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With MidAtlantic Leather Weekend (MAL Weekend) upon us this weekend—one on which American celebrates Martin Luther King, Jr.’s birthday—I am looking forward to a visit from Camp Red Tails friends, including Daddy John. So, in honor of his arriva
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s cooking? Because I want you inside of me.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“I want to say ‘I love you’ to you more often than Holmes says ‘features of interest.’“
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
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height difference was never really my thing but then benedict grew up several inches taller than martin and all hope was lost narratekate: May I request John playing with Sherlock’s hair? And maaaaybbe telling him he’s pretty?
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chjofy: John’s eyes appreciation - His Last Vow So, somebody asked for it :D it is way different doing this for Martin’s eyes because he is shot in a very different way than Benedict. But he’s oh-so-expressive. I can feel the emotion John’s feeling
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