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failnation: So im staying over at my friends house. I walk into her room and see this.
noodlecreep: sexybugluver94: im pissed HAHA WHAT THE FUCK WATERMELON
necrophilofthefuture: odditymall: Fake Seat-belt T-Shirt “ID RATHER WEAR THIS UGLY SHIRT AND DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAN FUCKING PUT ON MY GODDAMN SEAT BELT” HOLY SHIT IM SO MAD
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: sherlockspeare: When Sherlock comes back. Im CHOcKING-
thatcrazycatwoman: elvendork: crowbara: spaceslut: nedajoon: The Best of the Worst 90s Fashion asperations fucking awesome im so fucking stoked about this post Inspiration
thenimbus: ouijasexting: im fucking crYIN G omfg This is my favorite SNL skit of all time. I’m so glad it’s a gifset now.
ameliagillan: notunprepared: oh-josh: IM NEVER EVER GONNA GET OVER THIS. I love his reaction MUCH GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HOW HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND LAUGHS. HE ISN’T GROSSED OUT, HE REALIZES THAT IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL, LIKE WOWOW FOUR FOR YOU JOSH,
barackobama: jimmychrist: barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back. omg no stop reblogging
burnings: HELP THIS PERSON JUST TEXTED ME AND THEY WON’T BELIEVE IM NOT JORGE OMG
acontemplativedrunk: ameliacgormley: chinese-shibe-artist: professorcheesums: holyfandombatman: twerkin-fo-jesus: pokemoncards: connivingwitch: beyoncespregnantstomach: CHILDHOOD BACK AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS im crying
katara: im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself
mayorsoffice: i heard a pigeon outside and i said “my son” im not sure why
nelliescoffee: IM SO HAPPY NOW
jinglebatch: fangirlyandsingy: BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN your’re
misskomaedaclaus: dangerronpa: misskomaedaclaus: ONE MORE SLEEP UNTIL SANTER CLAUS ONE MORE SLEEP IM GONNA FUCK SANTA CLAUS DO NOT!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!SANTERCLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
atamponinaglass: IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters
petewanks: if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
hadejarley-deactivated20140104: TELL ME IM PRETTY
doedrops: please do not yell at me im a nervous dumb girl who is just trying to survive
idk-im-sorry: Who says bands dont care
basedgosh: im going to get strong muscles so i can carry the animals out of sea world and put them back in the ocean
jacobshutup: im jealous of people who can have fun colored hair and look good
heliolisk: heliolisk: yea im great with pets!
neptunain: the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
ariturl: OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT IM EATING.
at-seapoint: im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
theannieplanet: theannieplanet: theannieplanet: theannieplanet: im gonna liveblog the super bowl they are all running around one guy fell over theres a ball
thetowndrugdealer: i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral
aymmichurros: If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”
cleromancy: phasmids: queerpropaganda: I M LISTENING TO THE SANTA BABY COVER BY MICHAEL BUBLE AND HE FUCKING CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “SANTA BUDDY” IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD NO HOMO SANTA #santa broseph #no hohohomo
iguanabones: iguanabones: i found a green beanbag at a goodwill and im going to spend the whole day turning it into mike wazowski this was th ebest idea ive ever had
mellowmodesty: wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this
kawaiigod: *grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick to show u that i love u *breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
givemeexcessofship: say-zar: imaginingfreedom: clown-dick: id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please”
dont-mind-me-im-crazy: This band saved me.
vidreebro: im going to cry
aleiki: niggaimdeadass: im crying THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE
sniffing: im crying
janoskifags: basedgosh: im 5 years old i dont care i laughed at this bird
mhiilk: “its dark im scared” dont worry bae i got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*
dylanthescientist: princetanaka: just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world, (cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
ifyoucarryonthisway: i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED
golgibodies: texting someone new is always weird. like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words?
love-bowie: people im attracted to guys in bands guys who like those bands guys who look like they could have been in that band 30 years ago
starllex: phenomenarwhal: sqvad: im fuckin crying It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft. It’s funny cause on the shelf on the right shit starts falling before the employee and raft even hit it lol
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
jalex-pierced-veil: mirahxox: mellowmodesty: wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this fucking love “Okay, we’ve been serious for 10 seconds guys”
jerkidiot: yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…
scullymemes: whenever i listen to fall out boy it doesnt matter if i hear the first 3 seconds or im listening to it for an hour. im always ready to fight. who am i fighting? my arch nemesis? the fictional characters i hate the most? my own
overheal:im sorry, ok? im sorry for drawing this please just make it stop
drfurter:theb3ckm4nator:drfurter:im the bestPlease tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
unregardless:me to my future self that has to wake up early tomorrow: im sorry im such an asshole and havent gone to bed yet
dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made
dimplelashton:im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
libruh69: harampolice: straight white girl voice: omg my gaydar is so good (: Straight white girl voice: im totally okay with gay people im not even afraid to touch you (:
cummied: im so glad im average looking bc i dont get hate for my looks and i also dont often get messages like “i want to shove my whole forearm into your asshole” so thats nice too
aliceisqueerlyagirl: gloriousbacchus:religiousmom:tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this
worthyourweightinfanfiction: armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME one time there was an unscheduled
