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fang107: Holy fuck I swear to god my brain loves to make me suffer. A friend handed me my pills and all i seen was Bren. Scared the shit out of me. Memoriesssss.. I miss you too
infamous-legacy: pissvortex: pissvortex: film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures news report: 500 babies dangling precariously
I swear to god if canada goes down because americans cant fix their shit, I’m going to repeat 1812
bogleech:dizzolving:senatortedcruz:Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group. I know of this woman and these are her interests on Facebook dead serious I swear to god. I choose to believe each of these is a thing that somehow
fatefulfindings:katherinearandez: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katherinearandez: touch-all-the-butts: pizz4s: i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police I am obligated to reblog this again,
prohaloplayer:i swear to god if i see another funny post i am going to laugh
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
theartidote: “I want every piece of me to crash into every piece of you,I swear to god that’s how they make stars.” —Mary Lambertpainting by phazed
sterekyaoi:ipytms:"Don't you ever dare to leave again or I swear to god-" Awww <3
snowwhitebirdie: Dropped everything to sketch Blackwatch Genji when the Uprising comic came out liSTEN Blizzard you better give us a skin of this bean or I swear to gOD.
ishinomori: tainbocuailnge: The Shape of Water (2017) directed by Guillermo del Toro it’s so fucking true what they say about memes being cyclical and constantly dying and ressurecting because i swear to god in my lifetime i did not expect to
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
destiny-islanders: Donald: Sora I swear to God if you keep using our munny to buy Meow Wow accessories and treats– Sora: This bandana is CUTE and it MATCHES HIS EYES Donald: Sora we need potions or we will literally dieDO NOT REPOST WITHOUT PERMISSION
thecringeandwincefactory: gunsandfireandshit: stimman4000: . So smart to use a projector like that I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
ludzies: I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s
My heart is full of bees
I swear to god for some reason it’s the things I like that make me hate myself the mostI literally want to die hhh
tastefullyoffensive: by Sarah Andersen
I swear to god I can’t do this anymore my sister has to just fucking od or something cause at this point there’s no changing for her
ratwink: labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god halsey looks so different with her natural hair color
barackobama: secondhermione: I was phonebanking at my local Obama office today, and one of the names on my call sheet was Harry James Potter. (I swear to God.) He wasn’t home, but I like to think he was voting for Obama. After all, can you really
poupon: sinvraal: persian-slipper: anathemarmotqueen: Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS. I swear to god,
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
spiralqalaxy: ludzies: I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show
sherlockismysuicidenote: I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DON’T EXPLAIN HOW SHERLOCK DID IT I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BUILDING AND YOU’LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW AND WHY I DID IT
e-brat: kimkanyekimye: Kim setting straight the rumors that she forgot North at the hotel as she left for the airport in Paris on Wednesday. people will literally do anything to make kim seem like a horrible person i swear to god
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid:You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this site gets any smoother i’m gonna
Supernatural Episodes That Need To Happen: Body Swap “If you put that rabbit food in my body, Sam, I swear to God I’ll cut your hair.”
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
theletterwsarseflap: sallymon: askgamerandfriends: sallymon: Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it. No one catches them all like Gaston. i swear to god
thecolumbinekillers: 221bbutts: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS ON TUMBLR *spills coffee on laptop due to uncontrollable laughter*
supercreativedoodle: queensoucouyant: piccolowasablackman: I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face you can see it counting down from ten in its head “I swear to god… you put your foot on me one more time… One more time!”
queenlucyyy: plotprincessss: blissfulfellatio: silverssafehouse: nickthewolfie: wait what Hella good cosplayers For a second I Swear to God.. Holy shit damn i had to look twice
satansf4voriteslut: offroaderize: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this I really almost cried omgg;~; I can’t stop
jjsinterlude: 20daysofjune: dopenmind: fuckyouwhiteboy: cozyqueen: tell me this not the jam. my favorite thing on this website swear to god Me when the pizza delivery guy finally arrives. This was so cute omg s/o to all my carefree black girls
pada-booty: One day these two dorks will be the end of me, I swear to God Thanks again to cylee77 for finding these <3
offroaderize: officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this I really almost cried
gg-art: I swear to god all my watercolors are like kids who start out really gorgeous in childhood and then they hit puberty and everyone’s like JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED and then it’s a total toss up as to whether they emerge into a beautiful
stellersseaape: gaypocalypse: backhooks: gaypocalypse: thatgreenevening: fucking straight kinksters i swear to god “It’s a giant luxury to be a straight, cis-gendered, white, educated, healthy and economically stable woman. It means that when
thepyemancometh: I swear to God my Mom does this on purpose! She comes into my room to grab the dirty laundry or some other bullshit excuse and I glance up and see this … I know she does it on purpose cause when I am hiding my boner she just smiles
gandalfthablack replied to your post: man i am feelin some kind of way tonight. don’t make me wish bad things on you. SWEAR TO GOD YOU BET NOT BE CHEATING
touchmeslowly: la-scivus: Being sick and horny is just like “I would totally make sweet passionate love to you right now but don’t fucking touch me I swear to god.”
