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“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
Threesomes solve everything.
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number of notes or anything– this is just your admin having fun.)
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
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