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mom loves sending me naughty selfies when im not there ;)
Mom im moving out
mom. im pretty fucking worthless huh.
im so proud of you guys for not making fun of the FRESH EGGS 25c sign my mom hung in the kitchen
I just broke my phone. It wont turn on. My baby. I HAD MY INFINITE FANCAMS FROM THE CONCERT ON THERE
Ahhh >\\\>
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom
ambitious-witch: frozenmusings: darthrenvan: jade-belle-2187: So movieweb posted this news today, I don’t know if any of you have heard about this but the amount of hate this is getting just makes me shake my head. At the end of the day Hollywood
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
im-the-batmann: storm-hawke: surprisedentistry: Caption:Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t
im-bravo: Bird mom is my favourite gem mom
im-an-artist-baby: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you
mom-told-me-im-special: soulslookingforhome: DEAN PRETTY MUCH SEES KEVIN AS HIS KID. THEIR KID. THEIR LIL MINI WINCHESTER PROPHET
Im in Florida and my mom sent me a picture of what it looks like outside my house in Massachusetts.
Mom: “Mother fucker, Why are you being such a HO?!” Tila: “mom I’m not a HO , im working” omg! i laughed so much at that part
Im going home tomorrow and when i do, I’m sure ill write a long ass post about my resolutions and crap. Its past midnight now. T minus 14-15 hours till mom picks me up. About a 5 hour drive after that. Fuck, i hate having to re-adjust back. I’m just
im a crappy person i wan’t trying to be mean to mom but i just feel like constricted, trapped anxious i feel like crying and she was taking her sweet little time telling a long story and she didn’t really need me she just wanted to tell me
bae-jjong:bae-min:ApparentI haven’t romanced in yearsI would appreciate some romance
mom-im-a-zombie: La historia de mi vida resumida en un gif.
sailorbrazil: wish i could crush this and snort it
im-not-afraid-to-fall: why are you all following me is someone paying you is it my mom
im just gonna stay up all night watching skins, and tell my mom im sick.
im-so-tired-of-this-world: youvebecomewhatihate: bulululu: homes-ick: pr1sm-0f-us: My mom never really liked Of Mice & Men, “You can’t understand them so why does it matter?” I explained to her one day how Second & Sebring was about
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
im-a-walking-paradox: when your mom told you “put it back” in the store
im so glad my mom texts now. im begging her to get me a blue icee :3
mom fell asleep with glasses on and a magazine in her hand. dads with his friend. and im bored as a motherfucker. why did i wait so long to get my license. i might just dye my hair later tonight, idfk.
im-dirty-n-nerdy: Type of girl I’d bring home to mom.
mom can i borrow 贄,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
playbunny: are mew looking for a fight, punk? :33- - -me as humanstuck!nepeta, wore horns as my aesthetic preference ! leftover shots
im trying to make my mom play fnaf but she’s like NooOOoo……
im like terrible at resting LOL the days when im hurting are the days when i just want to work the mosti wanna work on some art but mom says i should heal and relax, so i guess im gonna play some games
Happy mother´s day.
mom-im-a-zombie: Y así estaré en mi prom U.U
mom-im-so-kawaii: stay (HIV) positive on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/55133173/via/Jonathan_Mos
wuffinarts:still one one my favorite Garnet moments.
h-alliwell: I’ve got the moves like Mama ♪ → requested by i-just-want-to-see-the-light
There’s snow!! Feat. My mom lmao
kaboomcomics: Steven Universe: Too Cool for School OGN Garnet is the captain of Mom Squad.
I wanna draw so bad but I cant because I havent eaten (and trust me, me drawing while hungry ends in disaster) buT M Y MOM IS TAKING SO LON G TO BRING BACK HTE FOOD
fusion-mom: “All gems have shape-shift powers, Steven.” —Pearl (1.06 Cat Fingers)
MY MOMS MAKING ME MAC N CHEESE HELL YEAH
jen-iii: The new Promo had Sapphire in it and IM SO EXCITED
nina-rosa-draw: Two moms and a baby Garnet
ilvermorny: #mom
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
nightmaresofahhhsome: escarghostage: so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so
contemplates if my weak heart is ready to see older snek and bun mom with baby snek
i need to check on my sims moms its been too long and i need to see them smooch again
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
So, I had some issues with the psychiatrist and my mom decided to make an appointment for me with another doctor, she didn’t tell me his name though, but okay. So today I went to meet this new psychiatrist and then I had a consultation with
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
chainchomping:what’s your ‘thing’ as a friend. i don’t mean like ‘oh im the mom friend’ i mean like what’s the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they’d message you first. personally i can always
