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youngstero: I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads
aroshi-wish: rosewillow82: otabckaltyn: In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before
jake2bb: Jerry said that he was mortified when his Uncle happened to walk in on him jerking off. He said that without skipping a beat his Uncle said that it was cool and that he wouldn’t tell anyone if Jerry just laid back and let him do what he wanted.
sixpenceee:Some dark and disturbing myths. Here are similar posts on my blogReal Ghost PicturesGenuine Ghost PicturesCreepy Japanese Urban LegendsCreepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s
linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
eenzijdig:when kristin chang said godhood is just like girlhood: a begging to be believed or when laurie penny said it’s no surprise that so many women and girls have control issues around their bodies or when fiona apple said there’s no hope for
xshayarsha: “One said [writing] was like walking into a labyrinth, without knowing what monster might be inside; another said it was like groping through a tunnel; another said it was like being in a cave — she could see daylight through the opening,
purrprinthom:sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
princesscallyie: Anonymous said: I feel like Jack can pull of any outfit better than Prinny but she would be supportive than jealous. Anonymous said: Crossdressing jack again? I LIVE for it Anonymous said: Can we see more of jack and brick
princesscallyie: Anonymous said: What would a personality swap between jack and princess look like Anonymous said: What does Prinny look like with her front hair tied back? Anonymous said: Since you drew Prinny with red, blonde and black hair,
loverofmythology: I literally just realized why Peter lost his shit when he found out Gamora was dead. That’s what Peter’s dad said about putting cancer into his mom’s brain. That’s why he immediately said “no you didnt” when Thanos said he
quirkykanisha: “Watch the show, there’s cute boys” they said “It’s just a swimming anime” they said “It’s just a show to fangirl over hot anime boys” they said THEY’RE ALL FUCKING LIARS
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
Wife: What could happen he said. Its just archery he said. Im not a COMPLETE dumbass he said… =_=
pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than
hankmiller1966: The guys next door invited me over for a beer. When I said I wasn’t old enough, they said, “you’re old enough for recycled beer.” I said okay and found out something about myself.
rosewillow82: otabckaltyn: In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling
cumm-playy: He said he loved my curves, peaks and valleys, and that when he gripped my thighs that he loved how they felt full and soft. He said he knew I ate well and I laughed. “Baby boy me and food have a good relationship going,” I said, covering
sashaissasha said: I like stuffed animals and pillows. GOOD moominpappa said: what’s your least favorite pokemon toy that you own rayquaza pokedoll. its ugly as fuck and idk why i got it literal-ghost said: Do you own any of the Pokemon
goatygoatyeah said: full house you shit octary said: Full House male cast. moominpappa said: the men from full house i didnt watch stupid ass sitcoms so get off my dick
gerrark said: Shut up. never rattibune said: laffs permission to draw gross brooklyn art?? go for it!! taxiderby said: oh no you are the last person next to gerrark to say “oh no” to brooklyn dont even try to fool me
harshwhimsy said: like what kinda ‘kink’ shit or what characters? either! rottenmeats said: facefucking or thigh fucking oh facefucking hnnGHHH i actually drew a few of those recently but theyre private commissions jacketlizard said:
collisioncat said: Wow cool, I live in the UK! Whereabouts in it are you? Wolverhampton redvedev said: Enjoy the UK, we’re having our three days of summer so that’s damn good timing darkoverord said: And for once we don’t have rain for
countless-chances: today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles
askmessysketch: (( “Join me on the server I’m on!” They said. “Build a house wherever.” They said. “Okay.” I said X3 )) Woah @@
nibbletteponyshark: Full-Force said: Oh gawd, you got so fat. Askthebronytrio said: Can you still swim? I mean, fat floats and you seem to have gained a lot of that in the booty area… -Bold Font Smilingshroud said: Do you ever eat sharks? Not derpsharks,
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
sapphire-and-greyzeek:“Oh, don’t you dare look backJust keep your eyes on me.”She said, “You’re holding back,”I said, “Shut up and fluffle me!” This mare is my destinyI said, “Oh, oh, oh, Shut up and fluffle me.”Can’t get the
dr4xx0r: @sonicmist said: here I brought you some flowers because your so beautiful and pretty @lloxie said: *ties a shiny bell on your mane*owo @ask-orangemist-and-quickdraw said: Orange: wings….*sneaks up behind you and boops your wings* boop…
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
imasleepwalker: fangedpieho: miakosamuio: - fuckyeahgleesecrets Heather Morris said “I asked Ryan about that, and he said there was no way. He said that since we’re a prime-time television show, he didn’t want to do that.” D:< Yes since
charlottelabouffs: today i corrected someone who said accidentally said the monster’s name was frankenstein and i said “frankenstein was the scientist not the monster” then my professor went “but was frankenstein not the monster?” and i had
stonedocean: “FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE
kaciart: 221cbakerstreet said: Or Bucky 8 :) sadbuckybarnes said: Steve/ Bucky in 8? arkhamgal said: For the Palette Challenge my I suggest Winter Soldier in 8? Thanks!
babesargent: remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.” “ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said:
fandomlife-universe: “Your OTP is fictional” they said “They’re not really real” they said “Where did you get that rifle” they said
fandomlife-universe: “Your OTP is fictional” they said “Your OTP isn’t actually real” they said “Where did you get that rifle” they said
sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without
somethingscarlet13: Nobody said it was easyIt’s such a shame for us to partNobody said it was easyNo one ever said it would be this hard Oh, take me back to the start
pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic
masterlovehurts: “I think you’re starting to like it,” Aimee said to her roommate.“What?! No way! I only tongue your asshole every night, because that Elite guy said I have to!” Diana said, taking her tongue away from Aimee’s ass just long
sixpenceee:Here are some more of the creepiest things kids have said. I have a few more posts like this on my blog. Here they are.Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends
doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than last week
professortennant: ““i just want to go home” said the astronaut. “so come home” said ground control. ‘‘ｓｏ ｃｏｍｅ ｈｏｍｅ’’ said the voice from the stars.” — jonny sun (via outer-space-inspirations)
misstylersmith: Master: This date is boring. Ten: This isn’t a date, Master, I said I was going to the supermarket. Master: Then why did you invite me? Ten: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “shut up, I’ll do whatever
basic-banshee:starrypawz:afro-elf:i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, people’s reactions to discovering hozier is 6'5 is consistently funny I am very short and when I met him I said “holy fuck you’re tall” and he said “sorry?”
26px: the writing reference “said is dead” post is bad said is not dead. said is very much alive and should be predominantly used in fiction writing, because if you always use words like mumble and observe and articulate and state and express then
humansofnewyork: He said: “Do what makes you happy.” I said: “And what makes you happy?”He said nothing, but patted his son on the back.
thedevilstongue: olivialaurel: My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no,
noselfpreservation: When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!” He looked startled. “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly. “Yes she did! She said I was a lesbian!” “No,
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