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becausewhynoteathumans: im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically
waluiqi: my therapist just texted me asking how im doing and i almost replied with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
heliolisk: thatweirdphysicist: heliolisk: I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD What a champ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT
mhiilk: “its dark im scared” dont worry bae i got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*
ronaldtherapist: IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
snoia: i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
unclefather: borlax: now this is what Im talkin about this is a weird cat
vitium: I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH THEM AS A KID AND TODAY AT 20 YEARS OLD IM IN LOVE AGAIN WHAT THE HELL
unclefather: bigeisamazing: sniffing: im crying i want to see the whole video I want justice
lilcochina: im very proud of the 86% who made the right choice
bycrookedcornell: cornellsnose: I CANT ANYMORE YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND IM COMPLETELY DONE WITH MY LIFE I GIVE UP THIS IS MY CHILDHOOD AND MY LIFE NOW MERGED TOGETHER OMG BEST THING EVER
nosdrinker: im crying
vvierd: christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under
whenthesmokeisinyoureyes: do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”
heart: do-raymi: Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button. excuse me?
slayboybunny: everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
shego: im so happy look how happy the guy in the red hoodie gets when he sees his friend
peaches-bee: im sick of your goddamn starter packs
steven-carlsburg: meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’
Things im scard of
shejla24: im deleting my life
partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family
ridge: IM FUCKIN SCREAMING
evelynconnery: sometimes i reblog a textpost with like ten notes and im like “hell yeah i support independent textposts” happy motherfucking small business saturday
jolly-link-pone: vinegod: All i want for Christmas is yoouuuuuu by Alexander Holtti im dEADIM DE EA D
peppapigvevo: weloveshortvideos: What I deal with when it comes to gram.. im so confused
rising-moon-falling-stars: im-fucking-delightful: capaldis-leftkidney: becausebirds: the difference between birds and birbs I am laughing SO FUCKING HARD Thrash or die Turn down for what
ladypants: second-and-sleeping: ellyosa: thedistantgirl: plagueutopia: in-twilight-realms: It’s back I CANT STOP LAUGHING this will always be my favorite IM CRYING WHY WAS THAT LAST ONE ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL?
manaphy: manaphy: see u in hell stupid cat (due to the amount of asks im getting YES HES SLEEPING WHY WOULD I POST A PICTURE OF HIM IF HE ACTUALLY DIED PLEASE…ID BE CRYING MY EYES OUT) hes become self aware
ffsshh: beccacanhazcat: It was so upsetting to see such negativity towards someone using a cane. I will not sit at home feeling ashamed I’m a young woman who needs assistance to get around. im in luv
sharingneedles: toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
punacceptable: *gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero* MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
agendr: im not even going to check what these colors are. i know this is the frog meme
the-seventeenthdoctor: vvierd: christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe im not going to be kissed under This post comes around every year and every year it’s just as relevant.
bioshockalacka: cancerousuniverse: “I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-” I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s Mr Fizzles sensing Im a liar
hellbats: makeup is SO so fun and im so excited abt makeup like. most makeup is just minerals?? colored minerals?? dirt. pretty dirt. put the dirt on your face
dont-mind-me-im-crazy: syleyndra: cooknut:syleyndra:people who put their hair in buns 😍why LOLOL
xtjna: frankensteinfanclub: thegestianpoet: y’all have seen what a shaved raccoon looks like right im literally about to delete my blog ..
angrystarfish: im gonna throw this at everyone
nintendoki: im voting this best vine of 2014
maybe-im-a-leo: A crew member bumps JImmy in the head with his guitar after Stairway To Heaven
carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock: aadamcrawford: shoutout to people who don’t celebrate christmas and have always felt a little bit left out around this time of year it’s okay i hope you have a good next few days i dont celebrate christmas, im
thegoodestguyyougot: thegoodestguyyougot: trying on clothes in Nashville. please ignore my fat knees as well as my fat everything else. I remember trying on these clothes and thinking “yeah I guess I look cute but im fat so I cant wear these things”
twentydeepsteps: twenty one pilots has the most unique fanbase. there’s almost no hate towards one another like you see in other fanbases. everyone is so supportive towards one another and im so happy to be a part of it all.
intestinalexorcism: the beautiful mating cry of the Cornell
6fttallbunny: anna-sings: theseniggas: im-simply-me: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. I will never get over this. Shit I scrolled past and thought it was a picture Wow What the actual fuck
andsuddenlycoffee: the-yolocaust: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space
cursedkennedy: Im not even that big of a lady gaga fan but if her performance at the 2009 VMAs did not change your life I don’t want to know you
bciwanto: THIS IS MY LEGIT SCHOOL DISTRICT’S ACCOUNT AND THIS JUST HAPPENED IM DYING
surprisebitch: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically not losing this chance
kristensayss: making-lovefaces: shaclows: im logging off I’m sorry why are you on Twitter in the middle of a call what do you expect them to do for 2 hours ???
thepridelandss: im-sooo-changable: torchy-worchy: twoandtwentyonebee: I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s
ieroismyhero: ifyoucarryonthisway: ifyoucarryonthisway: why would he ever want to look like anything but this he was perfect im reblogin myself cause my point still stands please look at him perfection
