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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 6 (This is the 2nd most popular post from this blog.)
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
shercockled: john is the cutest hedgehog in all the woodland → 6 cute things John Watson does
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havetardiswilltimetravel: blackmorgan: May 11th, 2011. They haven’t been short of milk since. I think Reapersun’s got this one… This post is perfection…
wearemagnetised: took our chance, crash and burnno, we’ll never ever learnI fell apart, but got back up again…[x]
victorianvivisection: cocokat: Very boring up here. No crimes in Heaven, apparently. SH —- Met an angel called Castiel. Was looking for a human body. SH —- Have I told you about the Winchesters? SH —- I miss you and your complaining horribly
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fallen-saintsam: How to seduce John Watson Come on, John click for a bigger version or you’ll miss the precum :P
oh haaay. Check out the full video w/ John Duah here.
Title: Return, Revisit, Reunion Creators: corpsereviver2 + reapersun Fanworks Involved: fic + art Rating: Explicit Pairing: Sherlock/John Summary: John Watson has been writing a new blog about holidays and travel in the UK but when he’s asked
inktober #24 i’m really rusty at drawing these guys my .003 pen is dying i should have ordered a new one sooner ughhhh might have to be more experimental tomorrow ghgh
~Support me on Patreon~I’ve been filling a bunch of requests for patrons who preordered my book, This Vacant Body :) This was a request for Catlock ;))))))
icicleman: [Monochromatic illustration of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC’s Sherlock sitting side by side. John has his knees pulled to his chest and is giving Sherlock a >\ look. Sherlock has his legs apart and is holding kittens; there
superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself
pions-tail: sherlodka: oliveswind: unseenandoutofsight: it-am-i: John Watson: The interpreter Do you even realize that it was in this exact moment when Moriarty knew he needed to kidnap John to get to Sherlock? oh omg OMG You incredibly clever
I would defeat a small army for Mrs. Hudson
theinsanesherlockfandom: sherlockspeare: In which John’s really been fine. He’s successfully moved on. John Watson’s new moustache. The REAL reason Sherlock comes back.
shernecked: whybenedict: mcriarty: happy new year john watson still thinks sherlock is dead happy new year sherlock thinks john waited for him happy new year and fuck you up the asshole
darlingbenny: ✿ the cute john watson series + Calling Sherlock ‘mate’ inspired by the john hotson series
carolinasulfoglio: “This phone call, it’s… it’s my note. That’s what people do, don’t they? Leave a note… John Watson: Leave a note when? Sherlock Holmes: Good-bye, John…”
bewilderedscarlet: I just love that in Scandal in Belgravia, apparently Mycroft was like, Hm, I need Sherlock and John Watson at once. FETCH THEM IMMEDIATELY. And then someone told him that John was out of London and Mycroft has decided that it is so
laughawake: (After Sherlock ripped off the explosive coat from John) John Watson: Oh, Christ. Ffff-… Are you okay?Sherlock Holmes: Me? Yeah. Fine. I’m fine. Fine. …that, uh, thing that you, uh, you did that, um, you offered to do, that was, um…
professionalblunder: cumberbatchs: AU! in which John is merely a delusion created by Sherlock. “There is no John Watson. There never has been. You invented him.” “Leave me alone.” “You are alone.” :(
pocketmartin: holmeslice: grayss: inspector-radio: singersalvage: drugsandrainbows: loopercalia: John… eyes up His cheekbones aren’t there #his other cheekbons are there though Sherlock’s got a mysterious ass Doctor John Watson, to which
purpleandorangesheep: I’m home. Happy New Year, everyone. The wait is finally over. I like to think that, even as Sherlock returns to John, he’s returning to us as well. :) We’ve waited with John Watson, and, while our wait was no doubt less agonizing
not-john-watson: getsherlock: sherlock hearing john’s voice in his head is the only thing that matters to me seriously
shewasthewoman: WAIT GUYS WHEN HE SAID “JOHN HAS SAVED MY LIFE SO MANY TIMES” AND THEN “WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT. NOT TO JOHN WATSON.” WHEN HE WAS TALKING THAT GUY DOWNSHERLOCK WAS SUICIDAL. SHERLOCK WAS SUICIDAL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
risingmoonflower: girogirl723: thesoulsikeep: valendoom: thehobbitwithstickyuppyhair: valendoom: can we think of a ship name for john watson and mary morstan like honestly this is distressing me JAM - John and Mary I TOTALLY SUPPORT THIS Does
piningjohn: incurablylazydevil: John Watson + jealousy (½) CAN YOU FUCKNG BELIEVE JOHN
warrrk: estherlune: AU Sherlock/The Hobbit: John Watson is the reincarnation of Bilbo Baggins, Sherlock Holmes of Smaug, and Sebastian Moran of Thorin Oakenshield. John started to remember something. (Lune) STOP!!! PLEASEEE!!! STOOOP /sob/sob/sob
themindofmoriarty: under-johnlock-and-key: christmasbatch: whybenedict: if john watson doesn’t wear jumpers this season i will cry I think John’s done with jumpers in general did you just
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