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buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very
nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from
queeringfeministreality: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t
neckkiss: “Who says study will get you work? Who says school will get you class? Who said that job will get you the cash? Who said the loan will save your ass? Who said money covers all the expenses? Who said love will save the kids? Who says forever
aestheticfeminist:she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real
vinesforeveryone: igglooaustralia: Lmfao 😂 Bitch said I’m ugly I said bitch where?She said under all that makeup I said…Ay you got it, you got it, its good didn’t have to go that deep
allisonquarry: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know
She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said "drink up." She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He
doritoed: simplyirrealavant: doritoed: im in the shower and my dad just said hurry up and I said “dad … do you know how long it takes to shave a leg?” and he said no and I said “longer than it takes to kill a man” and I can hear him hysterically
bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started
fandomincorporated: sam said he’s happy sam said he’s happy SAM SAID HE’S HAPPY SAM SAID HE WAS HAPPY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A REALLY LONG TIME AND DEAN COULDN’T ANSWER BECAUSE HE FELT GUILTY DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next
ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said
itsgonnarian: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece
mbtipartyblog: partyclowns: mbtipartyblog: okay, scooby said ‘’ruh roh’’ shaggy said ‘’zoinks’’ velma said ‘’jinkies’’ daphne said ‘’jeepers’’ what did fred say fred says Fuck
fallingformattyhealy: Guys I’m babysitting my little cousin and he said “Morgan can you play some good music I don’t like the music playing” and I said “do you like the 1975?” He said “who’s the 1895?” I said “just you wait Isaiah
jenamalonie: “Okay,” he said. “I gotta go to sleep. It’s almost one.” “Okay,” I said. “Okay,” he said. I giggled and said, “Okay.” And then the line was quiet but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with
monkey-me33:I said I would be still Obedient Kind Respectful Loving I said I would Feed you Hold you Support you Teach you You said…..You would Keep me safe….. Love me forever Leave me Never You said you would Teach me Calm me Adore me Pet me And
this boy be thirsty as fuck. wanted to come over. said no i’m busy. he said okay at 11. i said we’ll see. it is 11:01 and this boy send me a message. i told him he was thirsty and he said “thirsty for you.” 😂 IDK WHO THIS
riskyourreality: No more Walking Dead they said… No more Daryl Dixon they said… For 6 months they said… Watch Mad Men they said… Well you know what!! I’m gonna watch The Walking Dead tonight and every other night and have massive
northcarolina-class: believe-in-can-city: ddavestriderr: darlingstrider: eeuonym: if a guy said this to me i’d cry if a girl said this to me i’d cry if anyone said this to me i’d cry I cry because nobody says this to me if anyone said this
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck
vinesforeveryone: igglooaustralia: Lmfao 😂 Bitch said I’m ugly I said bitch where?She said under all that makeup I said…Ay you got it, you got it, shit didn’t have to go that deep
withanunrequitedl0ve: “it’s just a book” they said “it’s just a fictional character” they said “it’s just a couple” they said “why are you holding an axe” they said
sixpenceee:Some more of the creepiest thing said by kids. I have more collages on my blog. Here they are:Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 2Creepy Things Said by Kids Part 3Kid’s Imaginary Friends
skip-stone: i-want-spankings: skip-stone: And then the devil said, no you’re not, I am. And then the warrior said no I called it first. And then the devil said you’re a dick, and then the warrior said I know you are but what am I. And then the
supro3d said: nsfw big boobed DOUBLE futa. :) That or Supergirl. prince-of-space said: NSFW, big boobs, futa with pussy lester661 said: nurse jenny or officer joy lol microfin said: Team Rocket’s Jesse. : D I could wait a bit longer
asian:I asked April out last night but I got nervous and I said “will you be my boyfriend” and she said what so I thought I would ditch the topic and so I asked her “is there a pimple on my forehead” And she said yes and then I said so will you
oceanwriting: He said we weren’t supposed to have met; I said no two people ever are. He said he’s annoying because he sleeps with his whole body wrapped around me; I said I just can’t sleep without spreading my limbs out in every direction.
moniquill: convivialwhim: I said I was going to draw I said I was going to draw it didn’t happen a novel I said I was going to write I said I was going to write it didn’t happen not a novel All of this is my whole life
askpunklen: Anonymous said: Do you shave????? unstrayingmemories said: You have such an interesting haircut…. Anonymous said: How long would you let your hair get Anonymous said: Since u r a punk, have u ever tried to smoke?
