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shaq-stoned: jyostar: We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
tanetaneisland: i submitted this image as my senior baby picture and they just put it in the slideshow. nobody questioned whether or not this is actually a genuine photo of me or not. when im dead i hope everybody remembers me as this horrifying little
refrgerator: whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
pyropilots: I may have jumped on the bandwagon oops
spork: strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
y2kid: i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
metaknighty: youre a 10 and i look like im 10
thinsquids: yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
tortellinigirl: IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED
snowglakes: im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like
enter-random-username-here: IM GONNA THROW UP.
nasturbate: “nice blog” thank you im really good at clicking reblog
becausewhynoteathumans: im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
kingpork: im moving here
hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
tokomon: IM SCREAMING
tinyredbird: elvendork: elvendork: crowbara: spaceslut: nedajoon: The Best of the Worst 90s Fashion asperations fucking awesome im so fucking stoked about this post this was stylish in harry potters Prime Yes
galeadunkel: vedderofficial: im so sorry fuck has science gone too far
hedlunds: im tired of things costing money
elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
iswearimnotnaked: im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
lunarhythms: does anybody care that im a real person behind this blog because i am hello
crunchier: IM SERIOUSLY CRYING RIGHT NOW STOP
feferi-captor: im-in-hiding: the-fandoms-are-2spooky: o-the-lost-girl: dickstridork: the-fandoms-are-cool: patch-is-mine-bitch: I can’t believe that this is stop-motion. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT
thesorrovv: ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
vvhitehouse: awwww-cute: Show off THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
sasuge: the only first date dinner im accepting
meladoodle: yogurtville: meladoodle: im getting a haircut today Which one? strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest
fuckyeah1990s: diffakult: i’ve wanted this 99c plus tax shirt for years im going to make a few for my winter clothing line, like 20 longsleeves…
spankmehardbarry: yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS
gatorbiscuits: *drinks water* im hydrating my flesh prison
radicalfarts: eraserheadsbaby: the ol’ razzle dazzle IM SCREAMING
deodrant: you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
thebatwiggler: if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost
unclemother: IM SCREAMING
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
calins: IM LAUGHING SO HARD SOMEONE HELP
banavalope: im home
charryheart42: babyimreckless: mi-fanno-bella: sixpenceee: walrusex: fangirlingoverdemigods: catiescutiecorner: noplacelikedisney: mortisia: 1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) IM NOT THE
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
basedgosh: im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years
impressingcoolkids: IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
dont-mind-me-im-crazy: disneyskellington: I still ask myself this question Both, and every day in between.
borlax: now this is what Im talkin about
greetings: im crying
etoilesdelanuit: keeplovingparamore: castielsteenwolf: weloveshortvideos: just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola… IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE IM LUH-VIN THIS INTELECTUAL
mrmuffinfluff: deductivereasonable: h34rken: put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit take a nap on a fucking ski lift FUCK PARKS FUCK MEETINGS FUCK CHURCH FUCK SLOPES FUCK HER FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU GIMME MY SACK IM SLEEP
etoilesdelanuit: sneezedon-dabeat: Who Run The Earth Kingdom? I don’t even know what this is from but I’m crying laughing this is from the legend of korra im disappointed in u patrick
feetwoodmac: Its kinda like im dave abbruzzese and life is eddie vedder
wearywithoutsleep: swarnpert: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space #don’t know if I should sing this to A Team or Fairly Oddparents or Royals
neatvibes: most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
llamasouls: im failing biology
scaryfrnk: i feel like im gonna be 90 and listening to mcr
