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just-shower-thoughts: Math is just one long series of “learn this so you can learn that” and by the end of it, all you’ve really learned is that there’s software that does these calculations for you
just-dragon-thoughts: Whenever Adrien or Marinette goes to transform they always go around a corner (obviously so people don’t see them) but now that there are so many miraculous holders one time Alya is just gonna stop around a corner with Trixx and
just-shower-thoughts: It would be smart for companies to release risky business ideas on April 1st. If people hate the idea they can just play it off as an April fools joke.
just-shower-thoughts: Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: Med students are like Magicarps. You don’t have any useful skills, you get thrown out first in every encounter just to take a couple hits and gain experience, and one day you turn into a fabulous, overworked dragon.
just-shower-thoughts: The passport is so weird, it’s basically one country saying, “Ya he lives here and we are pretty sure this is what his face looks like.” Just so another country can go “okay cool we’ll let him in”
just-shower-thoughts: There is always that one innocent spoon at your home that you just dislike for no reason.
just-shower-thoughts: Squirrels are just rats with better marketing.
just-shower-thoughts: Bed is warm. Sh.wer is warm. Coffee is warm. Car seat is warm. In the winter your morning routine just becomes skittering from one heat source to another like a cockroach.
just-shower-thoughts: Waking up from a nightmare is just the beginning. The real anxiety comes from looking at the clock to see if you have to get up or not.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “Boob” is actually just a written representation of a woman’s breasts from the top, front, and side view.
just-shower-thoughts: Flatearthers could just go to the edge of the earth and found out it doesn’t exist instead of bitching online.
just-shower-thoughts: Most funny people are actually very sad on the inside. They’re just using comedy as an escape.
just-shower-thoughts: If it was just a few bad apples, the good apples would celebrate their removal.
just-shower-thoughts: The older you get, the less you’re allowed to do things just because you’re capable of it. Before you’re born you can straight-up kick a pregnant woman all day and people are happy that you’re doing anything at all.
just-shower-thoughts: A quesadilla is just the Mexican equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich.
just-shower-thoughts: Social anxiety is just talking shit about yourself to yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your entire life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you’re already dead
just-shower-thoughts: Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him it’s 12345678
just-shower-thoughts:Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.
just-shower-thoughts:Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth
just-shower-thoughts: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries. RUN BY CUNTS
just-shower-thoughts:When people think “Mad Scientist,” what they really imagine is “Mad Engineer.” A mad scientist would just rant about grant money.
just-shower-thoughts: As I get older, I am starting to think I’m actually really dumb and everyone has just been telling me I’m smart for encouragement.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “fuck” is like a superstar athlete who always gets in trouble for being bad but we love them anyway because they’re just that good at what they do.
just-shower-thoughts: Since dogs don’t have any concept of workplaces, careers, bills, and all the other complex human responsibilities humans have to tend to, they probably assume we’re just going on long walks without them when we leave the house.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never once been offered free drugs by a stranger, even though I was told this would be a common threat. I have, just last night my uber riders offered me free weed like five times.
just-shower-thoughts: “military grade” really just means “cheapest contractor” grade.
just-shower-thoughts: I always recognize people I’ve met even just once, but whenever I see someone I don’t regularly talk to, I don’t say hello because I think they wouldn’t recognize me.
just-shower-thoughts: I guess if I ever need to hire an SEO company I just google “Best SEO Company” and automatically pick the top result.
just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a crane being assembled or disassembled, they just appear and disapear
just-shower-thoughts: We should abolish Columbus day and instate July 20th, the day we landed on the moon as a national holiday. Add July 20th, but keep Columbus Day, just change the name to Indigenous People’s Day or First Nations Day, that way
just-shower-thoughts: Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for. They can, they just won’t because
just-shower-thoughts: tortillas are basically just edible envelopes you use to mail food to your stomach Except mailboxes don’t chew your mail the way your mouth chews a tortilla though. So nah. Wash ya ass and stop trying to think in the shower.
just-shower-thoughts: No one really believes the Earth is flat. They just say that because they know it will draw attention to themselves.
just-shower-thoughts: Money from your tax return seems exciting and like a gift but in reality it was yours that was just borrowed And given back with no interest
just-shower-thoughts: Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out better So Alcatraz had an indigenous population that was displaced and fucked over too?
just-shower-thoughts: Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it. “Man, money ain’t got no owners. Only spenders.” - Omar Little, The Wire
just-shower-thoughts:Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: A coffee and smartphone today are just the cigarette and newspaper of 20 years ago.
just-shower-thoughts: Bar codes are just an object’s signature
just-shower-thoughts: Toothpaste is just teeth soap.
just-shower-thoughts: What if you got people to sign up and pay for an hour long “Patience Class” and then on the day of the class just keep them waiting for 55 minutes?
just-shower-thoughts: The entirety of the movie “Alladin” was just some bullshit told by an old guy to get you to buy a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: If Pandora let users thumb down audio ads just like songs, they’d be able to automatically target ads towards individuals, sell marketing research back to companies, and overall have a happier userbase
just-shower-thoughts: Paperclips are just staples with less commitment
just-shower-thoughts: The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.
just-shower-thoughts: Dating is just a series of interviews to become a partner at a two-person company whose only mission is sustaining mutual happiness.
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: You don’t really ‘win’ auctions. You just agreed to pay more than anyone else for the item.
just-shower-thoughts:Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix
just-shower-thoughts: Even when you use Drano for its intended purpose, you’re still just pouring it down the drain
just-shower-thoughts: The Jedi could have saved everyone a lot of grief if they had just bought and freed Anakin’s Mom.
