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buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very
moniquill: convivialwhim: I said I was going to draw I said I was going to draw it didn’t happen a novel I said I was going to write I said I was going to write it didn’t happen not a novel
mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me
the-time-goddess-of-221b: bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive”
bubblebooty94: I just woke up, my regular said I heard u back. I said yeah. He said when can I come? I said I guess now. I heard my bell ring 20 sec later and it was him. That’s how u know that head good. Early morning bust
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends
becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece
queeringfeministreality: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t
vogue-wars: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
echoofasilentheart: When Diana Wynne Jones said “a heart’s a heavy burden”, and when Stuart Turton said “every life has such weight.”. Also, when Orhan Pamuk said “from tiny experiences we build cathedrals”, and when Carole Maso said “it
janessafaith: truongmandy: “She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that
So I met dis shawty da other day,I got her number called her up,Like what you doin, she say nuttin,I say what’s good, she said not much,I say guess what, she say what’s up,I say I think we should hook upShe said uhhh, I said what?She said
OMG !!!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !".
vanessahudgensfashionstyle: Some girl said Vanessa Hudgens is ugly, I said bitch where?She said under all that makeup, I said BITCH WHERE?!?!
doritoed: simplyirrealavant: doritoed: im in the shower and my dad just said hurry up and I said “dad … do you know how long it takes to shave a leg?” and he said no and I said “longer than it takes to kill a man” and I can hear him hysterically
sixpenceee: Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends
flatabsandthighgaps: “Be hydrated”, they said “It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said “It’s good for you,” they said “I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat: i fell in love with the girl at the rock show she said “what” and i said “whAT” and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD” and i said “WHAT”
valerieparker: domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence”
pratchettpatricianpages: “Well now,” said Vimes. “Shall I tell you something? They’re electing a new Patrician today-”“Who?” said William.“I don’t know,” said Vimes.Sacharissa blew her nose and said: “It’ll be Mr. Scrope, of the
recoverykitty: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know
“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve
gatheroutofstardust: all the relationships in pushing daisies |→ emerson and ned “When I said what I said it wasn’t said in the ‘we need to talk more about this later’ kind of way. It was said in the ‘I regret what I’m saying there
2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell
domics: montoya: domics: Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ? So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and
superwhoavengelockandme: starling-girl: lillian-raven: #bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha
buippy: she came into the shop and said “i wanna know what the problem is” i said, “you don’t wanna know what the problem is” she said, “i wanna know what the problem is so i can get the problem fixed.” i said, “you don’t wanna know
bukkakenojutsu: mbtipartyblog: okay, scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’ velma said ‘’jinkies’’ daphne said ‘’jeepers’’ what did fred say
ankle-beez: mbtipartyblog: partyclowns: mbtipartyblog: okay, scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’ velma said ‘’jinkies’’ daphne said ‘’jeepers’’ what did fred say fred says Fuck happy 50th anniversary
confessabehr: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
itsgonnarian: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
lanadelwestcoast: Some girl said Lana Del Rey is ugly, I said bitch where? She said under all that makeup, I said BITCH WHERE?!?!
babyminaj: “what even” they said “lol omg” they said “omg I can’t even” they said “what is air” they said as I violently chocked them to death chocked? really?
nuditea:last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronizingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from
nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from
memeufacturing: “please try this update”, said staff. “no”, said everybody “tryyyy it”, said staff. “no”, said everybody, quieter this time
medusa-seduce-ya: pettypeaches: Rachel Dolezal: This bitch said I’m white, I said “bitch where?” She said “Under all that makeup.” I said “Bitch–” DECEASED!!!!!😭😭😭
medusa-seduce-ya: pettypeaches: Rachel Dolezal: This bitch said I’m white, I said “bitch where?” She said “Under all that makeup.” I said “Bitch–” DECEASED!!!!!😭😭😭 fxckczar
allisonquarry: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know
