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ludzies: I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s
starswift-borzoi: valdrake: starswift-borzoi: Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed. 17 Days I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy. Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where
raptorific: Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes
samanticshift: i swear to god if i see one more academic oppose trigger warnings on the grounds of being anti-censorship…like did you think about that at all? the point of the trigger warning is to warn people of potentially triggering content. if
withquestionablefestiveness: swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
pandaspwnz: farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
I swear to god I'm going to slap a few bitches
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ONE MORE GIRL POSTS THEIR POSSIBILITY DRESS ON THE PROM GROUP I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF
500shadesoflesbian: The tomorrow that has come and gone And it has not gotten better When you are half finished writing that letter to your mother that says “I swear to God I tried” But when I thought I hit bottom, it started hitting back There is
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
artseke: artseke: Hey look a seahorse I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid: You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
teenage-dirtbag-like-you: thejaynahop: juicypassion: kaaaylanicole: b0b-m4rley: lets-blame-society: dontwannamissathingxo: theselenalight: I swear to god, if you don’t reblog this, you´re heartless i know what it feels like to be in iraq
joe64225: swear to god if I could get this guy strapped to a table …
baetimusprime: s1uts: clas-sick-notes: fuckyeavanity: videogames-hoes-fruitsnacks: I swear to god bruhhh black parents. sooo true! that passive aggressive shit kills me. all too true i cant seem to find a lie All true.
thepoeticlovechild: idcaboutnousername: kobecryant: One of my favorite movie scenes I swear to god this movie will NEVER stop being funny 😂😂😂😂 How he ran to the car.
mickeymilkovish: TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW). [text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;) [text]: send me pictures [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? [text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU [text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
anothercleverjedimindtrick: chellzaintshit: sophieloren2013: swear to god i used want lilo to smack the fuck out of her ctfu this is so accurate Deadass Papi was always saying some shit though
crisnait: I LOG INTO FB AND MY AUNT POSTED THIS, SHE WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO BEYONCE I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE HER AND HER RICH HUSBAND SO MUCH RN IM SO JEALOUS :(((
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
otp-rebelcaptain: dimir-charmer: indyfinitely: #team fake it till you make it #the most millenial fucking movie i swear to god #a rough handful of kids growing into a mess that the last generation left behind to fester #doing their best even when
awkwaben: virskaserket: pretentiousprince: i swear to god you will not regret spending 4 and ½ minutes on this video this is just too great im so done rn JESUS I love how they didn’t expect him to be any good at all wow.
smilingemoticon: darseunverde: Even now, after everything, Sen. Wendy Davis remains standing. I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS DOESN’T GO DOWN AS A BIG MOMENT IN FEMINISM AND IN HISTORY IN GENERAL I’M GOING TO BE SO MAD
angemicwings: demondetoxmanual: destielcanoninmymind: jackhawksmoor: Misha, I swear to god, I am fucking begging you to grow your hair out again. Is it just me or does he look like Dr. Sexy? MISHA IN 24=INSTEAD REBLOG
sweet-bitsy: herooflife: I was trying to be cute and then my mom screamed “AMARA IF YOURE STILL TAKING PICTURES I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU LIKE A REAL DEER” Would you say you were caught in headlights
221b-sherlock: sherlockismysuicidenote: I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DON’T EXPLAIN HOW SHERLOCK DID IT I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BUILDING AND YOU’LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW AND WHY I DID IT this statement is even better because of your url
leo-arcana: dontscratchtheimpala: katherinepiarce: my hobbies include pausing supernatural (i swear to god this is a serious shows, these guys stopped the apocalypse) I thought i was bad these are the men i’ve allowed to have control of my life…i
acdc-lover: I swear to god I will be extremely disappointed if this is not going to be THE fashion trend in 2015
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
mamalaz: I swear to god, even in virtual form, these two manage to turn an action game into a romance movie cliche
izzyfandoms: avsensio: So I just got this message literally few minutes ago And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF A warning to all of my followers there
thecringeandwincefactory: gunsandfireandshit: stimman4000: . So smart to use a projector like that I swear to god you could give me all the equipment and 50 years and I would not come up with this. So clever.
awkwardothebastardsonofurkel: thatspartanchick: xfitlifex: liveloveliftheavy: thenwhatarethesedays: spideymayne: Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god second last one
riderphanomhive: memeguy-com: There is no good and evil there is only power I swear to god I tried to scroll.
domirine: “makin my way downtown driving fast zombies pass and i’m going to punch aran for thinking that babysitting a kid was a good idea i swear to god i hate everything” cheer up lamia, this isn’t that bad
theletterwsarseflap: sallymon: askgamerandfriends: sallymon: Little did we know that the Beast was actually a Pokemon and Gaston was trying to weaken it so he could catch it. No one catches them all like Gaston. i swear to god
littlekiwi37: bubblydictcumberbath: this show i swear to god THIS IS THE LEAST BLATANT, BUT THE FUNNIEST, BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE IN THE SHOW
that-mecha-guy: thelefthandedwife: peechingtonmariejust: 420-bit: Fucking quality post right here I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO face-down-asgard-up to the skeleton courtesy phone please Idk why I find this
lahndayn: prettyboyshyflizzy: tayadeeofthewatertribe: onyourtongue: When you go to a Jamaican restaurant 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I swear to god 😂😂😂😂 this so accurate 😭😭😭😭😭
vergeangst: xxfluffypandazxx: vergeangst: vergeangst: Why can’t I stop watching this I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing He l p m e I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
kodiak-pride: flvffymomo: i swear to god this wasn’t staged Audio Transcript This game is about to drive me crazy. So, right now as you can hear, theres a zombie somewhere, an-and that’s the thing; Somewhere I have no Fucking idea where he is. I
jackironsides: omghotmemes: If April ends up worse I swear to God Sure is something to read this post at the beginning of June.
straightcuriousbuds: I swear to God - someone needs to take me naked boating.
raptorific:Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thingbut then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of
pandaspwnz:farfrompaid:You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive. I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me