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just-shower-thoughts:I don’t want to be rich I just want to be rich enough to not have to put things back when I go to buy things at stores because it’s too expensive
just-shower-thoughts: Artificial Intelligence might already have been solved, but the computer has just made the choice not to reveal it.
just-shower-thoughts: You never really appreciate “Scooby-Doo” until you’re sorting out your life after Graduation, and you realize how awesome it would be to just take off in a van with your three best friends and spend the rest of your life exploring
just-shower-thoughts: Every spoonful of soup is just a mini bowl of soup
just-shower-thoughts: My car just texted me to let me know it finished downloading and installing updates, and this sentence would sound like nonsense to someone living as little as five years ago.
just-shower-thoughts: Have we as a species just universally agreed that Snoop Dogg can hit a blunt whenever and wherever he wants?
just-shower-thoughts: Solar energy is just nuclear energy from a safe distance.
just-shower-thoughts: Surfing the web has become like watching TV back in the day, just flicking through a handful of websites looking for something new on.
just-shower-thoughts: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
just-shower-thoughts: Jurassic Park would have worked if they had just bred herbivores
just-shower-thoughts: “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is just the human version of “Did you turn off and back on again?”
just-shower-thoughts: If the guy that got beheaded at the start of Skyrim had just let the priest give him his last rites, there’s a really good chance he would have lived.
just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be a fire detector that turns off when you yell “I’m just cooking”.
just-shower-thoughts: Using the line “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Is basically the same thing as referring to the girl you just met as Satan.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: There’s only ever been one day. It just keeps moving from one side of the planet to the other.
just-shower-thoughts:Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring cereal and then realizing there’s no milk
just-shower-thoughts: What if traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.
just had a heart to heart with my girl. Sometimes I want to give her all of me and get hurt. Mostly I just want to get the fuck away from everyone and everything. I don’t even know if I have the emotional capacity to care about anyone anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: the “ll” in “parallel” is really just there as an example
just-shower-thoughts: If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22, because 4:22 is 4:20 too
just-shower-thoughts: Arby’s is just the pronunciation of the acronym for “Roast Beef”
just-shower-thoughts: Turbulence is just air potholes
just-shower-thoughts: Pizza Rolls are just baby Hot Pockets
just-shower-thoughts: Billy joel could write like 5 more parts of We Didn’t Start the Fire form just recent events alone.
just-shower-thoughts: Dating is just a series of interviews to become a partner at a two-person company whose only mission is sustaining mutual happiness.
just-shower-thoughts: All religions are just book clubs that hate the other clubs.
just-shower-thoughts: Movies should start putting “No humans were sexually harassed in the making of this movie” just like with the “no animals were harmed”
just-shower-thoughts: Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow
just-shower-thoughts:Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
just-shower-thoughts: If you tell someone “I’m hung over.” via walkie talky it just sounds like you are bragging about your dick.
just-shower-thoughts: It would be awesome if we could just record silence and blast it through a speaker to make the entire room quite
just-shower-thoughts: Paper is just thinly sliced tree. Putting a lot of books together is basically rebuilding a tree, making a library a forest of knowledge
just-shower-thoughts: Law and Order is just Scooby Doo for adults.
just-shower-thoughts: The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you’re still in bed, sleepy as fuck, and were just imagining doing that.
just-shower-thoughts:A love triangle is actually love V… If it were a triangle they could just have a threesome.
just-shower-thoughts: Why are Christians so against same-sex marriage when Jesus had two fathers and turned out just fine?
just-shower-thoughts: The Simpsons should do an episode that is just one long couch gag
just-shower-thoughts: The videos you watch before you find the right one to masturbate to are really just Fap-itizers
just-shower-thoughts: Since marijuana is really just a flower, and legalization is on its way, Cannabis Bouquets for you SO will more than likely be a thing we do in the future
just-shower-thoughts: What if the light at the end of the tunnel when we die is just us being pushed out of another vagina?
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: Birthday gifts are just prizes for surviving another year of your life.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: From the machines’ point of view, The Matrix is just a cautionary tale on the importance of securing your wireless network.
just-shower-thoughts: If George RR.Martin dies before finishing the rest of his books, it would be an ironic death; just like all the unexpected deaths in the series.
just-shower-thoughts: College drinking parties are really just tons of people in one house poisoning themselves for fun
just-shower-thoughts: Getting a virus from a porn site is just the virtual version of a STD.
just-shower-thoughts: When you buy trash bags, you buy something that you’re just going to throw away.
just-shower-thoughts: An archeologist is just a grave robber with a degree .
just-shower-thoughts: As a paramedic, posts that are tagged “NSFW” or “NSFL” are usually just “work” or “life”.
just-shower-thoughts: Canadians are so nice they didn’t even have to fight for independence from the British. They just asked for it nicely and got it.
just-shower-thoughts: If people could read minds, and two people were reading each other’s minds, wouldn’t they just be reading their own minds?
just-shower-thoughts: As a bad speller, my goal is usually just to be close enough that the correct spelling appears in the suggestions.
just-shower-thoughts: Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people
just-shower-thoughts: Lobbying is just legal bribing
just-shower-thoughts: We get angry at our alarm clock when it wakes us up and just as angry when it fails to wake us up
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
