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armins-mom: Tumblr wasn’t letting me add more than one image to the ask so I’m just posting separately *_* I had way too much fun with this one
octobra: sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit
llatching-ontoyouu: and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey,
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY PRAYIN
ruinedchildhood: When your mom forgets to ask for her change back
janemba: soujaboymeetsworld: jackanthonyfernandez: thechanelmuse: Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to
dogpetter420: YES SOCCER MOM SIMULATOR 2014 LOOKS GREAT
sswishswishstab: loveandchloroform: Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?
lion: when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping
promisingeverlastinglove: liferawks: I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games
naking: mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD
ooh-bite-me: when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
pollypopit: relahvant: asktheteamofscientists: hobgoblinhero: danadies: yes-master-thank-you-master: The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate. Jizz and jet shoot and scoot blow your load and hit the road bust ya nut
chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
cokeproblem: *gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
rebelliousbieber: my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience
technickelted: The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
guy: mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn
drawerelma: When mom isn’t hooooooooo-w far down in hell do I deserve to go for this?
littlejesseryan: My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.
pinkvelourtracksuit: quickweaves: stopppp me as a mom
bitchesaloud: me talking to my mom on the phone
babyferaligator: no mom you’re grounded
quonnyjew: Today is my mom’s birthday so I drove home 6 hours from college to surprise her and just watch this video pls
heartless: My mom knows Santa omfg
worst-curse-forbidden-love: keepcalmimspidey: simplypurkey: jazzumon: destielkills: auntiesnixshipper: awkwardteenagenerves: discard-and-discover: evolve-within: disregardwomen: When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians
heart: joshhutchercat: my heart says yes but my mom says no what if i said no too
somebodysparty: my mom
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
breaktotheotherside: constable-connor: subjecttocaprice: subjecttocaprice: My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then update: This is the best “human this is the best day ever”
hiddles-me-maybe:officialkendricked: lov3sick-electric: cheywillbelov3d: swifty-cat: MOM? this will always be my favorite post me all the time
wingbeifong:my mom sends me these interviews that she remembers watching years ago every single morning and the one she sent me today was LIT
talaura:business moms
vincentvangaylord:purrsona5:this is so middle age mom on facebook aesthetic
trust:mom can i move to sweden
coasttocoastlikebutteredtoast: the-heavy-metal-viking: Angel Driggs Secret life of a soccer mom pt. 2: Mommy’s special alone time oh my god she did another one This is amazing.
kelsyisme: Mom goals.
mymodernmet: These Two Inseparable Sisters, Photographed by Mom Anna Larson, Show Love Knows No Bounds
sixpenceee: I Was Part of the Queen’s Guard In England by reddit user inaaace This creepy story was top rated and many users were creeped out by it. I was in the English army, you know? Two tours in Iraq, one in Afghanistan. My mom absolutely hated
whatever mom
sizvideos: Mom surprises her Trans Daughter with Legal Name Change (Video)
queenbetsy: REALLY MOM
horchata-daddy: When latina moms open your mail 😂.
lunariums: bitterbitchclubpresident: i love hearing what people *almost* got named.my mom almost named me Sheila. lmao I was gonna be named Gretchen
buttons-on-a-shirt: Tag yourself as a suburban white mom
meterapix:SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
weloveshortvideos: “Pwease no more baths mom”
alcoholittt: Yoo I can’t breath!! “When ya mom finds out you gang bang”
buzzfeed: Everyone Is Heartbroken Over Gotti The Sad Pit Bull After People Refused To Pet Him“Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him to get candy,” William said. “He got
purrityring: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. this is my favorite video on the internet
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
postracialcomments: theafrocentrics: daretobeblack: Any of you guys get a sex talk because I didn’t.. I didn’t either. My parents just assumed I knew when I got a certain age. yea. my moms printed out pictures of folks with STDs and told us that
hiraikotsu: im the mom
familyfun69: Its funny when im eating mom out at work and a client comes in. I never stop
moisemorancy: melanin-king: kai-kaija: xereoe: nikepapi: zodiacbaby: whitepplvines: God bless im the mom this is so painful ^ I guess they ruined the “now I’m mad” thing too huh..smh. I hope they don’t learn how to milly rock cause
gaymorris: one time this random woman sent me a message on facebook and she was like ‘hi, im alis mom, you and my son would look great together’ and i went to her profile and she literally had a folder with pics of me and the folder was named ‘my
