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vinebox: When moms bring home pizza
ruinedchildhood: when my mom come in my room without knocking
nickiminajvevo: whenever I tell my mom I can’t find something she’s just like
bonersniper: fuckmeyourephillester: charlesoberonn: lanactrlaltdelrey: so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year
officialfrenchtoast: mom: is that a hickey me: what hickey
virginsacrificer: mom: were having mcdonalds for dinner me:
jackadorian: My little sister took a picture of my older sister taking a picture of me taking a picture of my mom taking a selfie
the-anal-rapist: My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!” Me: “I’m coming…”
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
dadfckr: my mom uses ellipses at the end of all her texts so naturally i made this shortcut on her phone
adventcalendars: mom… dad… i’m… #gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer
rainbowraconteur: That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.
guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
earthshakinlove: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Lmaoooo childhood memories
officialfrenchtoast: mom: is that tumblr me: no
kawaiigod: if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
bey0nd-my-thoughts: paradiseprogram: bye mom This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.
h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
watchtheskytonight: thegirlwiththeequalistglove: I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES “Hi Mom”
stoned-levi: when ur mom comes home with the groceries
themgmtpolice: it’s not “just a phase” mom
andrewbelami: stunningpicture: Was looking in my moms college yearbook and came across a familiar face. did this fucker come out of the womb looking like a dad
alekshdfilms: one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
ooh-bite-me: when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
starllex: when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
babyferaligator: *steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
validx2: When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.
Ghetto Mom Selfie Fails
pollypopit: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut
deverse: my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
ashtonshugedick: my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
justindeee: MY MOM PHOTOCOPIED HER PHONE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SCREENSHOT
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
zeloserwilder: zeloserwilder: I’M SO MAD MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY
teenagemutantninjaloser: yeah! thanks for killing my mom!
lion: when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
thebgcdatabase: Mom: “Your room is dirty.”
proalchemy: Hot… It’s hot… Help me… Mom… Help me…
dodie-snk: pls mom don’t hate me
ruinedchildhood: Mom: when I was your age…. Me:
naking: mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
revanism: My mom just called the dogs. “The kids” she has finally lost it
joshhutchercat: my heart says yes but my mom says no
kegelgod: Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
sasuge: mom: naruto is on tvme:
pokernon: mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*
snopchat: mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
burgerkid: mom: dinners ready me:
misfit-pirate-ship: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: me in the grocery store when my mom escapes escapes
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear ex bestfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mom,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,Dear person
snatchedweaves: That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
heart: joshhutchercat: my heart says yes but my mom says no i dont remember saying yes to you
bagmilk: mom: why are you always asking for money? me:
lulz-time: Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell somehow I’m both
