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“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
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“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
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“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
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“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
