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coollittlebirdme: mistakengentlemanwolf: yellow11801: thepoeticsir: thepoeticsir: He said ‘I’m going to violate you’ Her heart skipped a beat He said ‘Sit on your hands’ She started to plead but bit her tongue He said “I’m going to take
Help me study, she said. It’ll be fun, she said. Now, slide in, she said as she bent over in the reference section.
luckytongue: He wanted to fuck my sister. I said he’d have to eat his cum out of her. He said “Deal.” She said “I told you he would.” No problem with that!
firefly-flashes:“You,” he said with a smile, in between kisses, “have on way too many clothes.”“Sorry,” I said breathlessly.“Not yet,” he said as he pulled my dress over my head. “But I should warn
hirxeth: “You said for better or for worse. You said that. You said it. It was a promise. Now, this is my worst, okay? This is my worst. But I’m gonna get better.” Blue valentine (2010) dir. Derek Cianfrance
lonesomemother1:After watching 50 shades of grey with my son I asked him if he liked the movie. He said he did and then said, “I want you to be like her mom.” When I said we could talk about it when we got him he didn’t say a word, he just took
What am I doing? I’m letting out of chastity for a bit, silly. Yes, I know I said we’d go 13 months, but I’m capricious. It’s all part of the mind fuck.Remember how we originally said 3 weeks, but after your “release date” passed, I said I’d
bowtie-season: “19 days is a comedy” they said “a cute story of a boy and his best friend” they said “the Specific Heat Capacity of Love by Old Xian is an animal tale” they said"it’s a cute story about a seagull and a shark”
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
her-master: They’re sensitive, you said? Yes, that seems to be true. It will hurt, you said? Yes, that also seems to be true. I’ll have to be gentle, you said? Silly girl…
His identity wasn’t released but there was no indication that he knew LL Cool J or had a personal vendetta, LAPD spokesman Richard French said. French said the suspect appeared to be a homeless person. Early police information said the man receivedH
mykinkysecrets:I never said plan b was birth control, I said it doesn’t mess with your body… which it doesn’t. There’s no false information there, the only one who said plan b is birth control is you. domestic–doll:mykinkysecrets:domestic&nda
tacticsama said:Wait who said kara is not for lewds? IS HER WHOLE POINT It’s no sexbot though. Anonymous said:To be honest, no game has looked original in a long ass time. Especially the new Grand Theft Auto by CD Projekt Red. List me 3 (three)
Anonymous said:Watched the new Cyberpunk 2077 trailer. I want Meredith to sit on my face.PLEASE MOMMY Anonymous said:Can I call you leet?Call me daddy.Anonymous said:Came for the porn. Stayed for the opinions and bants. I love you
alcatraz501 said:Pineapple on pizza? Yay or nay cyberspacederp said:Do you reckon any ladies from CP2077 will dethrone Yennefer of Vengerberg in your heart? Nah. Anonymous said:>trying to do a full nelson pose without the body
Anonymous said:Bruh, have you SEEN the screenshots people are uploading on Reddit? They’re phenomenal. ?? Anonymous said:Are you looking forward to the Captain Marvel movie It looks interesting. Anonymous said:Now that digitalfoundry made
leeterr: What a fucking joke this world has become. There were some new “things” going on.Someone just said he said that he said: “beat up women in real life, viewers"If that is really true then the ban is kind of justified. But it depends
ticklishdean: my wife was cuddling with me while playing her 3DS and she just said, “i love you” so i said “i love you too” and then she looked up and in a really quiet voice said, “i was talking to my lucario”
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
purrprinthom:sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
kiki-kit: Nobody said it was easyIt’s such a shame for us to partNobody said it was easyNo one ever said it would be this hardOh, take me back to the start…
sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
alohomorashlie: watch a werewolf boy they said you’re going to enjoy it they said you’ll love it they said
shiningmedusa: more from the u-kiss show: soohyun said korean kissmes are like their family, but american kissmes are all their wives kevin asked, “how many babies do you want?” to soohyun after he said that soohyun said, “there are 2,000 people
kinkylulu: believe-in-can-city: ddavestriderr: darlingstrider: eeuonym: if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me i cry because i send this
screams my professor was trying to find an example of reduplication so the next class he came back and said “I FOUND REDUPLICATION IN ENGLISH” and then he said “Milk milk” and everyone was just “what?” and he said “you know when you go
pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than
thefeelofavideogame: This is wrong. ‘Ant’ is said 30 times in Antz. ‘Bee’ is said 139 times in The Bee Movie ‘Nutshack’ is said 20 times in the Nutshack theme. This means that every time the Bee Movie plays, Marmaduke will play 2780 times
jcatgrl: mermaidofspace: karmapoliceofficer: everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel having said problematic shit does not necessarily make you or anyone else a
corythec:Lol so story time, I asked my girlfriend who I should draw and she said, without missing a beat she said “you should draw pit!” But before I could ask anything else her eyes widened and she said “GENDERBENT PIT.” Lol so that is where
faerestsnow-deactivated20140129: “Victoria came up to me and she said “I’m basically a big joke in this, aren’t I?” And I said “Yes, yes you are.” And she said “Cool, as long as I know.” And then she just went with it.” - Kim Fuller,
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
fobsession: she said, she said, she said, “why don’t you just drop dead?” // MONUMENTOUR 06/19 x
thecelestialchild: pithy-partyy: captioned-vines:dopest-ethiopian:bitch where? “ This bitch called me ugly. I said, “ Bitch, where?” She said, “ Under all that makeup.” I said, “ Bitch, where?” 🙌 Yusssssssssss
stevita: 0nigum0 said: You know, I’ve always said that a pleasure denied is a pleasure craved Okay I’m responding late as hell to the reply you left on this post but I just remembered that Oscar Wilde said much the same thing in The Picture of
stevita: 0nigum0: stevita: 0nigum0 said: You know, I’ve always said that a pleasure denied is a pleasure craved Okay I’m responding late as hell to the reply you left on this post but I just remembered that Oscar Wilde said much the same thing
drinking-tea-at-midnight: jcatgrl: mermaidofspace: karmapoliceofficer: everyone you’ve ever loved has said some problematic shit: a novel you have also said some problematic shit: the sequel having said problematic shit does not necessarily
slipknots:i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
fabriziolori: orbgrl: when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young” additionally, when hozier said “we tried the world, good god, it wasn’t for us”
alucards-fine-ass: chronicreality: The doctor I went to last week was looking over my history and he said “Endometriosis?” and I said yes. And he said “Is that just your speculation or have you actually been diagnosed?” and I was like “I
rosalui: meso-mijali: rosalui: youngstero: I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything
nineprotons: unpretty:Batman did not look up from the screens of the computer in the Batcave. “You didn’t say you were going to be in town,” he said, still typing.“Oracle said you were out of state for work the last few days,” Nightwing said,
“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ ‘That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat. ‘I don’t much care where -’ said Alice. 'Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,’ said the Cat.
jirachi: the cashier said “i haven’t seen these in a long time” and i said “the condoms?” and she said “no, the yu-gi-oh cards” and i Died
jjsupremacy: Nobody said #AllLivesMatter until we said #BlackLivesMatterNobody said #HeterosexualPrideDay until we had #GayPrideNobody wants #WhiteHistoryMonth until its #BlackHistoryMonthNobody mentions
kallenz: Anonymous said: Why arent you a fan of furry :( I like it, but I’m not a fan mlehtma said: Will you do more with Ai? Of course :) Anonymous said: Could you do some Final Fantasy stuff or maybe even more Guardivour stuff? Gardevoir
brookeva: this is almost as bad as the time I thought a photographer said to “loose the bottoms” but he said something totally different.So I just start taking my pants off and he’s like “Woah, not, not what I said!”yep…
hotwife-mywife-hiswife-boobnip: My wife was pushing me to cum over my friends wife, “hold on” she said and straddled my cock, “let me cum on you” my wife said. “Oh yes cum overt face” my friends wife said
“Yes, Sir, I do feel my titties growing bigger in my little bikini,” she said.“Rita?! What are you talking about? Just drive away!” Veronica said.“Don’t worry, you’ll get your turn,” you said with a smile.
drbraziersenhancementclinic2-de:“I’ve got a special surprise for you” said your girlfriend before you both had to leave for work. Your ears, and cock, perked up when she said that. The last time she said that she returned home with a
ughstory: if a black person tells you something you said or did is offensive to their cultural identity, listen. if a woman tells you something you said or did makes them uncomfortable, listen. if a trans person tells you something you said or did is
giantspacefetus:guys a girl from my high school got a tattoo in arabic that she thought said “stay true find peace” and i showed my friend who speaks arabic and he said it said “music bikes nature wind”
samoanpolybrah: dattfacetho:My barber asked if its nasty to love eating booty and pussy. I said i would melt if a face like yours was in my pussy. He said damn that sounded so real. I said only actions are real Io teti
sarahsizzites: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re
bonerfart:i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
