minute movie of Riley’s mood swings.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s possible for British people to lose 20 pounds a day just by eating Subway three times a day.
just-shower-thoughts: A coffee and smartphone today are just the cigarette and newspaper of 20 years ago.
