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“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“My dick is so huge, my doggy style is referred to as Baskerville Hound style.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
