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child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
ilovesmoothjazz1998: *kicks a plastic cup* man this town sucks.. im so trapped.. *takes a puff of a cigarette* dont you just feel like theres something big out there.. and we’re just wasting time.. *wipes snot on sleeve* anyway my mom bought pizza
severingsnapes: sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet
neyagawa: meanplastic: tumblr staff im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
hannibalspenis: commanderjshepard: literally what happens im still fucking laughing at this
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
phenomenarwhal: sqvad: im fuckin crying It took me several times to see the employee getting massacred by that raft.
disneyprincest: why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
paralol: IM GONNA CRY
zootedboy: *grabs skateboard* babe im gonna do this radical trick to show u i love u *breaks leg trying to do radical trick* babe i did this for u
deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
colpr0lly: im logging off the internet forever
dominospizzadelivery: Im gunna shit in the ocean
alittledivided: Im thankful my best friend was on camera duty when we saw Soundgarden in May because she caught Ben being spectacular!!!
australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
cherrylemonades: i like pop punk bc sometimes its all “im so sad” and sometimes its all “fuck you” and thats me most of the time
crasymofo: IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend
kimpissible: police officer: you’re under arrest.me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:police officer: fuck
glamoose: im sorry but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
jegusismyhomeboy: undoubtedlyfuckedup: thisis-my-note: hetalianswag: seselapod: d0gewithabl0ge: THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS “OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE
chainmane: coolator: imsogothimdead: poeticvibesandafros-deactivated: “but Nash Grier is a great who gave this waste of human space a vine account? wow im actually really upset that was unbelievably grotesque nah….. youre joking…. this
pussylover3000: IM LOGGING OFF
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
dont-mind-me-im-crazy: do you ever just sit and listen to depressing music
sassyabrahamlincoln: sassyabrahamlincoln: 4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it now im stoned
vmartinii: pumpkin-rape: im-not-a-climbing-frame: emobama69: stoned-moaning-myrtle: siarraculbertson: cosmicscripts: thepinupnextdoor: littlecatlady: “how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??” rad as hell
vedderofficial: someone called pearl jam ‘the band your 40-50 year old uncle listens to’ and im just sitting here staring at my screen in confusion bc……………… have u seen tumblr
thinsquids: yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
meladoodle: IM CACKLING
splders: *eats 4 slices of pizza* im so full *eats another 4 slices of pizza*
hi-i-like-bastille: if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right
shouldnt: shouldnt: Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr MOM PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHATS FUNNY BECAUSE IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU
iguanamouth: “women shouldnt have leg hair” haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it
angrystarfish: im gonna throw this at everyone
boredvirgin: i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser
mhiilk: “its dark im scared” dont worry bae i got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*
y2kid: i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
englishaffair: Michael during Iggy Azalea and Charlie XCX’s performance at the Capital Summer Time Ball (credit to the owner) MICHAELL IM ALAUGHIGN SO SMCU
lostentirely: inbox: ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian who
iamdavidbrothers: IT HAPPENED AGAIN.. this time i wasnt even mad lmao im used to it.. #Wow #SheThinkImStealingPart2
brttny32194: but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
charizard: im not even gonna lie he look like the cow
grates: grates: im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
weavemunchers: IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM
surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make
I was rockin out to Mr.Bungle in my room about a hour or so ago and then all my sudden my dad just walks in and stands in the doorway like “What the hell??” And I just started hugging my laptop quietly yelling “YES IM STILL AWAKE STOP
jetbag: if we date im probably going to just steal all your shirts and sleep in them 24/7
hate: im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
nyupanties: im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
burgrs: im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me
foodnun: i made this blog when i was 15 and and now im 12 wtf
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
itsbetterthananal: im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
nostalgic-60s: have you ever bought an album or a cd and you just cant stop looking at it or listening to it?? im like yes, i finally own this. let me admire every aspect of it.
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO
let-the-ocean-take-me-23: im-a-walking-paradox: when your friends smoke but you dont Band and tattoo blog♡
sup-im-dean: theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play
not to offend anyone here but, im beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me
