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greeneyesnthickthighs: chantel7132-original: 10th day in a row going to the gym. Feels good. Swear to god she has the hottest ass on tumblr
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
chop-stuff: I swear to god I’m done now I am going to sleep good night world have sweet dreams of Korrasami :’D
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
teletubbiesmpreg: if there are anymore fandom ‘apocalypses’ i swear to god im going to start the REAL apocalypse by annihilating everyone
sweet-bitsy: herooflife: I was trying to be cute and then my mom screamed “AMARA IF YOURE STILL TAKING PICTURES I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE A REAL DEER” Would you say you were caught in headlights
ask-coffee-brew: grumpysalmon: ask-coffee-brew: grumpysalmon: caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT
vajoochie: the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave
shsl-fuck-off: sekaiichiyaoi: julieofthewatertribe: titanic-titans: pretentiousstoryteller: eyesofmaniac: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I swear to God the 104th got sex ed to avoid hormonal teenage trainees knocking each other up in their bunks, and it
runningbox11: theathleticsloth: cyberfricking: helioscentrifuge: bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful no, because when we’re older i’ll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine i swear to god if this
kristinaraesaylor: yuuimi: From Tokyo Bridal Festa 2012 i swear to god when i’m married i’m going to have my dress inspired by chii idec
spudinacup: amilynholdo: i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read If someone voice acts these I swear to god I’ll make a goofy
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
ascendingvenus: pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE affirmations!!! speak em!! they work!!!!!
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
yinx1: yellowblowngreener: thetallblacknerd: IF this EVER HAPPENED I SWEAR TO GOD I’D JUST PASS OUT I couldn’t see it in theatres. No one wants to deal with a grown woman sobbing for three hours straight. NAZGUL SCREECH! If there ever was a movie
quelloras:keialaar:lives-this-life:snarksonomy: lives-this-life:Jfc how is a pair of jeans ์ - 贄?!?!?Just. A regular pair of fucking plain ol’ jeans.Oh. That’s why. Because I’m not a size fucking 2. -grumbles- I swear to god, I am going to
other-bronte: submissivefeminist: love-and-bdsm: I swear to god, “straight” men are so boggled by the notion of their assholes being sexual. THEY REALLY FUCKING ARE. And yet when it comes to women’s assholes they mysteriously discover all
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
kxvhxo: onlyblackgirl: gemtasticblackgirl: sridevi: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that she really did! He high key deserved that I swear to god if y'all don’t leave these workers alone. You deserve whatever they do to you. lol you
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god bwahahaha foxtail-wonders
I swear to god if I film another video where I have a massive double chin the whole time I might lose it. I need to rethink my angles 😭
ludzies: I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s
labias:wolfheartedqueen:Indie girl singer introduces us to her kitchen Get this away from me I swear to god
thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god
officialdylanmoore: glossmyeyes: hairstylesbeauty: Lie Down. Try not to cry. Cry (via) crying. I swear to god nothing on this site has ever made me cry before this
tansandshorts: I swear to god if the person I’m marrying doesn’t tear up and have the biggest fucking smile on when I start walking down the aisle at the wedding I’m just going to turn around and leave .
originalgingerbro: I swear to god I give this exact look to at least 13 people a day.
bloodbending: petition to have our pokemon follow our little sprites around in every pokemon game i swear to god
mommy-breeder:I swear to god, every day this summer I’ve seen mom in an even skimpier bathing suit around the house. I’m pretty sure she’s doing it on purpose, because I heard her listening to me getting rid of the hardon she gave me last night.
babyimnotfoolin: I swear to God you guys, do not let me design a house. This is all thanks to the sink fandom.
artseke: artseke: Hey look a seahorse I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
piertotum-locomottor: theheartmaid: prototype-the-walter-girl: Biggest plot twist ever I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I’VE ACTUALLY NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS wHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THE FAIRYTALE
tsunglasses: botesregias: tsunglasses: If Suicide Squad can get an Oscar then I think the stars have aligned enough for me to get a gf. I swear to god i saw this pun like 6 times today. I was gonna put “get my dick sucked” but SS only got 1 Oscar
riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll.
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
cyber-b00ty: bitesizedbitch: fortunebb: hardxlessons: latinobussy: QUE HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA Def not over this. I will study spanish for days, weeks, and months just to understand has what unfolded here. I swear to god. this was so wild
delfeur: Because Heather said “I swear to god, the reason Mike Stamford didn’t go to John’s wedding is because he was fucking pissed that John did not marry Sherlock” and I couldn’t not. +
sage-seishinkai: xobsidiandawnx: havingafoodfightonthemoon: Cake in real life I swear to god.. you have no idea how happy this cat makes me .. I have to reblog everytime I see this… This cat suddenly realizes that it has a tail. Look at its
darksideofthedrum: sixpenceee: Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral. (Source) I swear to god
silverope: i was in a porn site the other day and i found the best street fighters hentai there is i swear to god i had to upload this. i also censored it so there is no problem but since i had no black bars or anything i used the first transparent thing
pissvortex: pissvortex: film makers are already fighting over who gets the rights to make a movie about that soccer team that got trapped in a cave i swear to god they’re like vultures news report: 500 babies dangling precariously from the edge of a
