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“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’ My third leg is still perfectly functional.”
“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“I would endure six months of bristly kisses to be with you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
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“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
