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just-shower-thoughts: When the internet consisted of mostly younger and more-educated people, we thought it would liberate us. Then social media allowed older and less-educated people to use it and it has backfired spectacularly.
just-shower-thoughts: Learning English is difficult, but it can be taught through tough thorough thought though
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat. The first time I was ever really conscious about my weight I was 30 lbs heavier than I am now.
just-shower-thoughts: You can measure how highly you think of someone by how furiously you start emergency-cleaning when you hear they’re coming over with little to no warning. The thought of me opening my door to ANY uninvited individualShoulda called
just-shower-thoughts: If nutrition labels used ‘minutes of running’ instead of ‘calories’ as a unit of measure, people would probably eat a lot healthier I get the thought, but me running for ten minutes burns as many calories as someone
just-shower-thoughts: With the amount of “stop, drop, and roll” education I received growing up, I kinda thought catching on fire would be a more common problem as an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: Ever wonder how many strangers have thought you were attractive in passing
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if anyone I’ve passed on the street has thought about murdering me.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times a murderer has looked at me and thought, “na, not them.”
just-shower-thoughts: I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.
just-shower-thoughts: Who else thought the Black Market was a real underground secret place when they were a kid?
The worst part about purgatory is the wait.Because you can’t make plans while the ones you’ve started haven’t finished.And it sucks, because you and me could be something real. But we both have our lives. So i guess i’ll just
just-shower-thoughts: When aliens really attack Earth, my first thought is probably going to be “Which movie came the closest?”
just-damn-thoughts: If you know where this song is from then you’re awesome. Goodnight Penguinss! #depressed #sad #stress #daughter #crying #insomnia #anxiety #alone #thoughts #fuckpeople #feels #lonely #pain #goodnight
just-shower-thoughts:With how much we practiced “stop, drop, and roll” as kids in school, I thought I would’ve been on fire way more often than I have been.
just-shower-thoughts: A lady at my work is offended by getting a “Christmas Bonus”. I would gladly take a “Ramadan bonus” without a thought.
just-shower-thoughts: The thought of taking a bath is somehow always better than actually taking a bath.
just-shower-thoughts: Dog food lid spelt backwards spells dildo of god, I thought you should all know.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever had an original thought?
just-shower-thoughts: As a married man, I wank off way more than my 14 year old self thought I would.
just-shower-thoughts: A lot of gender issues could be resolved if we could get rid of the notion that women aren’t allowed to have thoughts, and men aren’t allowed to have feelings.
just-shower-thoughts: Would anyone else be happy if Jurassic World was just about a fully functional dinosaur park and nothing went wrong and it just went through a day at the park. with chris pratt, yes
just-shower-thoughts:So if we’re all just going to die anyways..Why do we take everything so seriously? Why can’t we just laugh at the world together and give no fucks?
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times in my life I have thought “I’ll always remember this,” that I have now completely forgotten about
just-shower-thoughts: Someone holds the record for highest number of people to have masturbated to the thought of them.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an introvert, I’ve had more thoughts about how I would have a conversation than actually having a conversation
just-shower-thoughts: At some point in my life someone has probably seen me and thought “Well… at least I’m not that guy”
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many foods are thought to be poisonous because the first person to eat them was allergic.
just-shower-thoughts: When I was 17 I thought 30 was really old, then I turned 30 and discovered I was right!
just-shower-thoughts:There are probably many people who came up with a simple but brilliant idea but were like “nah somebody must’ve already thought about this”
just-shower-thoughts: Someone’s probably masturbated to the thought of you.
Just my life. Just my thoughts. Just me.
just-shower-responses: just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: if you stola a second from every human’s lifespan you’d be able to live 240 more years. *fucking steala a second off of your lifespan* *hita you over the head with a bat*
just-shower-thoughts: If people could hear my thoughts in public places, I’d get beaten up. A lot.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many emails or texts people have half-written to me, then either changed their mind or thought better of it and deleted them before sending.
just-shower-thoughts: What if there was a counter that made a little “ding” noise that went up every time someone thought about you while masturbating?
just-shower-thoughts: In the near future thanks to self-driving cars, “drunk driving” will mean waking up on the side of the road somewhere, out of gas because you thought “Disneyland” was a good destination at 3:00 AM.
just-shower-thoughts: What if, every time we see a flash of light in the sky, it’s just someone’s giant toaster poping up the toast when it’s done toasting.. And we are all tiney bread crumbs. Just living our lives in a toaster. Toast is life.
just-shower-thoughts: As a child, I thought “stop, drop and roll” was going to be a much larger facet of my life than it actually was.
just-shower-thoughts: Never once in my life have I seen a pop-up add and thought, “I want to give that company my money.”
just-shower-thoughts: I never thought I would say “I’m gonna go to the Jehovah’s Witness Hall to get more Pokeballs”
just-shower-thoughts:When I was younger, I thought cashiers would be happy receiving cash instead of card. Now, as a cashier, I realize it is quite the opposite.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought I’d watch the news when I got older, and now as an adult my life revolves around Archer, Rick and Morty, Futurama and Bobs Burgers episodes
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I could know how many people thought about me when they were masturbating
just-shower-thoughts: Have you ever thought, on a cosmic scale, how small your penis is?
just-shower-thoughts: If someone would have told me 10 years ago that people in 2016 would be walking around with vaporizing pens I would have thought it would be something way more cool than what it really is.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid I thought being able to perfectly reproduce my signature would be much a bigger deal than it actually is.