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goreanmann: bimbojenjen: i swear to god i wish he’d made me wear this to my wedding. If you want to wear nothing but lingerie to your wedding, then you might be a bimbo.
>decide to animate something>30 minutes in SFM fucks around and I decide to restart it>lost all progressI swear to god I used to save every 10 seconds. Literally.At least the autosave saved me.
garbage-twink:I SWEAR TO GOD NOBODY IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE SLEEPS OR HAS ANY CONCEPT OF PRIVACY IF I HAVE TO TAKE THIS OFF JUST AFTER FIGURING OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK I’M GOING NUCLEAR I relate to this so fucking hard.
I swear to god, this is the same dog that acts like he doesn’t even know me when I take him to the dog park. And yes, he crawled and flopped into these positions to force me to hold him like the giant, asshole of a baby that he is.
reefs231: I have to admit that it really didn’t take me too long for Dad to convince me to stick my dick in Quan’s tight pussy. I swear to God that his pussy is like heaven wrapped around my dick. I know that Tre ain’t open him up yet and that
aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
incorrectprideandprejudicequotes:Mr. Darcy: [to Elizabeth Bennet] Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to God I’m going to fall in love with you.
prettyboyshyflizzy: lilbcup: i alwways would see these and wonder how it happens … When you say swear to god and he bring his ear close to listen to the lie you bout to tell
feistymeisty: I swear to god the bitch who lives above me either just had a massive orgasm or yelled at someone to shut up really loudly. Girl also needs to learn how to not walk like an elephant. Either way, have a selfie!
prettyboyshyflizzy: lilbcup: i alwways would see these and wonder how it happens … When you say swear to god and he bring his ear close to listen to the lie you bout to tell ^^^
lazydaybear: michael-ivan: erenackermann: mike why are you sending me this I pledge allegiance to your sexual pleasure, Avery~ i swear to god Mike EVERY POST I REBLOG FROM YOU ALL I NEED TO SAY IS “gay” TO EVERY SINGLE ONE STOP BEING
sourintori: HE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS BOY IS BY FAR THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER IN THE SHOW I SWEAR TO GOD HE JUST MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIMSELF IN FRONT OF HIS BIGGEST OPPONENT YET INSTEAD OF LYING TO TRY TO
vegaaskies: i never/rarely tell anyone the words, “don’t leave,” cos i don’t want them to feel like i am their responsibility or a burden but when i do, i swear to God i really mean it. i don’t ever want you to leave. i want you to stay in
illestmentality: Pinky promises. These mean a lot to me when it comes to love and they still do. While growing up, these were like “swearing to god.” Breaking one would mean you would go to hell. Nowadays, saying the word ”promise“ has no meaning
whosthisstephenyouspeakof: I swear to god, if they start giving Steven and existential crisis I’m going to die. Look at this though. Steven’s always been able to relate to everyone in Beach City. His Dad, Connie, Lars, Sadie, Peedee, Ronaldo, the
hawberries:hey for the last time if anyone takes it upon themselves to be rude to someone on my behalf I swear to god. ive been on the internet for 18 years guys. I am more than capable of engaging in or resolving conflict by myself. learn to behave.
kimreesesdaughter: kimreesesdaughter: nicknamenyquil: calvinkleinsignmealready: tagged/me @kimreesesdaughter Listen…Imma start a youcare campaign to earn money to make this the “Welcome to the city of Atlanta” sign. Swear to God. This deadass
him3-ros: vivahatept1: revelation19: The best possible way to watch Jaws. Nah this is a nightmare SWEAR TO GOD…I’d suit up and go scuba diving just to fuck with people. This place wouldn’t even have to pay me.
mesotheliomadoug: “I’ll stick my boot so far up your ass I swear to god” god
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
menthuthuyoupi: flaccidtrip: flaccidtrip: babeobaggins: whitegirlsaintshit: God Bless this jacket and nowhere else. this bougie ass hoe i can’t stand her IM SCREAMING I HATE OLIVE i swear to GOD Im robbing olive for this jacket wow this is
jaxblade: jaxblade: albertothechihuahua: this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! ehh what the hell OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax
earningmyimaginears: notsoplainbutinsanejane: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE LAST TIME I’LL MAKE THIS STUPID JOKE OH MY GOD
collardgreensneckbones: emojinalgirl: microtear: GOD I swear to god this is me you guys are KILLING ME Plastic surgery face all the way 😂😂😂😂😂
modestmgmtofficial: louis: what the fuck did u just say naughty boy: oh my god bro its not even like that lol it wasn’t even about u ok i swear to god it was someone else omg have u been doing squats
prettyboyshyflizzy: lilbcup: i alwways would see these and wonder how it happens … When you say swear to god and he bring his ear close to listen to the lie you bout to tell ^
sakuyandere: perlexnoire: bluhippy: jaxblade: jaxblade: jaxblade: albertothechihuahua: this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! ehh what the hell OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
samsungsandiphones: cognacwest: snowbunnyhoney: samsungsandiphones: I would marry her i swear to god i would she is a layer no kids good credit nice house no man issuies the heads amazing the food exquisite… attitude nonexistent.. My god so why
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
radical-illusion: andrewbreitel: gllt: its not what you thiNK I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKIN SCMREAMING OH MY UFCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA
perlexnoire: bluhippy: jaxblade: jaxblade: jaxblade: albertothechihuahua: this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! ehh what the hell OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this
falloutniece: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here,
ladyof-fyre: umbreeunix: lizardlicks: beautyisopinion: yourpunkassbookjockey: taco-brat: yahooentertainment: The Jungle Book2016 Oh.my.God. I’m ready AHHHHHHH! I’m so excited! I swear to god if this is the one that gets Kaa right I will
iheartshoelaces: couthor: These are literally the only two kinds of horse out there I swear to god Oh my god I thought that was a man in a monkey suit
king-emare: hersheywrites: nubiana-mericana: jaysthetics: and-all-that-other-earthly-shit: who-started-this-fuckery: someone find me an oxygen tank GET THIS OUT MY DAMN FACE OH MY GOD Yall so irking Niggas. I swear to God.
russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine
vividbuttoperation: I swear to fucking god
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
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