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cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
ultrafacts: kissmeandleave: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts Phineas and Ferb must have something to do with this. “IM TELLING MOM”
I don’t think I could be more happy with myself right now. My boyfriend’s mom came into his room while I was there alone after I finished eating and she said she was really happy I had made so much progress with my anxiety around her and the
tahreza: this is me when im a moms 🌞
zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
pftones3482: Had a mom come into work tonight while I was closing out the cosmetics counter at work. She looked a little lost, so I asked if she needed help, and she pointed to all of our perfume gift packages (holiday special whatnot) and asked if I
my mom’s boyfriend is muslim….its ramadan…fool is up right now cooking BREAKFAST for himself before the sun comes up. I CAN SMELL THE BACON FROM HERE AND IT IS TORTUROUS.
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
sweetpanda10: punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad I’m the Panda.
i love how oblivious my mom is. my brother got a tattoo on his forearm and she didn’t notice for three months.
gaymorris: one time this random woman sent me a message on facebook and she was like ‘hi, im alis mom, you and my son would look great together’ and i went to her profile and she literally had a folder with pics of me and the folder was named ‘my
jeankirschteinz: im sorry mom, but your daughter loves naked cannibals
toxicmp3: theres a she wolf in the closet jk its me haha im gay mom
lennas-place: Her mom is planning on taking her suicide note off Tumblr so everyone screenshot it and post it and reblog it till your fingers bleed.
communistbakery: It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
templeofcum: He always was Daddy’s Favorite. And Daddy rewards him for being obedient (and not telling mom): By fucking Loads deep into his tight, young fuckhole.Good Boy!CumTemple.orgPozConvert.comPlease Be An Awesome Slut and SHARE this post! ;)~
punacceptable: yeoja: oak23: Being Asian and meeting your Asian friend’s family when you can only speak English. im the mom I’m the Asian friend that makes everyone else look bad
jakeyllenhaal: prettyboyshyflizzy: mom confronts son for netflix and chilling while his dad cries in the background lmaooooo the signs as people in this videoson: aries, leo, capricorn, geminimom: virgo, scorpio, taurus, aquariusdad: libra, sagittarius,
zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom @ink-meows
I WANNA DO A MEET AND GREET BUT IM NOT A CELEBRITY
tomorrow I have to walk to the doctor and sit there alone then get their opinion then get a blood test alone (which will take like an hour waiting) and walk back and im very not excited
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
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today was my brothers last day and he just went to bed and tomorrow he moves to university and im soo sad
funkies: IM A MOM
there, because people forget certain details in homestuck, i did not make up “catmom” cause i thought it was cute, Meenah called Meulin’s lusus cat mom, whether that’s her real name or not, Nepeta’s lusus is called Pounce
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
kinkykcgirl: Im your moms best friend, so this has to be a secret
addictedtotheforeversadness: breathe-without-me: im sorry, mom Black and White Blog -AddictedToTheForeverSadness
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I really gotta leave here at 10am to be somewhere at 2 tomorrow cuz of the super bowl bullshit traffic -_- im already annoyed.
toxicmp3: theres a she wolf in the closest jk its me haha im gay mom
comintoyoulive:comintoyoulive:Mom: Barbados is shut downMe: oh no. Who could have foreseen a Caribbean island shutting down after everyone and they mother decided the Caribbean was the place to go when the “pandemic is over” surely not the locals
zellah7: doujinshi: mashpototo: honestly im tired mom!!!!!!! What the fuck
So at 4:00 pm I finnally get up to go get something to eat… only to find out that my mom needs to go to the store cuz we dont have anything …I am so hungry come save me
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